*looks for a room in this big tranquil field*

*spies a grove of trees*

*takes off towards the trees, waits for bones to join her*



*(i still can't figure out the *'s)*

*has been resting in grove, minding own business all along*

*notices Averett, but is too shy/startled to say anything*

*awaits Bones in tree*

ooooooh a treesome!!

this is gonna be mad tabloid material

*moves to the shrubbery nearby the trees, readies her camera with the zoom zoom*

*applies lotion to the infected areas*

*gets the missed spot* :p

*somehow kinda glad now i followed GH to the other set of trees sans poison ivy & infected areas*

*munches down on a tasty cheese burger. oh wait. that sounds kinda wrong for a married woman. re-thinks action*

*uses the power of his new Avatar to so totally grab GH and sell him on the hamburger black market.*

*grabs the segway and zooms away with his Catgirl....Felecia from Dark Stalkers...*

*clears throat*

*mentions to Averett that sunscreen will not help Bones' itching*

*leaves grove to get a wok*

*spirits of nature appear around Avarett and Bones. They yell at them for defileing the nature. They explode all over them, not doing too much but releasing a high vicosity lube.*

*escapes black market*

*plots vengeance*

*is hungry*
*Ponders giant flying coleman grill*

*brings this thread back to the pantless running, takes Bones' pants, or if he has nothing on, gives him a pair of boxer shorts, and runs through the fields semi-naked with Bones, while still fearing GH's vengance*

*revives when hears about possible Burger on Bones action*

*sets up camera to capture tryst for anal-nutbusters.com*

*realizes Bones eludes The Gi-Ham in favor of a roll in the flora with the fauna* ;)

*decides to sell footage to sexamidtoxicplants.com*

*chases after TerresqueÜ and my Segway*

*comes back with Averett-sized wok*

*sets up wok just outside of grove*

*doesnt want to be cooked*

*likes to stirfry with peanut oil*

*takes down sign reading "Jamacian/Asian Fusion Cuisine", as supply of goat has vanished*

*recalls urban legend regarding snakes in ballpits*

Agreed, its time for a little food. Maybe more then a little... That was some good stuff....

*points at krwlz, laughs at lack of asterisks*

"Calls the cops on you demented mofo's!"
"Hides in the bushes"
"Bugs Out"
"Is scared the masses will jump bail to come and beat the rat fink"

*Sells T-Shirts to Tourists*
*Hopes GH doesn't demand Royalties*

http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/burgerSighting.gif

*buys a shirt from Astro, giving GH another reason to smite me. Summons up an army of Catgirls to be body guards. Fears the hamburger based smiting. Hides under the big wok*

*purchases 300 kilograms of weapons-grade plutonium*

*dreams of lighting enormous barbecue grill with weapons-grade plutonium*

*wants one of those t-shirts*

*after too much tequila, climbs up in a tree for a little nap*

*falls asleep, falls out of tree* ouch!

*steals bottle of tequila*
*Finishes bottle and places empty back into the sleeping arms of bernadette*

*invites the olsen twins to play twister :D*

*sleeps on ground dreaming of falling maidens*

*gets hungry, heads over to Chucky Cheeze, but the doors are locked and the windows are steamed over.*

*is currently in the Chuck E Cheeze steaming up the windows*

*is somewhat frightenend by the fact this thread made it to three pages. But maybe its just the giant burger carrying 300 tons of weapons grade plutonium. Reinforces his wok with...fish.*

*orders cheese fries and hash browns at the new dennys*

ewwwwwwwww dennys


<i>they</i> say... BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME

*builds a TGIF fridays on this big tranquil field*

**** FREE NACHOS FOR THE FIRST 25 CUSTOMERS ****

*Denny's... Friday's.... wonders if they are all mad?*

*Fears the burger creatures inhabiting this world*

OMG JESUS STOLE TEH SEGWAY

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and he's coming again to burn down the dennys!!!

*sells half of plutonium stockpile to Jesus for profit*

*looks around, wondering what Jesus did with TerresqueÜ*

*also wonders why Bones would be in something called the "ball" pit*

*rolls over in his grave*