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WhoaitsZ · 10-16-2003, 11:29 PM

Qpid has kind of left all of your poor followers of man behind!

Microsoft is on the rise to take over the world.

Five years ago Skyenet became a real organization. The Terminator was created. Microsoft killed it. They sent it a program similar to IM with a security hole ten miles wide. They didn’t wish to let them know yet, and boom… no more Terminator.

George Bush has made secret negotiations with Osama and Saddam to become a three sex slave couple in 2,005.

Yes, 2,005. The pentagon has already made plans for GWB to get back into office, regardless. Do not be too shocked if you are offered free hard liquor and/or crack prior to actually voting.

I am a man of vast wisdom. I have god like abilities in my understand of all things.

Who was our first president? Carter, of course, who died by his step sister ‘Molly Hatchet” murdered him with anthrax while he played a video game based on war and he cried repeatedly ‘I am not a crook and Monica did not swallow DAMN HER!’ at which point Mrs. Regan married the pope.

What is 2+2 ? easy! 34.

See. My knowledge is vast. My skills superb and I own no ego.

Join me, my children. Become a Z’st!

Those who walk in the path of Z shall be enlightened and know all things. Nobody will be ahead of others by rank or color or creed. (There is one exception, Plummie and all other women are above you. They have boobies. I like boobies)

Join me. Put something like “I worship Z” in your .sig or “I am a Z’st” or “Z insane but I love him anyway”.

Feel free to title yourself in our group and/or army.

Thanks.
You may rise.

10-16-2003, 11:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	Z'sm. Your Life Depends On It Qpid has kind of left all of your poor followers of man behind! Microsoft is on the rise to take over the world. Five years ago Skyenet became a real organization. The Terminator was created. Microsoft killed it. They sent it a program similar to IM with a security hole ten miles wide. They didn’t wish to let them know yet, and boom… no more Terminator. George Bush has made secret negotiations with Osama and Saddam to become a three sex slave couple in 2,005. Yes, 2,005. The pentagon has already made plans for GWB to get back into office, regardless. Do not be too shocked if you are offered free hard liquor and/or crack prior to actually voting. I am a man of vast wisdom. I have god like abilities in my understand of all things. Who was our first president? Carter, of course, who died by his step sister ‘Molly Hatchet” murdered him with anthrax while he played a video game based on war and he cried repeatedly ‘I am not a crook and Monica did not swallow DAMN HER!’ at which point Mrs. Regan married the pope. What is 2+2 ? easy! 34. See. My knowledge is vast. My skills superb and I own no ego. Join me, my children. Become a Z’st! Those who walk in the path of Z shall be enlightened and know all things. Nobody will be ahead of others by rank or color or creed. (There is one exception, Plummie and all other women are above you. They have boobies. I like boobies) Join me. Put something like “I worship Z” in your .sig or “I am a Z’st” or “Z insane but I love him anyway”. Feel free to title yourself in our group and/or army. Thanks. You may rise.