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*looks for a room in this big tranquil field*
*spies a grove of trees* *takes off towards the trees, waits for bones to join her* *(i still can't figure out the *'s)* |
*has been resting in grove, minding own business all along*
*notices Averett, but is too shy/startled to say anything* |
*awaits Bones in tree*
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ooooooh a treesome!!
this is gonna be mad tabloid material *moves to the shrubbery nearby the trees, readies her camera with the zoom zoom* |
*applies lotion to the infected areas*
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*gets the missed spot* :p
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*somehow kinda glad now i followed GH to the other set of trees sans poison ivy & infected areas*
*munches down on a tasty cheese burger. oh wait. that sounds kinda wrong for a married woman. re-thinks action* |
*uses the power of his new Avatar to so totally grab GH and sell him on the hamburger black market.*
*grabs the segway and zooms away with his Catgirl....Felecia from Dark Stalkers...* |
*clears throat*
*mentions to Averett that sunscreen will not help Bones' itching* |
*leaves grove to get a wok*
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*spirits of nature appear around Avarett and Bones. They yell at them for defileing the nature. They explode all over them, not doing too much but releasing a high vicosity lube.*
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*escapes black market*
*plots vengeance* |
*is hungry*
*Ponders giant flying coleman grill* |
*brings this thread back to the pantless running, takes Bones' pants, or if he has nothing on, gives him a pair of boxer shorts, and runs through the fields semi-naked with Bones, while still fearing GH's vengance*
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*revives when hears about possible Burger on Bones action*
*sets up camera to capture tryst for anal-nutbusters.com* *realizes Bones eludes The Gi-Ham in favor of a roll in the flora with the fauna* ;) *decides to sell footage to sexamidtoxicplants.com* *chases after TerresqueÜ and my Segway* |
*comes back with Averett-sized wok*
*sets up wok just outside of grove* |
*doesnt want to be cooked*
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*likes to stirfry with peanut oil*
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*takes down sign reading "Jamacian/Asian Fusion Cuisine", as supply of goat has vanished*
*recalls urban legend regarding snakes in ballpits* |
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"Calls the cops on you demented mofo's!"
"Hides in the bushes" "Bugs Out" "Is scared the masses will jump bail to come and beat the rat fink" |
*Sells T-Shirts to Tourists*
*Hopes GH doesn't demand Royalties* http://home.comcast.net/~astrocloud/burgerSighting.gif |
*buys a shirt from Astro, giving GH another reason to smite me. Summons up an army of Catgirls to be body guards. Fears the hamburger based smiting. Hides under the big wok*
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*purchases 300 kilograms of weapons-grade plutonium*
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*dreams of lighting enormous barbecue grill with weapons-grade plutonium*
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*wants one of those t-shirts*
*after too much tequila, climbs up in a tree for a little nap* *falls asleep, falls out of tree* ouch! |
*steals bottle of tequila*
*Finishes bottle and places empty back into the sleeping arms of bernadette* |
*invites the olsen twins to play twister :D*
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*sleeps on ground dreaming of falling maidens*
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*gets hungry, heads over to Chucky Cheeze, but the doors are locked and the windows are steamed over.*
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*is currently in the Chuck E Cheeze steaming up the windows*
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*is somewhat frightenend by the fact this thread made it to three pages. But maybe its just the giant burger carrying 300 tons of weapons grade plutonium. Reinforces his wok with...fish.*
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*orders cheese fries and hash browns at the new dennys*
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ewwwwwwwww dennys
<i>they</i> say... BUILD IT AND THEY WILL COME *builds a TGIF fridays on this big tranquil field* **** FREE NACHOS FOR THE FIRST 25 CUSTOMERS **** |
*Denny's... Friday's.... wonders if they are all mad?*
*Fears the burger creatures inhabiting this world* |
OMG JESUS STOLE TEH SEGWAY
<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/551263ee.jpg"> and he's coming again to burn down the dennys!!! |
*sells half of plutonium stockpile to Jesus for profit*
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*looks around, wondering what Jesus did with TerresqueÜ*
*also wonders why Bones would be in something called the "ball" pit* |
*rolls over in his grave*
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