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*wtf is with the ball pit*
*kicks KWSN back over in his grave* *who's the geek on the scooter?* |
*Is continually upset by the fact that this thread is still alive. Hopes that Jesus and GH don't team up on me!*
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*wonders how Bones fails to see the connotations of the phrase 'ball pit'* ;)
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*orders at Denny's*
*waits for order to arrive* |
*Decides to stop fearing Giant Hamburger and wait for him. With a frozen tuna in hand, awaiting fate....from a big flying burger.*
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*sits alone in the ball pit*
*wonders where Bones went off to* |
*still standing outside his wok with a frozen tuna, that is now starting to thaw. Wonders if the tuna will be enough to fend of 150 tons of plutonium based weapons flying out of god knows what hole on GH.*
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*lubricates hole*
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*saves redlemon from smoldering (tacky) dennys*
*drags redlemon's sorry ass over to TGIFs for some decent food & drink* *holds nose, cuz TerresqueÜ's thawing tuna has teh stinky goin' on* |
*Donates the tuna to the TGIFs and asks them to make something crazy out of the 200 lb fish. After they do asks GH to join him in a feast, in hopes he doesn't become a pile of smoldering radioactive ash*
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*something smells like tuna*
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<font size="4">ok, who burnt down my TGIF ?!?!?!</font>
*eyes Bones suspiciously* *signals Batman* |
*puts on the Batsuit*
*realizes it's the Batmite suit* :eek: |
*profusely thanks Bernadette for saving his sorry ass*
*wonders why every restaraunt he enters burns down* *still hungry* |
*wont share his big tuna.*
*is keeping it as a peace offering to GH* *throws Redlemon a bag of airline peanuts* |
*begins to eat peanuts ravenously*
*begins to choke on peanut* |
*accepts peace offering*
*injects tuna with fluorescent green re-animator fluid* *commands zombie tuna to go forth and give redlemon the heimlich maneuver* |
*wonders how you can 'begin to choke'. Aren't you either choking or not choking? Or is there a stage between true chokeing and psuedo choking?*
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duh-amn that tuna smells worse than ever now that it's florescent as well as decaying. *wanders off to re-build a brand new improved TGIF, where the fire marshalls have advised me not to allow redlemon entry* [sorry redlemon. you're a marked fire jinx, but you can place a phone order cuz we do deliver now!] |
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He was a character from another dimension(I believe) that came to Batmans' dimension and was a kind of a magical pest/mascot that hung around Batman and Robin in the 70's cartoon series. http://www.hillcity-comics.com/toys/batmite_BIG.jpg |
*dies, since reanimated tuna has no limbs to perform Heimlich manuver*
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*gets fired for being online at work*
not really... |
*think's Bones needs a cold shower* :p
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*injects redlemon with fluorescent green re-animator fluid*
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*reanimates as a zombie, ready to serve the bidding of Giant Hamburger*
*screaming deep inside* |
*joins bones in the newly built shower for two*
*brrrrr!!!* *turns the hot water on* |
*rubber ducky you're the one, you make bathtime lots of fun!*
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*builds a new bar-n-grill in the big tranquil field with windows facing away from the shower stall*
*installs rooftop patio for the shower voyeur customers* |
*thinking reanimation is not all it is cracked up to be*
*doesn't think field is that tranquil anymore, what with all the burning restaraunts* |
*sees the clone of paris hilton*
*snaps her in half like the twig she is* *only wants to associate with the words "paris" and "hilton" if she is staying IN a Hilton IN the city of Paris* |
*swings the bit stick, narrowly missing redlemon*
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*douses out bone's*
*wonders about the re-animation technique* *lights doobie* *loses pants* *blushes* |
*bored, wonders if there is a union for under-utilized zombies*
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*apologizes to zombie redlemon for not getting back to him*
*presents him with a heaping plate full of warm human brains* *commands him to go forth and stalk Bones* |
*jerks to attention*
*sees Bones on fire* *douses Bones with bucket of water, since it will be difficult to stalk him if he is dead* |
*stalks Bones, as the two Olsen twins are too thin to sufficiently disguise him*
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*when no one is looking takes the hilton sister's body parts to perform deviant sexual acts*
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*lays on the field while looking at the cloud pictures*
*considers raiding Bones' gymboree* |
*builds a giant swimming pool in the middle of this big tranquil field cuz there's been so much fire lately, surely i am not the only one who needs a refreshing place to cool off*
*steals freman's batmite suit & throws it on the smoldering burger king* who wants to skinny dip now? |
*realizes other people are playing in my puddle and enjoys it*
*mean while builds a unversity for the deaf* |
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