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Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)
Ol' Dirty Bastard Yo imagine, imagine the shit Drunk as hell and shit And you going into a fuckin bar and shit You stumbling over bitches and everything Falling over everywhere, throwing up and shit Yeahhayyyeahhahhh C'mon c'mon Ahhahahiahhhhhhh I want ALL y'all people to feel what I feel See my momma taught me this SHEEEIIIT And my daddy learned from my momma Which is good! Which is goodahhhhhhhhh Sweet sugar pie, oh I wish you were mine Lookin so good, like you know you should, yeah And I-ayyeah, love you down, down baby Oh my girlie, sweet my honey You look so good to me Love you down, all night long Yeahhheahhhahhhh Yeah, all night long Yeahhahhhhhh, all night long girl Sugar pie Sweet oh-my-oh-my there's no lie I love you girl, love you girl Love you sweet pie Yeaheahhhahhhhh Do you love me? Do you love me like this? (Do you love this girl) I know you love me. I love you TOO!! Ahhahhahhhah (I'll let you know) I'm serious I need to know that I needs you to let me really know that I said I'm serious, very, very serious Aight, let's go *sounds like Ol Dirty having the orgasm from hell on the microphone* Yeahhhh, all night long Yeahhaeahhahhhh Ahhhhhhhahahyeahh It's other groups that's better than me like the Temptations And you other, groups From the Motown, Philadelphia, Atlanta (this is dedicated to you) And you others, better than me Mrs. Jones, don't feel disgraced baby Because I love your soul your got it together type thing Diana Ross (see I don't say these things for myself) Michael JAZZY-Jackson (please understand or something) NO! I'm the baddest, hip-hop man, across the world! I don't care, what you care, I just give, what you receive!
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01-23-2004, 02:42 PM
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Pissing in a river
Patti Smith Pissing in a river, watching it rise Tattoo fingers shy away from me Voices voices mesmerize Voices voices beckoning sea Come come come come back come back Come back come back come back Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free. When are you coming ? Hope you come soon Fingers, fingers encircling thee Come come come come come come Come come come come come come for me oh My bowels are empty, excreting your soul What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know What more can I give you to make this thing grow? Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] Everything I've done, I've done for you Oh I give my life for you. Every move I made I move to you, And I came like a magnet for you now. What about it, you're gonna leave me, What about it, you don't need me, What about it, I can't live without you, What about it, I never doubted you What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? What about it ? Should I pursue a path so twisted ? Should I crawl defeated and gifted ? Should I go the length of a river, [The royal, the throne, the cry me a river] What about it, what about it, what about it ? Oh, I'm pissing in a river.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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01-28-2004, 06:15 AM
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Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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02-03-2004, 05:55 PM
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from COOL HAND LUKE...
i dont care if it rains or freezes as long as i've got my plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car it comes in colours pink and pleasant it glows in the dark cause its iradescent i'll take it with me whenever i go far so give me my lady madonna dressed in rhinestones and sittin on a pedestal of abalone shells drivin 90 but im not scared because i've got my virgin mary assuring me that i will never go to hell
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-10-2004, 05:03 PM
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Hey Nineteen
Steely Dan Way back when In Sixty-seven I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi Sweet things from Boston So young and willing Moved down to Scarsdale Where the hell am I Hey Nineteen No we can't dance together No we can't talk at all Please take me along When you slide on down Hey Nineteen That's 'Retha Franklin She don't remember The Queen of Soul It's hard times befallen The sole survivors She thinks I'm crazy But I'm just growing old Hey Nineteen No we got nothing in common No we can't talk at all Please take me along When you slide on down The Cuervo Gold The fine Colombian Make tonight a wonderful thing No we can't dance together No we can't talk at all
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-11-2004, 01:24 PM
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Whiskey Man
The Who Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun If that's the way it's done Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone Hasn't got a home Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine Just fine
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-12-2004, 01:21 PM
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Cigarettes and Alcohol
Rod Stewart Is it my imagination Or have I finally found something worth living for? I was looking for some action But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol You could wait for a lifetime To spend your days in the sunshine You might as well do the white line Cos when it comes on top . . . You gotta make it happen! Is it worth the aggravation To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for? It's a crazy situation But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol! You could wait for a lifetime To spend your days in the sunshine You might as well do the white line Cos when it comes on top . . . You gotta make it happen!
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-12-2004, 01:46 PM
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Insane
Location: Long Island
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Dont forget this one:
Tone Loc - Cheeba Cheeba When I get to a party, To get it started I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point You know what Loc's doin', I'm blazin a joint Cause it seems a lot of times, I'm at my best After some methical or a bowl of sense. I'm creatin', multiplyin', big time supplyin' Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip So much damn resin it's startin' to drip It ain't harmful like heroin, this stuff's cheap That's why I'm glad that I got this...... CHORUS Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed It seems about tha time you really feel tha need To get high, get full, you know get blasted Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops Pull into one spot to see what they're all about Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone You try it so I guess they saw you got home Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime I get cash for her I can get it on time It really makes no difference long as I get lit Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin' Never gettin' short of uh uh, The always knowin' I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin' No need for you to keep on askin' If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba You know my shit is legit Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher I'm not a minister, Reverent or Preacher So excuse me while I call time Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz in tha middle of this rhyme..... CHORUS One day I was coolin' with my homeboy seal, chill Gettin' fucked up in his coupe de ville, still I wasn't to high to know what I was doin' Went to tha store and got some more brew in Came back to tha car, Try'd to be a winner Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin) I wasn't upset I had more at tha house I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse Cause when we're together, blazin' tha cheeba She does things to me that you wouldn't believe I'm not talkin' freaky or nothin' obscene But it's not far off if you know what I mean She'll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin' me hizead (head) If I was boo I'd do tha same She must love it, She ain't never complained They'll be moanin', kickin' a lot of screamin' I work it so hard she starts steamin' You know how it is after a couple of wooers She was subject and I am tha Ruler She's my freak y'all, but she's no skeeza One thing for sure, Tha girl's always got that..... CHORUS Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine I had two joints, One for me and my homie After half tha show, He didn't even know me His eyes were tight, they turned red He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead An hour went by, He said Loc I'm kinda hungry I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies Got off my couch, put my Gucci's on my feet Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street I ordered everythin' edible off tha shelf He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth We had so much food didn't know where to start At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts Big bags of chips, gallons of dips It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips I ate so much miserable is how I felt Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt Kickin at the tube, wathin' none better than You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain But everythin' is funny when your smokin' Mary Jane..
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03-15-2004, 12:56 PM
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Whiskey In The Jar
Metallica (Originally recorded by Thin Lizzy) As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin' I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny I took all of his money yeah I brought it home to Molly She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me But the devil take that woman for you know she treat me easy Musha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels Musha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin' And some men like ta hear, ta hear cannon ball a roarin' Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah Musha ring dum a doo dum a da Whack for my daddy-o Whack for my daddy-o There's whiskey in the jar-o Whiskey in the jar-o Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-15-2004, 06:55 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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hey phil!!!...........am i aloud to put a song in this here thread..........?
cuz i hope it's cool and all,but this is sorta what i'm thinkin' lately.... i sure hope you don't mind...... uncle "mystro"...............(and yes i know it's spelled wrong!) Artist: The Guess Who Guns, Guns, Guns The Guess Who Written by Burton Cummings American hunter, bring 'em up the north side Guns, guns, guns Run, take the money, here's a bullet for your boyfriend Guns, guns, guns Eagle all gone, and no more caribou Guns, guns, guns You be the red king, I'll be the yellow pawn God speed Mother Nature Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature, you know that I'm callin' you now Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature Never really wanted to say good-bye Shoot a few, knock 'em down, cost you half a buck now Guns, guns, guns Babe give you kisses if you hit a rubber duck now Guns, guns, guns You be the red king, I'll be the yellow pawn Guns, guns, guns Eagle all gone, and no more caribou Guns, guns, guns Eagle all gone, and no more caribou Guns, guns, guns No more Eagle all gone, and no more caribou God speed Mother Nature Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature, I'm weepin', I'm cryin' for ya Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature, ya know that I'm weepin' for ya Never really wanted to say good-bye God speed Mother Nature, and I'm cryin' out Never really wanted to say good-bye I know you're goin' and I'm weepin' Nature, weepin' Mother Nature Never really wanted to say good-bye, and I'm weepin' for ya Weepin' for ya Mother Nature, and I'm cryin' for ya Never really wanted to say good-bye Take care of me lovin' Mother, Mother Nature, and I'm missin' ya Never really wanted to say good-bye Where've you gone? God speed Mother Nature, and I'm weepin' for ya |
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03-16-2004, 01:27 PM
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fly, you can do anything you want to do on this thread (as long as you wash your hands first...)
Whiskey On The Rocks AC/DC I've been drinkin' all night long So long baby, I'm gone [Oh yeah] [Well] Bloody Mary give me shivers from a shot Set up the shooters it's time for a drop [Give me] Old Jamaica, runnin' we come Down at the hatch Jack, the women and the fun We drink a lot, That demon drop This one's on me and here's to you Whiskey on the rocks a double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks Elixer from the top [You were] Drinkin' Mai Tais, Singapore sling Beam me up Jim, it's time to come in I'll have one more afore ye close up the door It's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore We drink a lot, that demon drop This one's on me, here's mud in your eye Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks Elixer from the top [Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on Let's throw seven sheets to the wind - hahaha Fill 'em up too!] I'm drinkin' Whiskey on the rocks [A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot I'm drinkin' Whiskey on the rocks I'll have a whiskey on the rocks Give me whiskey on the rocks Keep it comin' on the rocks ] [Yeah] Pour me a double here comes trouble on the rocks Whiskey on the rocks
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-16-2004, 03:39 PM
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wow. there sure is a lot of broken images on this pages
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03-16-2004, 06:36 PM
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i thought for sure you'd probably had already seen that one a million times before.
where do i find this stuff? eh... here, there & everwhere. i don't remember when or where exactly i first saw that one... glad tho i posted it & made ya LYAO 
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03-17-2004, 01:09 PM
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Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse club We'll have fun We'll be new faces High! High! High! High! We'll do things and We'll go places All around the world We'll go marching Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse! Forever let us hold our banner High! High! High! High! Come along and sing a song And join the jamboree! M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-19-2004, 12:57 PM
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Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Aerosmith Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced a grime on his door She a long lost love at first sight Baby, mabye you're wrong But you know it's all right - that's right Back stage we're having the time Of our lives until somebody says 'Forgive me if I seem out of line' Then she whipped out a gun Tried to blow me away (Chorus) Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady Dude Looks Like A Lady So never judge a book by its cover Or who you gonna love by your lover Love put me wise to her love in disguise She had the body of a venus Lord, imagine my surprise (Chorus) (Baby let me follow you down) Let me take a peak dear (Baby let me follow you down) Do me, do me, do me all night (Baby let me follow you down) Turn the other cheek dear (Baby let me follow you down) Do me, do me, do me, do me What a funky lady Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it Oh, he was a lady (Repeat Chorus)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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03-20-2004, 01:14 PM
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I am the anomaly.
Location: Motown
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My Little Trib to One of the Heppest Cat's at the TFP !
 Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away If you can use, some exotic booze There's a bar in far Bombay Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru In lama land, there's a one man band And he'll toot his flute for you Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied We'll just glide, starry eyed Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near You may hear, angels cheer - because were together Weather wise it's such a lovely day Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds Down to Acapulco Bay It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied We'll just glide, starry eyed Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near You may hear, angels cheer - because were together  |
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03-20-2004, 01:22 PM
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Kalifornia
Fatboy Slim California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Down by law, right from the core Down by law, right from the core Down-down by-by law-law, right-right from-from the-the core-core (????) California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Ca-ca-li-li-for-for-nia-nia's drrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy Down by law, right from the core Down by law, right from the core Down by law, right from the core Down by law, right from the core Down by right by core by law Down by right by core by law Down by right by core by law From from from right law Down by right by core by law Down by right by core by law Down-down-down-down law-law-law-law From-from-from-from law-core
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-14-2004, 12:27 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Big Balls
AC/DC I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all CHORUS: I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire CHORUS Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night CHORUS And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish... Ball sucker
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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04-16-2004, 05:09 PM
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http://laacz.lv/f/swf/bugsong.swf
edit// here's another one... http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/music/noshower.wav
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04-16-2004, 09:27 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Don't know if its been posted here yet or not, but in tribute to Flyman's cheeky exhibition:
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland") Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask -- her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, Little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until our wives are out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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04-16-2004, 09:33 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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04-21-2004, 10:12 PM
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<img src="http://www.cannabis.net/thc/killerdrug.jpg">
<img src="http://www.cannabis.net/thc/devilharvest.jpg"> <img src="http://www.cannabis.net/thc/kids.jpg"> <img src="http://www.cannabis.net/thc/cannabisvice.jpg">
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04-23-2004, 09:55 AM
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Location: Florida
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Mystical "I Smell Smoke"
I'm in the land L.A. Land of the Stick Whach y'all niggaz know bout dat purple weed nigga Show y'all niggaz some shit It's that sticky that bud Indo hydro open up the window I'm about to blow It's that fire Nigga whach y'all whach y'all whach y'all got to roll em up wit Backwoods see Vegas straight chocolate fillers black n milds Huh bro y'all niggaz don't know nuttin about ? Cognac, J.O.B., 1.5 Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck it in Take the filler out, roll it up Light it , hit it , hold it, pass Puff puff BLOW IT UP! See some of y'all niggaz be talkin bout blowin But can't handle the dolja Gettin sleepy and shit, quitting all early BITCH, YOU AIN'T NO SMOKER! Y'all must be used to hittin that dirt Sticks with the brown buds Me? I ain't got shit else to do NIGGA I'M BOUT TO GET FUCKED UP! Two cases of green Optimo burned away A.M. to turn to P.M. And nighttime to turn BACK TO DAY! I'm (still smokin) Feelin sporty in my hotel Spent the whole day gettin LOADED! It's nuttin but smoke til there's nuttin to smoke It's nuttin but sticky and nuttin but dolja Disconnect the smoke detector and Put a wet TOWEL UP UNDER THE DOOR! Nobody around, more dope for me I got the whole tree Leftovers for me Hoo, dis bitch off da hee Button up, suck em up, this pet peeve First off, don't put my lighter in yo pocket Second, don't wet my GODDAMN WEED! That's just two, before I can get to three and four Five and six, I heard a doo doo doo doo AT THE DOOR! Evidence all over I been doin somethin serious Gotta hide this shit Cuz I know that's hotel SECURITY! I played it off I said "Come back later, I ain't got on no clothes" He said "Sorry sir, I don't mean to disturb you But I SMELL SMOKE! Fuck I just went to jail for that shit I ain't goin back, I done ate an ounce, and I'm a flush the rest CUZ I AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THAT! Sprayin cologne and cuttin on da shower Tryin to clear it up Workin like a dog, but I gotta open the door FUCK IT, HERE GO NOTHIN! The door swung open and some young nigga Talkin bout "What's happenin'" He said "I know you got dat fire, sell yo boy a sack" (Mystikal talking) Ain't that a bitch Boy if you don't get yo bitch ass from outta here! Nigga, I'm thinkin you the motherfuckin' police! I done threw all my motherfuckin' weed away Fuckin' wit you, you ol' bitch ass nigga Nigga, get yo motherfuckin' hoe ass from outta here bitch Before I stomp yo bitch ass! Fuck, boy this nigga done blew my mother fuckin high |
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04-23-2004, 12:50 PM
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comfortably numb...
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You Shook Me
Led Zeppelin You know you shook me. You shook me all night long. You know you shook me. You shook me all night long. You shook me so hard baby. Baby’ baby’ please come home. I have a bird that whistles and I have birds that sing. I have a bird that whistles and I have birds that sing. I have a baby’ won’t do nothing ...oh’ buy a diamond ring. I said you shook me baby. You shook me all night long. I said you shook me baby. You shook me all night long. You shook me so hard’ baby. You shook me all night long.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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05-28-2004, 01:02 PM
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
Mac Davis Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better loking each day. To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn't compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet. Well I prob'ly could find me another but I guess they're all in awe of me. Who cares, I never get lonesome cause I treasure my own company. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. I guess you could say I'm a loner, a cowboy outlaw tough and proud. I could have lots of friends if I want to but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd. Some folks say that I'm egotistical. Hell, I don't even know what that means. I guess it has something to do with the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way, I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble but I'm doing the best that I can. We're doing the best that we can
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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... that is great!
