Z'sm. Your Life Depends On It
 

Qpid has kind of left all of your poor followers of man behind!

Microsoft is on the rise to take over the world.

Five years ago Skyenet became a real organization. The Terminator was created. Microsoft killed it. They sent it a program similar to IM with a security hole ten miles wide. They didn’t wish to let them know yet, and boom… no more Terminator.

George Bush has made secret negotiations with Osama and Saddam to become a three sex slave couple in 2,005.

Yes, 2,005. The pentagon has already made plans for GWB to get back into office, regardless. Do not be too shocked if you are offered free hard liquor and/or crack prior to actually voting.

I am a man of vast wisdom. I have god like abilities in my understand of all things.

Who was our first president? Carter, of course, who died by his step sister ‘Molly Hatchet” murdered him with anthrax while he played a video game based on war and he cried repeatedly ‘I am not a crook and Monica did not swallow DAMN HER!’ at which point Mrs. Regan married the pope.

What is 2+2 ? easy! 34.

See. My knowledge is vast. My skills superb and I own no ego.

Join me, my children. Become a Z’st!

Those who walk in the path of Z shall be enlightened and know all things. Nobody will be ahead of others by rank or color or creed. (There is one exception, Plummie and all other women are above you. They have boobies. I like boobies)

Join me. Put something like “I worship Z” in your .sig or “I am a Z’st” or “Z insane but I love him anyway”.

Feel free to title yourself in our group and/or army.

Thanks.
You may rise.

I'll be a Zist missionary.

Call me Canon Yzerman, spreading the word, missionary style.

And ladies, if you want control, we can try reverse-missionary. I think that works too...

-writes down 'get extreme revenge against bones in case he doesn't accidently kill hisself with pogo sticks-

come on people. i need some followers.

we may even all get to drink some 'special koolaid' sometime!

Better hurry, Z. When Rush gets out of rehab, he's gonna want his act back.

.....what flavor koolaid?

Hail Z!

In accordance with my strict hamburgerian mandates I do not acknowledge the existence of signatures. I would also make a poor follower, as my insatiable appetite for power would destroy our burgeoning friendship. I will, however, watch over your preserved head 1,000 years from now when Z'ism is at the height of its societal popularity. As the world trembles in the merciless grip of your now ancient cabalist Gnosticism, know that your steely countenance will be viewed by generations of loyal supplicants. On holidays I will make your head command them to do unspeakable things. It will be glorious.
-GH

uuuuuummmmmmm that works, gh!!

:)

dunno what flavor yet, G,
it'll work quick....

ok so now ..sigs

just follow me! :)

hmm. o should have unleashed my chinchilla hordes i and plummie keep secret.......

At.

im on it!

I can't follow anyone but myself, Z. Sorry to say.

:thumbsup:

FEAR OUR WRATH WHEN WE TAKE OVER!

until then, please dont make fun of us. that is rude.

YOUR MOM!!!!!......I think.:confused:

i wanna join!
Zen JudaZism, thats me
im a zen jewist and now a follower of Z ism
so im a Zen JewZist

I shall lend you my ever-growing chinchilla herd and we shall then conquer the world with our mini army! :D

Your geckos can learn to ride my chinnies and they will be a force to be reckoned with!

Ill be a Zist for now.. better than anything else Ive found.

how about what janis liked......the electric kind.....



http://wnb.suntory.co.jp/mode/200006/img/top_photo.jpg and.......http://www.erowid.org/library/books/...sd-solomon.jpg

lsd. and Z. scary, scary, scary thought, that.

have i mentioned all who follow me will get free cake?

i need a recruiter. sigh.

cults are just so slow to start.

five members, seven if ~anders 'AT' somehow made sense and meant 'yeah'.

the geckos keep sliding off the chins... more training.

free cake! all you have to do is follow me and maybe give me your soul. those who give me the soul now shall also get free soda or BEER!

PS: 'dear diary, the fact that bones never signed up has broken my heart. i have wept for days....'

we don't need no stinkin Moogles!!!!!!!

Scary for you maybe.

Drugs are only as scary as the people using them.

... i know, yzer. my point was supposed to be humoress. Z on lsd = crazy man stepping up a notch.

joke died. go boom

-teardrop-

avoid sinful enterprises...

Q!