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Old 10-01-2004, 12:22 PM   #1241 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:34 PM   #1242 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:48 PM   #1243 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 05:51 PM   #1244 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 06:34 PM   #1245 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:11 PM   #1246 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2004, 04:55 AM   #1247 (permalink)
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A harsh lesson i didn't learn until junior high.



don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame.
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:25 PM   #1248 (permalink)
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don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame = sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-04-2004, 04:14 PM   #1249 (permalink)
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sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa = Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work.
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:45 PM   #1250 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2004, 10:10 PM   #1251 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2004, 01:35 AM   #1252 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2004, 05:29 AM   #1253 (permalink)
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dominos coming late at every order = big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year
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Old 10-05-2004, 08:51 AM   #1254 (permalink)
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big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year = or maybe a trip to sicly and life time contract with the mafia
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Old 10-05-2004, 03:43 PM   #1255 (permalink)
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or maybe a trip to sicly (???) and life time contract with the mafia = omerta
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 10-05-2004, 06:27 PM   #1256 (permalink)
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omerta=good way to waste time online
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Old 10-06-2004, 01:49 PM   #1257 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-06-2004, 02:38 PM   #1258 (permalink)
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playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = fun
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Old 10-06-2004, 02:47 PM   #1259 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2004, 07:46 PM   #1260 (permalink)
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masturbation = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = a good way to start the day= a very common theme in this thread
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:42 PM   #1261 (permalink)
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a very common theme in this thread


=buncha freakin' wierdos
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:49 PM   #1262 (permalink)
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bunch of freakin' wierdos = everyone that posted before me
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:32 AM   #1263 (permalink)
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everyone that posted before me = the coolest freakin' people in the world!
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:54 AM   #1264 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:15 AM   #1265 (permalink)
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:57 PM   #1266 (permalink)
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what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children = a surreptitious call to social services
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:15 PM   #1267 (permalink)
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a surreptitious call to social services = prostitution
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:18 PM   #1268 (permalink)
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prostitution = to cheap for even that.
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Old 10-07-2004, 01:23 PM   #1269 (permalink)
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.....fuck=fuck
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:18 AM   #1270 (permalink)
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.....fuck=fuck = WTF?

to cheap for even that = why people by boxed wine

Ya'll choose which one to continue!
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:43 AM   #1271 (permalink)
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why people by boxed wine


= cuz they made it themselves...



*just got our 36 bottles yesterday......woooohooooo.....*
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:15 AM   #1272 (permalink)
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cuz they made it themselves = why suicide bombers like to blow their own homemade bombs
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:20 AM   #1273 (permalink)
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why suicide bombers like to blow their own homemade bombs


= got nothin' better to do with thier lives
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:44 AM   #1274 (permalink)
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got nothin' better to do with thier lives = internet poker
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:43 PM   #1275 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:58 PM   #1276 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2004, 02:13 PM   #1277 (permalink)
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silicone breasts = pamula lee anderson
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Old 10-08-2004, 04:32 PM   #1278 (permalink)
 
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pamula lee anderson = the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:15 PM   #1279 (permalink)
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the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer = Dick Nixon
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:15 PM   #1280 (permalink)
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