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bones please kill me
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*wishes everyone a happy ramadan*
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*backs slowly away from Bones*
*tries not to make eye contact* |
*is still a little worried*
*goat meat does taste good* |
*jumps into Bernadette's pool naked*
*zombie parts begin to dissolve* |
*while on fire eats said body parts and gives bones the finger for not doing the job properly*
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*gives Happyland indigestion*
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*wanders blindly into this thread after only having read the first few posts*
*scratches head* *wanders out of this thread just as confused as when he entered* |
*lets gastrointestinal tract burn first and smiles in delight*
*realizing that it sucks to be on fire, jumps in a puddle of filth created by the orgy of insanity which started with a pantless man* *burns more* |
*wondering why bones hates me, puts self out and asks for a more well equiped person to do the job-star
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*Has no fear of Red Lemon because Zombies eat trains and I missed mine*
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*offers Astrocloud a ride home on flying hamburger*
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*notices the party is busting up*
*finds the slightly battered segway that jesus abandoned when he ascended back to heaven* *scoots off to find another big tranquil field where the burning of buildings & small children never occurs* Asta! <small>oh wait... that's not my line...</small> |
*opens the gates of hell and invites those still here to feel the warmth*
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*thanx....eh* |
* Seems that the wrath of the Gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow; I think I might be sinking. * |
*htrows some wood into the gates of hell to heat it up, knocks satan on the head, after which he closes them in disgust*
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*shakes head in amazement* *led zeppelin rules* *as does uncle mystro* |
*Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
I wanted a woman, never bargained for you.* |
"...and I was the start of this hollywood movie..."
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*Is oddly at ease hovering above everyone between two buns*
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*is gunna cry because this thread is still alive.*
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*is sad because he missed this thread*
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*Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
And Baby, Baby, Baby, do you like it?* |
*notices the lock fell off the front door, posts again*
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*offers high-five to Redlemon*
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*offers alcoholic beverage of choice to Redlemon*
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*begins to wander aimlessly, humming unidentifiable tunes to self* |
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*Snaps fingers and makes everyone and everything whole and beautiful again*
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*offers Bernadette some food, since I'm no longer being digested in her belly*
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*wishes to toss Redlemon in his Ceaser*
......for taste eh........ |
*wonders why he bothered reviving this thread*
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*laughs his ass off*
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