The equals (=) game - Page 31 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

iamtheone · 09-22-2004, 04:26 AM

Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT = Gone in 60 seconds

pig · 09-22-2004, 06:51 AM

Gone in 60 seonds = was that guy really in Raising Arizona?

uncle phil · 09-22-2004, 01:51 PM

was that guy really in Raising Arizona? = you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma?

thesupermikey · 09-22-2004, 03:09 PM

you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? = sorry. That was me

pig · 09-22-2004, 05:38 PM

sorry. That was me = what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet

Fly · 09-22-2004, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet

what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet

= I meant to do that biatch............

shaggs_manoa · 09-23-2004, 01:17 AM

I meant to do that biatch = what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob

uncle phil · 09-23-2004, 12:25 PM

what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob = guess i win the prize, huh?

Averett · 09-23-2004, 12:48 PM

guess I win the price, huh? = Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize?

shaggs_manoa · 09-23-2004, 03:18 PM

Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? = no but she does

pig · 09-23-2004, 06:29 PM

no but she does = what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head

Fly · 09-23-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigglet

what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head

= NO!!!!.............but my sister might.

Jonsgirl · 09-24-2004, 09:24 AM

NO!!!!........but my sister might = she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?!

shaggs_manoa · 09-24-2004, 10:32 AM

she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! = she wouldn't get verbal encouragement

uncle phil · 09-24-2004, 05:02 PM

she wouldn't get verbal encouragement = tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard

Fly · 09-24-2004, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard

= good time to put my johnson to work.

splck · 09-24-2004, 07:09 PM

good time to put my johnson to work = yikes! my balls are blue.

Paradise Lost · 09-24-2004, 07:23 PM

yikes! my balls are blue = no paint left for the rest of the room

victorjara · 09-24-2004, 07:54 PM

no paint left for the rest of the room = paint the rest of the room with my balls

shaggs_manoa · 09-25-2004, 01:33 AM

paint the rest of the room with my balls = what the hell do you say to that?

screamincheetah · 09-25-2004, 01:31 PM

What the hell do you say to that? = Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question

09-25-2004, 03:45 PM

Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question= that's good because I'm pregnant

pig · 09-27-2004, 04:18 AM

that's good because I'm pregnant = you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner?

uncle phil · 09-27-2004, 12:02 PM

you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? = you eat out on the porch...by yourself...

09-27-2004, 05:51 PM

you eat out on the porch...by yourself...=it's too frickin' cold

Fly · 09-27-2004, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by :::OshnSoul:::

it's too frickin' cold

= my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them.

shaggs_manoa · 09-28-2004, 12:19 AM

my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them = i love it when you bite them

iamtheone · 09-28-2004, 04:05 AM

i love it when you bite them = deez nutz

thesupermikey · 09-28-2004, 07:47 AM

deez nutz = only good with ice cream

feelgood · 09-28-2004, 09:38 AM

only good with ice cream = hot naked blonde babe with whip cream

uncle phil · 09-28-2004, 12:37 PM

hot naked blonde babe with whip cream = good thing the whip is only made out of cream

cheeterbo · 09-28-2004, 06:08 PM

good thing the whip is only made out of cream=real torture for S&M fans

iamtheone · 09-29-2004, 03:11 AM

real torture for S&M fans = what is sexual disfunction

feelgood · 09-29-2004, 08:15 AM

what is sexual disfunction = uncle phil

uncle phil · 09-29-2004, 03:41 PM

uncle phil = ME!!!

shaggs_manoa · 09-30-2004, 12:25 AM

ME!! = God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures!

uncle phil · 09-30-2004, 12:52 PM

God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures! = fire

shaggs_manoa · 09-30-2004, 11:49 PM

fire = boatloads of fun when you're bored

Fly · 10-01-2004, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaggs_manoa

boatloads of fun when you're bored

yankin' yer johnson

shaggs_manoa · 10-01-2004, 07:15 AM

yankin' yer johnson = a good way to start the day

09-22-2004, 04:26 AM	#1201 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT = Gone in 60 seconds __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

09-22-2004, 06:51 AM	#1202 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	Gone in 60 seonds = was that guy really in Raising Arizona? __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

09-22-2004, 01:51 PM	#1203 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	was that guy really in Raising Arizona? = you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-22-2004, 03:09 PM	#1204 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? = sorry. That was me __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

09-22-2004, 05:38 PM	#1205 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	sorry. That was me = what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

09-23-2004, 01:17 AM	#1207 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	I meant to do that biatch = what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-23-2004, 12:25 PM	#1208 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob = guess i win the prize, huh? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-23-2004, 12:48 PM	#1209 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	guess I win the price, huh? = Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-23-2004, 03:18 PM	#1210 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? = no but she does __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-23-2004, 06:29 PM	#1211 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	no but she does = what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

09-24-2004, 09:24 AM	#1213 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	NO!!!!........but my sister might = she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

09-24-2004, 10:32 AM	#1214 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! = she wouldn't get verbal encouragement __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-24-2004, 05:02 PM	#1215 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	she wouldn't get verbal encouragement = tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-24-2004, 07:09 PM	#1217 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	good time to put my johnson to work = yikes! my balls are blue. __________________ nice line eh?

09-24-2004, 07:23 PM	#1218 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	yikes! my balls are blue = no paint left for the rest of the room __________________ "Marino could do it."

09-24-2004, 07:54 PM	#1219 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	no paint left for the rest of the room = paint the rest of the room with my balls

09-25-2004, 01:33 AM	#1220 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	paint the rest of the room with my balls = what the hell do you say to that? __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-25-2004, 01:31 PM	#1221 (permalink)
screamincheetah Insane Location: Kansas City	What the hell do you say to that? = Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question

09-25-2004, 03:45 PM	#1222 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question= that's good because I'm pregnant

09-27-2004, 04:18 AM	#1223 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	that's good because I'm pregnant = you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

09-27-2004, 12:02 PM	#1224 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? = you eat out on the porch...by yourself... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-27-2004, 05:51 PM	#1225 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	you eat out on the porch...by yourself...=it's too frickin' cold

09-28-2004, 12:19 AM	#1227 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them = i love it when you bite them __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-28-2004, 04:05 AM	#1228 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	i love it when you bite them = deez nutz __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

09-28-2004, 07:47 AM	#1229 (permalink)
thesupermikey I got blisters on me fingers!!! Location: In my stressless expectation free zone.	deez nutz = only good with ice cream __________________ If you are not outraged than you are not paying attention! "Reality has a well-known liberal bias" - Steven Colbert

09-28-2004, 09:38 AM	#1230 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	only good with ice cream = hot naked blonde babe with whip cream __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

09-28-2004, 12:37 PM	#1231 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hot naked blonde babe with whip cream = good thing the whip is only made out of cream __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-28-2004, 06:08 PM	#1232 (permalink)
cheeterbo Crazy Location: newyork	good thing the whip is only made out of cream=real torture for S&M fans

09-29-2004, 03:11 AM	#1233 (permalink)
iamtheone Psychoholic Location: Ein tov she'ein bo ra!	real torture for S&M fans = what is sexual disfunction __________________ Music is holy, art is sacred, and creativity is power... Think for Yourself Question Authority

09-29-2004, 08:15 AM	#1234 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	what is sexual disfunction = uncle phil __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

09-29-2004, 03:41 PM	#1235 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	uncle phil = ME!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2004, 12:25 AM	#1236 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	ME!! = God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures! __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

09-30-2004, 12:52 PM	#1237 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures! = fire __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2004, 11:49 PM	#1238 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	fire = boatloads of fun when you're bored __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!

10-01-2004, 07:15 AM	#1240 (permalink)
shaggs_manoa Upright Location: Well I go to skool in Manoa (in Hawaii) but I haven't seen my house in weeks.	yankin' yer johnson = a good way to start the day __________________ Rookie for life becuase I only post in tilted nonsense!