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WhoaitsZ · 10-16-2003, 11:29 PM

Qpid has kind of left all of your poor followers of man behind!

Microsoft is on the rise to take over the world.

Five years ago Skyenet became a real organization. The Terminator was created. Microsoft killed it. They sent it a program similar to IM with a security hole ten miles wide. They didn’t wish to let them know yet, and boom… no more Terminator.

George Bush has made secret negotiations with Osama and Saddam to become a three sex slave couple in 2,005.

Yes, 2,005. The pentagon has already made plans for GWB to get back into office, regardless. Do not be too shocked if you are offered free hard liquor and/or crack prior to actually voting.

I am a man of vast wisdom. I have god like abilities in my understand of all things.

Who was our first president? Carter, of course, who died by his step sister ‘Molly Hatchet” murdered him with anthrax while he played a video game based on war and he cried repeatedly ‘I am not a crook and Monica did not swallow DAMN HER!’ at which point Mrs. Regan married the pope.

What is 2+2 ? easy! 34.

See. My knowledge is vast. My skills superb and I own no ego.

Join me, my children. Become a Z’st!

Those who walk in the path of Z shall be enlightened and know all things. Nobody will be ahead of others by rank or color or creed. (There is one exception, Plummie and all other women are above you. They have boobies. I like boobies)

Join me. Put something like “I worship Z” in your .sig or “I am a Z’st” or “Z insane but I love him anyway”.

Feel free to title yourself in our group and/or army.

Thanks.
You may rise.

YzermanS19 · 10-17-2003, 04:22 PM

I'll be a Zist missionary.

Call me Canon Yzerman, spreading the word, missionary style.

And ladies, if you want control, we can try reverse-missionary. I think that works too...

WhoaitsZ · 10-17-2003, 08:21 PM

-writes down 'get extreme revenge against bones in case he doesn't accidently kill hisself with pogo sticks-

come on people. i need some followers.

we may even all get to drink some 'special koolaid' sometime!

grumpyolddude · 10-17-2003, 08:36 PM

Better hurry, Z. When Rush gets out of rehab, he's gonna want his act back.

.....what flavor koolaid?

Giant Hamburger · 10-17-2003, 09:43 PM

Hail Z!

In accordance with my strict hamburgerian mandates I do not acknowledge the existence of signatures. I would also make a poor follower, as my insatiable appetite for power would destroy our burgeoning friendship. I will, however, watch over your preserved head 1,000 years from now when Z'ism is at the height of its societal popularity. As the world trembles in the merciless grip of your now ancient cabalist Gnosticism, know that your steely countenance will be viewed by generations of loyal supplicants. On holidays I will make your head command them to do unspeakable things. It will be glorious.
-GH

WhoaitsZ · 10-17-2003, 11:15 PM

uuuuuummmmmmm that works, gh!!

dunno what flavor yet, G,
it'll work quick....

ok so now ..sigs

just follow me!

hmm. o should have unleashed my chinchilla hordes i and plummie keep secret.......

-Anders · 10-18-2003, 09:28 AM

Ogre840 · 10-18-2003, 05:30 PM

im on it!

Stiltzkin · 10-18-2003, 05:46 PM

I can't follow anyone but myself, Z. Sorry to say.

WhoaitsZ · 10-18-2003, 08:31 PM

FEAR OUR WRATH WHEN WE TAKE OVER!

until then, please dont make fun of us. that is rude.

omega2K4 · 10-18-2003, 08:36 PM

YOUR MOM!!!!!......I think.

MacGnG · 10-18-2003, 08:39 PM

i wanna join!
Zen JudaZism, thats me
im a zen jewist and now a follower of Z ism
so im a Zen JewZist

Plummie · 10-18-2003, 09:21 PM

I shall lend you my ever-growing chinchilla herd and we shall then conquer the world with our mini army!

Your geckos can learn to ride my chinnies and they will be a force to be reckoned with!

numist · 10-18-2003, 09:26 PM

Ill be a Zist for now.. better than anything else Ive found.

Fly · 10-18-2003, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude

.....what flavor koolaid?

how about what janis liked......the electric kind.....

and.......

WhoaitsZ · 10-18-2003, 09:47 PM

lsd. and Z. scary, scary, scary thought, that.

WhoaitsZ · 10-19-2003, 12:22 PM

have i mentioned all who follow me will get free cake?

i need a recruiter. sigh.

cults are just so slow to start.

five members, seven if ~anders 'AT' somehow made sense and meant 'yeah'.

the geckos keep sliding off the chins... more training.

free cake! all you have to do is follow me and maybe give me your soul. those who give me the soul now shall also get free soda or BEER!

PS: 'dear diary, the fact that bones never signed up has broken my heart. i have wept for days....'

WhoaitsZ · 10-19-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
I can't follow anyone but myself, Z. Sorry to say.

we don't need no stinkin Moogles!!!!!!!

YzermanS19 · 10-19-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WhoaitsZ
lsd. and Z. scary, scary, scary thought, that.

Scary for you maybe.

Drugs are only as scary as the people using them.

WhoaitsZ · 10-19-2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Scary for you maybe.

Drugs are only as scary as the people using them.

... i know, yzer. my point was supposed to be humoress. Z on lsd = crazy man stepping up a notch.

joke died. go boom

-teardrop-

uncle phil · 10-19-2003, 05:36 PM

avoid sinful enterprises...

GakFace · 10-26-2003, 09:18 PM

10-16-2003, 11:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	Z'sm. Your Life Depends On It Qpid has kind of left all of your poor followers of man behind! Microsoft is on the rise to take over the world. Five years ago Skyenet became a real organization. The Terminator was created. Microsoft killed it. They sent it a program similar to IM with a security hole ten miles wide. They didn’t wish to let them know yet, and boom… no more Terminator. George Bush has made secret negotiations with Osama and Saddam to become a three sex slave couple in 2,005. Yes, 2,005. The pentagon has already made plans for GWB to get back into office, regardless. Do not be too shocked if you are offered free hard liquor and/or crack prior to actually voting. I am a man of vast wisdom. I have god like abilities in my understand of all things. Who was our first president? Carter, of course, who died by his step sister ‘Molly Hatchet” murdered him with anthrax while he played a video game based on war and he cried repeatedly ‘I am not a crook and Monica did not swallow DAMN HER!’ at which point Mrs. Regan married the pope. What is 2+2 ? easy! 34. See. My knowledge is vast. My skills superb and I own no ego. Join me, my children. Become a Z’st! Those who walk in the path of Z shall be enlightened and know all things. Nobody will be ahead of others by rank or color or creed. (There is one exception, Plummie and all other women are above you. They have boobies. I like boobies) Join me. Put something like “I worship Z” in your .sig or “I am a Z’st” or “Z insane but I love him anyway”. Feel free to title yourself in our group and/or army. Thanks. You may rise.

10-17-2003, 04:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	I'll be a Zist missionary. Call me Canon Yzerman, spreading the word, missionary style. And ladies, if you want control, we can try reverse-missionary. I think that works too... __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

10-17-2003, 08:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Better hurry, Z. When Rush gets out of rehab, he's gonna want his act back. .....what flavor koolaid? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-18-2003, 09:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
-Anders Custom title. Location: Denmark.	At. __________________ Signature 101

10-18-2003, 05:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I can't follow anyone but myself, Z. Sorry to say. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-17-2003, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	-writes down 'get extreme revenge against bones in case he doesn't accidently kill hisself with pogo sticks- come on people. i need some followers. we may even all get to drink some 'special koolaid' sometime!

10-17-2003, 09:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Z! In accordance with my strict hamburgerian mandates I do not acknowledge the existence of signatures. I would also make a poor follower, as my insatiable appetite for power would destroy our burgeoning friendship. I will, however, watch over your preserved head 1,000 years from now when Z'ism is at the height of its societal popularity. As the world trembles in the merciless grip of your now ancient cabalist Gnosticism, know that your steely countenance will be viewed by generations of loyal supplicants. On holidays I will make your head command them to do unspeakable things. It will be glorious. -GH

10-17-2003, 11:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	uuuuuummmmmmm that works, gh!! dunno what flavor yet, G, it'll work quick.... ok so now ..sigs just follow me! hmm. o should have unleashed my chinchilla hordes i and plummie keep secret.......

10-18-2003, 05:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	im on it!

10-18-2003, 08:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	FEAR OUR WRATH WHEN WE TAKE OVER! until then, please dont make fun of us. that is rude.

10-18-2003, 08:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	YOUR MOM!!!!!......I think. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

10-18-2003, 08:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i wanna join! Zen JudaZism, thats me im a zen jewist and now a follower of Z ism so im a Zen JewZist

10-18-2003, 09:21 PM	#13 (permalink)
Plummie Liquid Diamonds Location: Lexington, KY	I shall lend you my ever-growing chinchilla herd and we shall then conquer the world with our mini army! Your geckos can learn to ride my chinnies and they will be a force to be reckoned with! __________________ Kim

10-18-2003, 09:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	Ill be a Zist for now.. better than anything else Ive found.

10-18-2003, 09:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	lsd. and Z. scary, scary, scary thought, that.

10-19-2003, 05:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	avoid sinful enterprises... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-26-2003, 09:18 PM	#22 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Q! __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

10-19-2003, 12:22 PM	#17 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	have i mentioned all who follow me will get free cake? i need a recruiter. sigh. cults are just so slow to start. five members, seven if ~anders 'AT' somehow made sense and meant 'yeah'. the geckos keep sliding off the chins... more training. free cake! all you have to do is follow me and maybe give me your soul. those who give me the soul now shall also get free soda or BEER! PS: 'dear diary, the fact that bones never signed up has broken my heart. i have wept for days....' Last edited by WhoaitsZ; 10-19-2003 at 12:25 PM..