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Old 09-22-2004, 04:26 AM   #1201 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2004, 06:51 AM   #1202 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2004, 01:51 PM   #1203 (permalink)
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was that guy really in Raising Arizona? = you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma?
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Old 09-22-2004, 03:09 PM   #1204 (permalink)
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you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? = sorry. That was me
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:38 PM   #1205 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2004, 06:07 PM   #1206 (permalink)
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what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet

= I meant to do that biatch............
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:17 AM   #1207 (permalink)
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I meant to do that biatch = what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:25 PM   #1208 (permalink)
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what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob = guess i win the prize, huh?
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:48 PM   #1209 (permalink)
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guess I win the price, huh? = Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize?
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:18 PM   #1210 (permalink)
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Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? = no but she does
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Old 09-23-2004, 06:29 PM   #1211 (permalink)
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no but she does = what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head
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Old 09-23-2004, 08:34 PM   #1212 (permalink)
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what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head


= NO!!!!.............but my sister might.
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Old 09-24-2004, 09:24 AM   #1213 (permalink)
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NO!!!!........but my sister might = she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?!
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:32 AM   #1214 (permalink)
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she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! = she wouldn't get verbal encouragement
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:02 PM   #1215 (permalink)
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she wouldn't get verbal encouragement = tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard
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Old 09-24-2004, 05:39 PM   #1216 (permalink)
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tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard
= good time to put my johnson to work.
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:09 PM   #1217 (permalink)
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good time to put my johnson to work = yikes! my balls are blue.
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:23 PM   #1218 (permalink)
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yikes! my balls are blue = no paint left for the rest of the room
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Old 09-24-2004, 07:54 PM   #1219 (permalink)
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no paint left for the rest of the room = paint the rest of the room with my balls
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:33 AM   #1220 (permalink)
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paint the rest of the room with my balls = what the hell do you say to that?
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:31 PM   #1221 (permalink)
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What the hell do you say to that? = Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question
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Old 09-25-2004, 03:45 PM   #1222 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 04:18 AM   #1223 (permalink)
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that's good because I'm pregnant = you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner?
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:02 PM   #1224 (permalink)
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you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? = you eat out on the porch...by yourself...
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:51 PM   #1225 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:04 PM   #1226 (permalink)
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it's too frickin' cold


= my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them.
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:19 AM   #1227 (permalink)
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my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them = i love it when you bite them
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Old 09-28-2004, 04:05 AM   #1228 (permalink)
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i love it when you bite them = deez nutz
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Old 09-28-2004, 07:47 AM   #1229 (permalink)
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deez nutz = only good with ice cream
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:38 AM   #1230 (permalink)
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only good with ice cream = hot naked blonde babe with whip cream
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:37 PM   #1231 (permalink)
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hot naked blonde babe with whip cream = good thing the whip is only made out of cream
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Old 09-28-2004, 06:08 PM   #1232 (permalink)
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good thing the whip is only made out of cream=real torture for S&M fans
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:11 AM   #1233 (permalink)
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real torture for S&M fans = what is sexual disfunction
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Old 09-29-2004, 08:15 AM   #1234 (permalink)
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what is sexual disfunction = uncle phil
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Old 09-29-2004, 03:41 PM   #1235 (permalink)
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uncle phil = ME!!!
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:25 AM   #1236 (permalink)
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ME!! = God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures!
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:52 PM   #1237 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:49 PM   #1238 (permalink)
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fire = boatloads of fun when you're bored
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Old 10-01-2004, 03:44 AM   #1239 (permalink)
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Old 10-01-2004, 07:15 AM   #1240 (permalink)
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