*stands in a big tranquil field*
 

*looks around*


*sees miles of green fields in every direction*


*takes off his pants and runs around*

*steals said pants*

*builds a church*

*hovers above in a helicopter, snapping photos for the enquirer*

*cries at the fact that Terresque is wearing no pants*

*points and giggles*

joins in the fun.....but with pants on.

(what kind of green fields are we talkin' about here.)

*wants soooooo badly to take off pants*

*chases Sadistik to retrieve his pants*

*fails and prays in the church for Sadistik to be smited*

"i dreamed i was in a hollywood movie.."

*goes into church*

*stands up at altar, blesses TerresqueÜ's pants*

*takes off own pants, switches pants*

*puts thumb on the side of pants, and stretches them*

*realizes that TerresqueÜ wears BIG ASS pants*

*looks around*

*brings out lawn mower*

*starts mowing all the endless miles of grass*

:D

*pulls up a lawn chair and enjoys watching (semi) naked men run around*

:D

*wishes they were naked women instead*

*brings lots of naked wemon to join in the fun*

*BRIENGS DAEV GROWL TO PALY TEH DRUMBLE BAS!!!!!111111*




....(sorry)....

*sews himself new pants out of the grass clippings in Stiltzkin's lawn mower bag. Kicks KWSN for the comment, then rolls down a big hill*

*Stares at said field, seminaked men, and women, and scratches head in confused amusement...

"falls on my face in somebody's new mown lawn."

"takess allergy meds."

*Smokes other kind of grass where no one can see him.*
*Paints picture where all kinds of weird beings are smiting him*
*Smites picture and gives all others weird sexual feelings*

*Joins Minx to watch said (semi) naked men run around*
*Contemplates joining them*
*Settles instead on spraying them with a water pistol*

*calls police*
*spoils party*

*cops get lost in the infinite fields. The party rages on with semi naked men and women spraying them with water pistols. Yahoo...*


*spices up the party by inviteing...*
http://www.picubed.com/alisachan/sin...ia/felicia.jpg

*is clawed to death by catgirl*

*is briefly mourned, party continues shortly after*

*places flowers on KWSN's grave in the middle of the big tranquil field*

*decides now is an appropriate time to drink booze*

*begins to forget KWSN was clawed to death*

*HICCUP* :crazy:

*wonders if fun is being had*

*grabs a shot with bernadette*

*still confused about "pant" issue*

*asks self.....why?*

*breaks into song*

All I know is I'm lost without you,
I'm not gonna lie.
How my going to be strong without you?
I need you by my side
If we ever say we'll never be together and we ended with goodbye don't know what I'd do
...I'm lost without you
I keep trying to find my way but all I know is I'm lost without you
I keep trying to face the day I'm lost without you

How my ever gonna get rid of these blues
Baby I'm so lonely all the time
Everywhere I go I get so confused
You're the only thing that's on my mind

Oh my beds so cold at night and I miss you more each day
Only you can make it right no I'm not too proud to say

All I know is I'm lost without you I'm not gonna lie
How my going to be strong without you I need you by my side
If we ever say we'll never be together and we ended with goodbye don't know what I'd do ...I'm
lost without you
I keep trying to find my way but all I know is I'm lost without you
I keep trying to face the day I'm lost without you

If I could only hold you now and make the pain just go away
Can't stop the tears from running down my face
Oh

*real glad i wasn't drinking the wine tonight*

*smiles & hands Bones a seltzer water*

is that tequila you got there, flyman?

*rides up on a Segway*

*wanders in*

*wonders why we're all typing like this*

*sees bones playing naked twister with the hilton sisters*

*goes over, snaps Paris and Nicky like the little twigs they are*

*waits for an invite to play naked twister*

*still wonder's what is up with the stars*

*grabs some of those snacks for later*

*perplexed by doors in the middle of a big tranquil field*

*reports scandal to the enquirer*

*wanders down the hillside to look for freman*

*tempted to take a lick of bones covered in chocolate syrup*

*looks at her left hand*

*tosses averett a bag of cheetos*

*continues down the hillside looking for poor mangled freman*

Joins astrocloud for a toke.

*climbs out of the grave*

*looks around*

*says, "fuck this" and climbs back in*

*also joins Astro and krwlz for a toke*

*wonders what Averett's plans are*

*wishes bones hadn't done the chocolate syrup thing*

*shoots Tequila with bern*

*lying crumpled in a heap at the bottom of a steep hill, realizes the need to now invest in Kamens' Ibot Transporter*

*Passes small white paper tube with lit green stuff*
*Smiles and says "things aren't what they seem"*
*Slaps cuffs on self and giggles.*
*Has hangover next day*

*thanks the inventor of Advil*

*pokes Bones*

jeebus, get a room you two!

*has another shot of tequila with flyman*

*steps over a scratched up & dented segway*

*thinks she sees freman withering at the bottom of the hill*

*looks for a room in this big tranquil field*

*spies a grove of trees*

*takes off towards the trees, waits for bones to join her*



*(i still can't figure out the *'s)*

*has been resting in grove, minding own business all along*

*notices Averett, but is too shy/startled to say anything*

*awaits Bones in tree*

ooooooh a treesome!!

this is gonna be mad tabloid material

*moves to the shrubbery nearby the trees, readies her camera with the zoom zoom*

*applies lotion to the infected areas*

*gets the missed spot* :p

*somehow kinda glad now i followed GH to the other set of trees sans poison ivy & infected areas*

*munches down on a tasty cheese burger. oh wait. that sounds kinda wrong for a married woman. re-thinks action*

*uses the power of his new Avatar to so totally grab GH and sell him on the hamburger black market.*

*grabs the segway and zooms away with his Catgirl....Felecia from Dark Stalkers...*

*clears throat*

*mentions to Averett that sunscreen will not help Bones' itching*

*leaves grove to get a wok*

*spirits of nature appear around Avarett and Bones. They yell at them for defileing the nature. They explode all over them, not doing too much but releasing a high vicosity lube.*

*escapes black market*

*plots vengeance*

*is hungry*
*Ponders giant flying coleman grill*

*brings this thread back to the pantless running, takes Bones' pants, or if he has nothing on, gives him a pair of boxer shorts, and runs through the fields semi-naked with Bones, while still fearing GH's vengance*

*revives when hears about possible Burger on Bones action*

*sets up camera to capture tryst for anal-nutbusters.com*

*realizes Bones eludes The Gi-Ham in favor of a roll in the flora with the fauna* ;)

*decides to sell footage to sexamidtoxicplants.com*

*chases after TerresqueÜ and my Segway*

*comes back with Averett-sized wok*

*sets up wok just outside of grove*

*doesnt want to be cooked*

*likes to stirfry with peanut oil*

*takes down sign reading "Jamacian/Asian Fusion Cuisine", as supply of goat has vanished*

*recalls urban legend regarding snakes in ballpits*

Agreed, its time for a little food. Maybe more then a little... That was some good stuff....

*points at krwlz, laughs at lack of asterisks*

"Calls the cops on you demented mofo's!"
"Hides in the bushes"
"Bugs Out"
"Is scared the masses will jump bail to come and beat the rat fink"

*Sells T-Shirts to Tourists*
*Hopes GH doesn't demand Royalties*

http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/burgerSighting.gif

*buys a shirt from Astro, giving GH another reason to smite me. Summons up an army of Catgirls to be body guards. Fears the hamburger based smiting. Hides under the big wok*

*purchases 300 kilograms of weapons-grade plutonium*

*dreams of lighting enormous barbecue grill with weapons-grade plutonium*

*wants one of those t-shirts*

*after too much tequila, climbs up in a tree for a little nap*

*falls asleep, falls out of tree* ouch!

*steals bottle of tequila*
*Finishes bottle and places empty back into the sleeping arms of bernadette*

*invites the olsen twins to play twister :D*

*sleeps on ground dreaming of falling maidens*

*gets hungry, heads over to Chucky Cheeze, but the doors are locked and the windows are steamed over.*

*is currently in the Chuck E Cheeze steaming up the windows*

*is somewhat frightenend by the fact this thread made it to three pages. But maybe its just the giant burger carrying 300 tons of weapons grade plutonium. Reinforces his wok with...fish.*

*orders cheese fries and hash browns at the new dennys*

ewwwwwwwww dennys


<i>they</i> say... BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME

*builds a TGIF fridays on this big tranquil field*

**** FREE NACHOS FOR THE FIRST 25 CUSTOMERS ****

*Denny's... Friday's.... wonders if they are all mad?*

*Fears the burger creatures inhabiting this world*

OMG JESUS STOLE TEH SEGWAY

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/551263ee.jpg">

and he's coming again to burn down the dennys!!!

*sells half of plutonium stockpile to Jesus for profit*

*looks around, wondering what Jesus did with TerresqueÜ*

*also wonders why Bones would be in something called the "ball" pit*

*rolls over in his grave*

*wtf is with the ball pit*

*kicks KWSN back over in his grave*

*who's the geek on the scooter?*

*Is continually upset by the fact that this thread is still alive. Hopes that Jesus and GH don't team up on me!*

*wonders how Bones fails to see the connotations of the phrase 'ball pit'* ;)

*orders at Denny's*

*waits for order to arrive*

*Decides to stop fearing Giant Hamburger and wait for him. With a frozen tuna in hand, awaiting fate....from a big flying burger.*

*sits alone in the ball pit*

*wonders where Bones went off to*

*still standing outside his wok with a frozen tuna, that is now starting to thaw. Wonders if the tuna will be enough to fend of 150 tons of plutonium based weapons flying out of god knows what hole on GH.*

*lubricates hole*

*saves redlemon from smoldering (tacky) dennys*

*drags redlemon's sorry ass over to TGIFs for some decent food & drink*

*holds nose, cuz TerresqueÜ's thawing tuna has teh stinky goin' on*

*Donates the tuna to the TGIFs and asks them to make something crazy out of the 200 lb fish. After they do asks GH to join him in a feast, in hopes he doesn't become a pile of smoldering radioactive ash*

*something smells like tuna*

<font size="4">ok, who burnt down my TGIF ?!?!?!</font>

*eyes Bones suspiciously*

*signals Batman*

*puts on the Batsuit*

*realizes it's the Batmite suit* :eek:

*profusely thanks Bernadette for saving his sorry ass*

*wonders why every restaraunt he enters burns down*

*still hungry*

*wont share his big tuna.*

*is keeping it as a peace offering to GH*

*throws Redlemon a bag of airline peanuts*

*begins to eat peanuts ravenously*

*begins to choke on peanut*

*accepts peace offering*

*injects tuna with fluorescent green re-animator fluid*

*commands zombie tuna to go forth and give redlemon the heimlich maneuver*

*wonders how you can 'begin to choke'. Aren't you either choking or not choking? Or is there a stage between true chokeing and psuedo choking?*

wtf? are you like all itchy now?



duh-amn that tuna smells worse than ever now that it's florescent as well as decaying.

*wanders off to re-build a brand new improved TGIF, where the fire marshalls have advised me not to allow redlemon entry* [sorry redlemon. you're a marked fire jinx, but you can place a phone order cuz we do deliver now!]

lol, nope, not quite. :D

He was a character from another dimension(I believe) that came to Batmans' dimension and was a kind of a magical pest/mascot that hung around Batman and Robin in the 70's cartoon series.

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/toys/batmite_BIG.jpg