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TerresqueÜ 10-27-2003 05:18 PM

*stands in a big tranquil field*
 
*looks around*


*sees miles of green fields in every direction*


*takes off his pants and runs around*

sadistikdreams 10-27-2003 05:28 PM

*steals said pants*

*builds a church*

bernadette 10-27-2003 05:44 PM

*hovers above in a helicopter, snapping photos for the enquirer*

KWSN 10-27-2003 05:47 PM

*cries at the fact that Terresque is wearing no pants*

sillygirl 10-27-2003 05:52 PM

*points and giggles*

Fly 10-27-2003 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerresqueÜ
*looks around*


*sees miles of green fields in every direction*


*takes off his pants and runs around*


joins in the fun.....but with pants on.

(what kind of green fields are we talkin' about here.)

*wants soooooo badly to take off pants*

TerresqueÜ 10-27-2003 06:22 PM

*chases Sadistik to retrieve his pants*

*fails and prays in the church for Sadistik to be smited*

uncle phil 10-27-2003 06:41 PM

"i dreamed i was in a hollywood movie.."

sadistikdreams 10-27-2003 08:21 PM

*goes into church*

*stands up at altar, blesses TerresqueÜ's pants*

*takes off own pants, switches pants*

*puts thumb on the side of pants, and stretches them*

*realizes that TerresqueÜ wears BIG ASS pants*

Stiltzkin 10-27-2003 08:46 PM

*looks around*

*brings out lawn mower*

*starts mowing all the endless miles of grass*

:D

Minx 10-28-2003 01:03 PM

*pulls up a lawn chair and enjoys watching (semi) naked men run around*

:D

sailor 10-28-2003 01:40 PM

*wishes they were naked women instead*

visious 10-28-2003 05:32 PM

*brings lots of naked wemon to join in the fun*

KWSN 10-28-2003 05:35 PM

*BRIENGS DAEV GROWL TO PALY TEH DRUMBLE BAS!!!!!111111*




....(sorry)....

TerresqueÜ 10-28-2003 06:13 PM

*sews himself new pants out of the grass clippings in Stiltzkin's lawn mower bag. Kicks KWSN for the comment, then rolls down a big hill*

krwlz 10-28-2003 07:07 PM

*Stares at said field, seminaked men, and women, and scratches head in confused amusement...

grumpyolddude 10-28-2003 11:06 PM

"falls on my face in somebody's new mown lawn."

"takess allergy meds."

Astrocloud 10-28-2003 11:26 PM

*Smokes other kind of grass where no one can see him.*
*Paints picture where all kinds of weird beings are smiting him*
*Smites picture and gives all others weird sexual feelings*

Miranda 10-29-2003 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
*pulls up a lawn chair and enjoys watching (semi) naked men run around*

:D

*Joins Minx to watch said (semi) naked men run around*
*Contemplates joining them*
*Settles instead on spraying them with a water pistol*

slimshaydee 10-29-2003 04:11 AM

*calls police*
*spoils party*

TerresqueÜ 10-30-2003 07:36 PM

*cops get lost in the infinite fields. The party rages on with semi naked men and women spraying them with water pistols. Yahoo...*


*spices up the party by inviteing...*
http://www.picubed.com/alisachan/sin...ia/felicia.jpg

KWSN 10-30-2003 07:52 PM

*is clawed to death by catgirl*

*is briefly mourned, party continues shortly after*

bernadette 11-02-2003 10:20 AM

*places flowers on KWSN's grave in the middle of the big tranquil field*

*decides now is an appropriate time to drink booze*

*begins to forget KWSN was clawed to death*

*HICCUP* :crazy:

Fly 11-02-2003 10:34 AM

*wonders if fun is being had*

*grabs a shot with bernadette*

*still confused about "pant" issue*

*asks self.....why?*

bundy 11-02-2003 03:42 PM

*breaks into song*

All I know is I'm lost without you,
I'm not gonna lie.
How my going to be strong without you?
I need you by my side
If we ever say we'll never be together and we ended with goodbye don't know what I'd do
...I'm lost without you
I keep trying to find my way but all I know is I'm lost without you
I keep trying to face the day I'm lost without you

How my ever gonna get rid of these blues
Baby I'm so lonely all the time
Everywhere I go I get so confused
You're the only thing that's on my mind

Oh my beds so cold at night and I miss you more each day
Only you can make it right no I'm not too proud to say

All I know is I'm lost without you I'm not gonna lie
How my going to be strong without you I need you by my side
If we ever say we'll never be together and we ended with goodbye don't know what I'd do ...I'm
lost without you
I keep trying to find my way but all I know is I'm lost without you
I keep trying to face the day I'm lost without you

If I could only hold you now and make the pain just go away
Can't stop the tears from running down my face
Oh

bernadette 11-02-2003 09:29 PM

*real glad i wasn't drinking the wine tonight*

*smiles & hands Bones a seltzer water*

bernadette 11-02-2003 09:30 PM

is that tequila you got there, flyman?

Fremen 11-02-2003 11:16 PM

*rides up on a Segway*

Averett 11-03-2003 10:56 AM

*wanders in*

*wonders why we're all typing like this*

*sees bones playing naked twister with the hilton sisters*

*goes over, snaps Paris and Nicky like the little twigs they are*

*waits for an invite to play naked twister*

*still wonder's what is up with the stars*

Averett 11-03-2003 11:14 AM

*grabs some of those snacks for later*

bernadette 11-03-2003 11:14 AM

*perplexed by doors in the middle of a big tranquil field*

*reports scandal to the enquirer*

*wanders down the hillside to look for freman*

bernadette 11-04-2003 05:12 PM

*tempted to take a lick of bones covered in chocolate syrup*

*looks at her left hand*

*tosses averett a bag of cheetos*

*continues down the hillside looking for poor mangled freman*

krwlz 11-04-2003 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
*Smokes other kind of grass where no one can see him.*

Joins astrocloud for a toke.

KWSN 11-04-2003 07:14 PM

*climbs out of the grave*

*looks around*

*says, "fuck this" and climbs back in*

Fly 11-04-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz
Joins astrocloud for a toke.
*also joins Astro and krwlz for a toke*

*wonders what Averett's plans are*

*wishes bones hadn't done the chocolate syrup thing*

*shoots Tequila with bern*

Fremen 11-05-2003 12:34 AM

*lying crumpled in a heap at the bottom of a steep hill, realizes the need to now invest in Kamens' Ibot Transporter*

Astrocloud 11-05-2003 01:27 AM

*Passes small white paper tube with lit green stuff*
*Smiles and says "things aren't what they seem"*
*Slaps cuffs on self and giggles.*
*Has hangover next day*

Astrocloud 11-05-2003 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
*Has hangover next day*
*thanks the inventor of Advil*

Averett 11-05-2003 11:55 AM

*pokes Bones*

bernadette 11-05-2003 12:42 PM

jeebus, get a room you two!

*has another shot of tequila with flyman*

*steps over a scratched up & dented segway*

*thinks she sees freman withering at the bottom of the hill*


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