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Hail Z!
In accordance with my strict hamburgerian mandates I do not acknowledge the existence of signatures. I would also make a poor follower, as my insatiable appetite for power would destroy our burgeoning friendship. I will, however, watch over your preserved head 1,000 years from now when Z'ism is at the height of its societal popularity. As the world trembles in the merciless grip of your now ancient cabalist Gnosticism, know that your steely countenance will be viewed by generations of loyal supplicants. On holidays I will make your head command them to do unspeakable things. It will be glorious.
-GH
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