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Old 07-20-2004, 05:24 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Location: on the back, bitch
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun
I walk a road horizons change
The tournament's begun
The purple piper plays his tune
The choir softly sing
Three lullabies in ancient tongues
For the court of the crimson king

The keeper of the city keys
Puts shutters on the dreams
I wait outside the pilgrims door
With insufficient schemes
The black queen chants the funeral march
The cracked brass bell will ring
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson king

The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower
I chased the wind of a prism ship
To taste the sweet and sour
The pattern juggler lifts his hand
The orchestra begin
I slowly turn the grinding wheel
In the court of the crimson king

On soft grey mornings widows cry
The wise men share a joke
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax
The yellow jester does not play
But gently pulls the strings
And smile as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king


"Court Of The Crimson King" lyrics
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Old 07-21-2004, 03:39 AM   #202 (permalink)
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hey,hey...........thanx for that ngdawg.........you guys got me to page freakin' 6.



WOOT.........
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Old 07-21-2004, 07:15 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Smoke'em if you got'em!
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:02 PM   #204 (permalink)
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see.........if i were to open them,then they would fall apart and ,well,.........that would suck eh.
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:13 PM   #205 (permalink)
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this is how it should read...........








that ladies and gentlemen.....would be the 1st photoshop for fly........if i wasn't so lazy,.....i think i'd be able to figure this shit out.


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Old 07-22-2004, 04:47 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Blinded By the Light
Manfred Mann

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Madman drummers bummers,
Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong,
play the song with the funky break"
And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the weather chart to see if it was safe outside
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Asked me if I needed a ride
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the night
She's gonna make it through the night
But mama, that's where the fun is
But mama, that's where the fun is
Mama always told me not to look into the eye's of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone,
that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner,
watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance
The calliope crashed to the ground
But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older,
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
the calliope crashed to the ground
Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I go what it takes
She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong"
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:22 PM   #207 (permalink)
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Jug Band Music
Lovin' Spoonful

I was down in Savannah
Eatn' Cream and Bannanas
When the heat just made me faint
I began to get crosseyed
I thought I was lost
I'd begun to see things as they ain't.
As the relatives gathered to see what's the matter
The doctor came to see was I fine.
But the doctor said give him jug band music,
It seems to make him feel just fine.

I was told a little tail about a skinny as a rail
L.A. put cowboy with a headache
He was hung up in the desert swappin' rats
And tryn' ta get a drink of water with his knees gettin' mud caked
And I'll tell you and exceptance how he stumbled into Memphis Tenassee
Lookin' hard and gettin' dust baked.
We gave 'im little water; a little bit of wine
he opened up his eyes but they didn't seem to shine
And the doctor said give him jug band music
it seems to make him feel just fine

So if you ever get sickly
get sister run quickly to the dusty closet shelf
and pull out a washboard; and play a guitar chord
and do a little do it yourself.
call on your neighbors to put down their labors
and come and play the hardware in time
cause the doctor said give him jug band music
it seems to make him feel just fine

I was floatin' in the ocean
greased with suntan lotion
when i got wiped out by a beach boy
he was surfin' when he hit me but jumped off his board to get me
and he dragged me by the armpit like a child's toy
as we staggerd into land with all the waitors eatn' sandwitches
we tried to mooch a towl from the harpoloy
he emptied out his eardrums; i emptied out mine
and everybody knows that the very last line is
the doctor said give him jug band music
it seems to make him feel just fine

and the doctor said give him jug band music
it seems to make him feel just fine.
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:33 PM   #208 (permalink)
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The Trews - Not Ready To Go Lyrics



It's never ending, as far as I know
But there's a doubt you feel, between us both
You're grounded daily, I'm on a cloud
I float up every night, as you come down

I'm not ready to go

Are you unhappy, or are you low?
I should be leaving but I'm not ready to go

I'm not ready to go

Even if you think I'm crazy, drunk, and stoned
I don't wanna be messed up alone

There's nothing wrong here
There's nothing wrong here
There's nothing wrong here
There's nothing wrong....

I'm not ready to go


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Old 07-22-2004, 07:33 PM   #209 (permalink)
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No I didn't!!!! Phil lies!
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Old 07-22-2004, 09:29 PM   #210 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2004, 12:34 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Alabama song
The Doors

Well, show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
Well, show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way, To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why, Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find, The next little girl
I tell you we must die, I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you we must die
Oh, moon of Alabama, We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
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Old 07-24-2004, 10:22 AM   #212 (permalink)
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High Time We Went"

(Joe Cocker/Chris Stainton)

Well, it's five o'clock in the morning
feel just like the end of a mule
Somebody's been yawning
trying to break out the rules.
Yes, it's high time we went
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went there?
Ain't it high time we went?

Well, it's four o'clock in the morning,
somebody's shouting the news,
nobody's been yawning,
Preachers all around for the blues.
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?

Three o'clock and I'm dreaming,
somebody's shouting the way,
nobody can see me,
trying to find a brand new day.
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?

Two o'clock and I'm rolling,
everywhere I look is the same,
somebody's been calling,
trying to put the blame on my name.
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?

It's one o'clock and I'm falling,
falling for the same old game,
somebody's been shouting,
let me be by the stage.
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?

Well, it's twelve o'clock and I got there,
didn't think I'd make it in time,
somebody's been shouting,
"Don't forget the lemon and lime."
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
Ain't it high time we went?
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Old 07-24-2004, 11:25 AM   #213 (permalink)
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don't think we've done this here yet...need sound...

http://www.lunacytoons.com/tittiesandbeer.php
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Old 07-26-2004, 03:39 AM   #214 (permalink)
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Just watch yourself fly

ARTIST: Jimi Hendrix
TITLE: Hey Joe
Lyrics and Chords


Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where ya goin' with that gun in your hand

I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady now
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh, and that ain't to cool

Hey Joe, I heard you shot your woman down
You shot her down down
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down
You shot her down to the ground

Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' 'round, messin' 'round town
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round the town
And I gave her the gun, I shot her

Hey Joe, where you gonna run to now
Where you gonna run to
Hey Joe, I said, where you gonna run to now
Where you, where you gonna go

Well dig it
I'm goin' way down south
Way down Mexico way, alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hangman gonna find me
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
Hey Joe, you better run on down
Goodbye, everybody
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Old 07-27-2004, 06:03 PM   #215 (permalink)
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wobbly pops! that's why yer squirrels are mad up there. um yeah.


bwahahahahaaaa............bern remembers the fuckin' bastard skwerlz..........


thanx bernie.



*save as...*
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:43 PM   #216 (permalink)
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Unclephil really wants you to have this-don't ask me why!
Kiss You All Over lyrics (Exile)

(Michael Chapman/Nicholas Chinn)

When you get home babe, gonna light your fire
All day I've been thinking about you babe your my one desire
Gonna wrap my arms around you and hold you next to me
Oh, baby wanna taste your lips I wanna be your fantasy
Yeah

I don't know what I'd do without you babe don't know where I'd be
Your not just another lover no you're everything to me
Every time I'm with you baby can't believe it's true
When your laying in my arms and you do the things you do
You can see it in my eyes I can feel it in your touch
You don't have to say a thing just let me show how much

Love you
Need you
Yeah babe

I wanna kiss you all over, all over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in, till the night closes in

Stay with me, lay with me, holding me, loving me baby
Here with me, near with me, feeling you close to me baby

So show me, show me everything you do
Cause baby no one does it quite like you
Love you
Need you
Yeah babe

I wanna kiss you all over, all over again
I wanna kiss you all over
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
Till the night closes in
Repeat
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Old 07-27-2004, 07:57 PM   #217 (permalink)
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Bwahahahahahhhhahaaa..........i knew it...........i freakin' knew it.



.....phil has a crush on me.




hey phil!!!!!!


i love you man.





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Old 07-28-2004, 07:20 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Hair
Gerome Ragni and James Rado

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair
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Old 07-28-2004, 10:32 AM   #219 (permalink)
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uncle phil and flyman
sitting in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

first comes love
then comes marrage

then comes flyman riding on a meatball, getting his hair cut, and looking like a dork while uncle phil points and laughs.

...........................eh?
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Old 07-28-2004, 04:33 PM   #220 (permalink)
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Almost Cut My Hair
CSNY

Almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day.
It's getting’ kinda long, I coulda said it wasn't in my way.
But I didn't and I wonder why, I feel like letting my freak flag fly,
cause I feel like I owe it to someone.

Must be because I had the flu' for Christmas and I'm not feeling up to par.
It increases my paranoia, like looking at my mirror and seeing a police car.
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear cause I missed myself this year.
I feel like I owe it to someone.

When I finally get myself together, I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather.
And I find a place inside to laugh, separate the wheat from the chaff.
I feel like I owe it to someone.
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:16 PM   #221 (permalink)
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Quote:
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uncle phil and flyman
sitting in a tree

k-i-s-s-i-n-g

first comes love
then comes marrage

then comes flyman riding on a meatball, getting his hair cut, and looking like a dork while uncle phil points and laughs.

...........................eh?


nice one joe...........i've looked at this 3 times now and i can't stop laughin'......


*heads out to light one up and still,laugh some more*
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:18 PM   #222 (permalink)
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hey phil......whatta ya' tryin' to say w/ the Hair tune..........you been checkin' out the post your butt thread or what?


......or is it the freakish shave job i've recently had done?
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:23 PM   #223 (permalink)
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hey phil......whatta ya' tryin' to say w/ the Hair tune..........you been checkin' out the post your butt thread or what?
whaaaaaa??? uncle phil posted his butt?
do i want to see that? or not?
*need advice & directions*
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:26 PM   #224 (permalink)
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ain't never seein' my butt...it's too tight..
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:34 PM   #225 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2004, 06:38 PM   #226 (permalink)
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lotta butts and heads flyin around here lately


How the hell someone sposed to listen to serious tunes?
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Old 07-28-2004, 06:57 PM   #227 (permalink)
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ain't never seein' my butt...it's too tight..


no,no........i thiught you were talkin' bout the "post your butt" thread silly...........


tight as a.......oh hell,....i'll leave it alone.



and bern............yes,....yes you do need direction......*wierdo*
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Old 07-28-2004, 08:25 PM   #228 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:34 PM   #229 (permalink)
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ever see this dude without his hat?
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Old 07-29-2004, 04:53 PM   #230 (permalink)
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ever see this dude without his hat?


very fucking funny phil...........


but i have seen you without yours my friend.......



Bwaahhahhahaahhhaa........as sad as me man.
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:24 PM   #231 (permalink)
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Hair Poem--George Carlin
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor are they debonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair down to there,
Say, 'Beware' and go off on a tear!
I say, 'No fair!'
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Flyman got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

(Beard Poem)
Here's my beard.
Ain't it wierd?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard.
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:46 PM   #232 (permalink)
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yessssssss...........Carlin is one hellofa funny man..............thanx eh
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Old 07-30-2004, 06:29 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Since Phil is out playing with Hanxter this weekend, it behooves me (how's that for a word?) to continue posting in a manner of which Phil would approve(like I care if he did). Therefore, without further adieu, I give to you, Flyman, Dire Straits:

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
I shoulda learned to play the guitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's, Lord
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your chicks for free
Money for nothin' and chicks for free
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Old 08-01-2004, 07:50 AM   #234 (permalink)
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sweet...........good stuff from them boys........


you heard this one before?


Well it's a strange old game - you learn it slow
One step forward and it's back to go
You're standing on the throttle
You're standing on the brakes
In the groove 'til you make a mistake

Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're a fool in love
Sometimes you're the louisville slugger
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're going lose it all

You gotta know happy - you gotta know glad
Because you're gonna know lonely
And you're gonna know bad
When you're rippin' and a ridin' and you're coming on strong
You start slippin' and a slidin' and it all goes wrong, because

Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're a fool in love
Sometimes you're the louisville slugger baby
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're going lose it all

One day you got the glory
Then you got none
One day you're a diamond
And then you're a stone
Everything can change
In the blink of an eye
So let the good times roll
Before we say goodbye, because

Sometimes you're the windshield
Sometimes you're the bug
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're a fool in love
Sometimes you're the louisville slugger baby
Sometimes you're the ball
Sometimes it all comes together baby
Sometimes you're going lose it all



sorta how i feel today.


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Old 08-01-2004, 08:57 AM   #235 (permalink)
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AW-sorry, Flyman, hopefully, this too shall pass
this song is in one way sad, but if you've ever heard it, there's something very soothing in it-Nitty Gritty Dirt Band (later just 'Dirt Band') recorded this waaaaayyyyyy back when-even I was a kid! There are recent versions, but first is always best, at least in music.
Buy For Me the Rain

Buy for me the rain, my darling, buy for me the rain;
Buy for me the crystal pools that fall upon the plain.
And I'll buy for you a rainbow and a million pots of gold.
Buy it for me now, babe, before I am too old.

Buy for me the sun, my darling, buy for me the sun;
Buy for me the light that falls when day has just begun.
And I'll buy for you a shadow to protect you from the day.
Buy it for me now, babe, before I go away.

Buy for me the robin, darling, buy for me the wing;
Buy for me a sparrow, almost any flying thing.
And I'll buy for you a tree, my love, where a robin's nest may grow.
Buy it for me now, babe, the years all hurry so.

I cannot buy you happiness, I cannot by you years;
I cannot buy you happiness, in place of all the tears.
But I can buy for you a gravestone, to lay behind your head.
Gravestones cheer the living, dear, they're no use to the dead.
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Old 08-01-2004, 10:33 PM   #236 (permalink)
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so i should kazaa the nitty gritty dirt band then for this version?
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:18 AM   #237 (permalink)
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so i should kazaa the nitty gritty dirt band then for this version?
most definitely, sir! you will not be disappointed or I will double your money back! or....something....
I may still have their version on a cassette somewhere....or maybe even, LORD, the 45!!!
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Old 08-02-2004, 12:10 PM   #238 (permalink)
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i still have cassettes and 45's too..........i just erase the cassettes now and record over them...


the 45's....well..........they get played cuz i still have a record player.
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Truckin'
Grateful Dead

Truckin’ got my chips cashed in. keep truckin’, like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin’ on.

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street.
Chicago, new york, detroit and it’s all on the same street.
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

Dallas, got a soft machine; houston, too close to new orleans;
New york’s got the ways and means; but just won’t let you be, oh no.

Most of the cast that you meet on the streets speak of true love,
Most of the time they’re sittin’ and cryin’ at home.
One of these days they know they better get goin’
Out of the door and down on the streets all alone.

Truckin’, like the do-dah man. once told me you’ve got to play your hand
Sometimes your cards ain’t worth a dime, if you don’t lay’em down,

Sometimes the light’s all shinin’ on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

What in the world ever became of sweet jane?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn’t the same
Livin’ on reds, vitamin c, and cocaine,
All a friend can say is ain’t it a shame?

Truckin’, up to buffalo. been thinkin’, you got to mellow slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin’ on.

Sittin’ and starin’ out of the hotel window.
Got a tip they’re gonna kick the door in again
I’d like to get some sleep before I travel,
But if you got a warrant, I guess you’re gonna come in.

Busted, down on bourbon street, set up, like a bowlin’ pin.
Knocked down, it get’s to wearin’ thin. they just won’t let you be, oh no.

You’re sick of hangin’ around and you’d like to travel;
Get tired of travelin’ and you want to settle down.
I guess they can’t revoke your soul for tryin’,
Get out of the door and light out and look all around.

Sometimes the light’s all shinin’ on me;
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

Truckin’, I’m a goin’ home. whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin’ on.
Hey now get back truckin’ home.
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Old 08-03-2004, 06:09 PM   #240 (permalink)
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People say I'm no-good,
And crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain't got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

Preacher man talkin' on the TV,
He's a-puttin' down the rock 'n' roll.
He wants me to send a donation,
'Cos he's worried about my soul.
He said: "Jesus walked on the water,"
And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.

But I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
You don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.

A poor girl wants to marry,
And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college,
And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine,
And a politician wants a vote.
I don't want much of nothin' at all,
But I will take another toke.

'Cos I ain't askin' nobody for nothin',
If I can't get it on my own.
If you don't like the way I'm livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.



I can see it. Cept for that hair
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