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Old 10-04-2004, 01:21 PM   #361 (permalink)
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For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
AC/DC

We roll tonight [We're on tonight]
To the guitar bite
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted
For what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We'll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
'Cause rock has got the right of way
We ain't no legend, ain't no cause
We're just livin' for today

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you

We rock at dawn on the front line
Like a bolt right out of the blue
The sky's alight with the guitar bite
Heads will roll and rock tonight

For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Yes we do
For those about to rock, we salute you

Oooh, salute!
Oooh, ooooh yeah

We're just a battery for hire with a guitar fire
Ready and aimed at you
Pick up your balls and load up your cannon
For a twenty-one gun salute

For those about to rock - fire
We salute you
For those about to rock, we salute you
Those about to rock - fire
We salute you
Fire
We salute you
We salute you
Come on, whooa
For those about to rock, we salute you (x4)

Shoot, shoot (x2)

For those of you, for those who ????
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired, won't take a break, we salute you.)

We salute you (x3)

Fire
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Old 10-04-2004, 06:02 PM   #362 (permalink)
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always liked this here one



Lynyrd Skynyrd

Ballad Of Curtis Lowe


Well I used to wake the morning,
Before the rooster crow.
Searchin' for soda bottles,
To get myself some dough.
Run 'em down to the corner,
Down to the country store,
Cash 'em in and give my money
To a man named Curtis Loew.

Old Curt was a black man
With white, curly hair.
When he had a fifth of wine
He did not have a care.
He used to own an old Dobro,
Used to play across his knees.
I'd give old Curt my money,
He'd play all day for me.

Chorus:
Play me a song Curtis Loew, Curtis Loew.
I got your drinkin' money,
Tune up your Dobro.
People said he was useless,
Them people all were fools.
'Cause Curtis Loew was the finest picker
To ever play the blues.

He looked to be sixty,
And maybe I was 10.
Mama used to whoop me,
But I'd go see him again.
I'd clap my hands, stomp my feets,
Try to stay in time.
He'd play me a song or two
Then take another drink a wine.

Chorus

On the day old Curtis died,
Nobody came to pray.
Old preacher said some words
And they chunked him in the clay.
Well he lived a lifetime
Playin' the Black Man's Blues.
And on the day he lost his life
That's all he had to lose.

Play me a song Curtis Loew, hey Curtis Loew.
I wish that you was here,
So everyone would know.
People said you were useless,
Them people all were fools.
'Cause Curtis you're the finest picker
To ever play the blues.
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Old 10-04-2004, 08:25 PM   #363 (permalink)
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AC/DC and Lynyrd Skynyrd..........how can a guy go wrong!!!!



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Old 10-05-2004, 03:56 PM   #364 (permalink)
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Ordinary Average Guy
Joe Walsh

I'm just an ordinary average guy
My friends all are boring as we all are
And so am I
We're just ordinary average guys

We all lead ordinary average lives we live
With average kids
And average wives
We all go bowling at the bowling lanes
Drink a few beers
Bowl a few frames
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

And every Saturday we work in the yard
Pick up the dog do
Hope that it's hard (woof woof) if the dog songs is even necessary
Take out the garbage and clean out the garage
My friend's got a Chrysler
I've got a Dodge
We're just ordinary average guys
Ordinary average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average average average guys

Ordinary average guy(3x)
Ordinary average....
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Old 10-06-2004, 12:44 AM   #365 (permalink)
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Soap Bar - By Goldie Lookin' Chain.


burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today
smokin' soap bar without an ashtray
red hot nylon drippin' on my skin
i ripped the fcuker off and threw it in the bin
soap bar's cheap and so's my clothes
they gotta be coz of all the fuckin' holes
it tastes like shit and it makes you cough
and it's the fuckin' rubber in it, that gets you off

i smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic
i leaves mine in it coz it tastes fantastic
skunk costs too much, i can't see the appeal
than smokin' port rocky, soap bar or gold seal
smoke rocky in a bong, bucket or hot knives
bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise
i smokes the green and it's gone in an instant
but soap bar lasts coz it's fuckin' consistent

chorus - smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
i'll smoke soap bar till i fuckin' die
before i die and they lay me to rest
i wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best

last night i went out drivin' in my car
i sparked up a fat spliff of fuckin' soap bar
a blim burn burnt right down to my dick
and while i was distracted i crashed into a brick - wall,
the car was fcukin' battered
the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered
you're better off smokin' the green instead
coz it don't blim burn an' it's better for your head

soap baaar, sittin' in a deep sweat
think i gotta get some rocky for the weekend,
the sight of draw excites me
stick it in a bong, light it up and chuck a whitey
burnin' holes in my trakky
this shit always happens when i'm smokin' fuckin' rocky

most soap bar comes from fuckin' holland
they make it out of oil and tyres and pollen
diesel, mirror bar, flat press too
these are types of soap available to you
these little bits of plastic you find inside
you can use those as a quality guide
of the standard of soap bar that you are smokin'
the more bits of plastic means the better the tokin'

eat a hash cake but wait a while
it'll take about an hour, ain't draw versatile
you can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff
space shakes, straw gateauxs, you knows it delia smith
lyin' in your bed droppin' blims on your pubes
sellin' draw to your mates but it's really oxo cubes
when you're cookin' up draw, be quick, don't linger
coz it's really fuckin' hot and it'll burn your fingers

this bloke said to me, 'you haven't got a clue
about the damage that soap bar can do to you'
i tried to see things from his point of view
but i couldn't fit my head up his ass hole too
the bloke was wrong, i knows my stuff
i knows if i smoke it i'm gonna feel rough
my lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
coz the thing about soap bar is it's fuckin' hardcore
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:36 AM   #366 (permalink)
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hahahahah alright jwoody........just downloaded that tune...........hahahahahaha


awesome......thanx man.
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Old 10-06-2004, 01:42 PM   #367 (permalink)
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For fly's squirrels...

Bark at the Moon
Ozzy Osbourne

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
He’s returned to kill the light
Then when he’s found who he’s looking for
Listen in awe and you’ll hear him

Bark at the moon

Years spent in torment
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that this beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you’ll hear him

Bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him
Along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone
In empty burning hell--unholy one
But now he’s returned to prove them wrong (oh no)

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell

And when he finds who he’s looking for
Listen in awe and you’ll hear him
Bark at the moon.
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Old 10-06-2004, 08:48 PM   #368 (permalink)
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i loved both sabbath and ozzy..........


music can sure make a mood or feeling eh?


love it........
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Old 10-06-2004, 09:25 PM   #369 (permalink)
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NWA - don't drink that wine

Don't drink that wine.
Coke is much better, it's easy to find.
If that won't do, smoke a joint or two
-just don't drink that wine.
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:25 AM   #370 (permalink)
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NWA - don't drink that wine

Don't drink that wine.
Coke is much better, it's easy to find.
If that won't do, smoke a joint or two
-just don't drink that wine.


just bottled our wine the other day and i got 36 bottles i can't drink then?


i'll stick w/ the doobers though......
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Old 10-08-2004, 12:59 PM   #371 (permalink)
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(puttin' the flyman in a weekend mood...)

The Dream
Moody Blues

When the white eagle of the North is flying overhead
And the browns, reds and gold of autumn lie in the gutter, dead.
Remember then the summer bird with wings of fire flaying
Come to witness spring's new hope, born of leaves decaying.
As new life will come from death, love will come with leisure.
Love of love, love of life and giving without measure
Gives in return a wondrous yearn of a promise almost seen.
Live hand-in-hand and together we'll stand on the threshold of a dream.
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:10 PM   #372 (permalink)
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Marshall Tucker Band

Last Of The Singing Cowboys



In the corner of dark bar room
Sat an ole' cowboy singin' western tunes
Singin' songs he learned as a child
All about the West back when it was wild
He said he came from down Texas way
The cowboys were tough
The women the same way
Said he was a star back in '31
Hollywood had liked him for some songs that he had done

He's the last of the singin' cowboys
Singin' songs of inspiration and joy
Yippie Yi Yo, Yippie Ay Aye
He took a break, just to chug him down a beer
C'mon folks holler out the songs you'd like to hear
If I know one, I know a million tunes
I'm not up here playin' for me
This is all just for you
And then he bragged on the Stinson hat that he wore
Said it was the finest made since the war
And he won the silver buckle ridin' on a cow
And as he laughed he said
I'll bet you're wonderin' how?

He's the last of the singin' cowboys
Singin' songs of inspiration and joy
Yippie Yi Yo, Yippie Ay A ye

And after three hours or maybe more
A lady grabbed his arm
and showed him to the door
The bartender said, "he's blind, you see
Don't tell him the only audience he had was you and me"

'Cause he's the last of the singin' cowboys
Singin songs of inspiration and joy
Yippie Yi Yo, Yippie Ay A ye
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Old 10-10-2004, 09:48 AM   #373 (permalink)
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woooooooohooooooo...........

...and one hellofa good weekend too..........


thanx fellas....
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Old 10-10-2004, 04:09 PM   #374 (permalink)
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Legend of a Mind
Moody Blues

Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
Timothy leary’s dead.
No, no, no, no, he’s outside looking in.
He’ll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

Along the coast you’ll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we’ll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he’s gonna go.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.

He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down,
He’ll plant your feet back on the ground.
He’ll fly so high, he’ll swoop so low.
Timothy leary.

He’ll fly his astral plane.
He’ll take you trips around the bay.
He’ll bring you back the same day.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary. timothy leary.
Timothy leary.
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Old 10-10-2004, 07:21 PM   #375 (permalink)
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have you ever read Flashbacks by Leary phil?

tough read and all but rather enlightening..........made me think.



good tune mate...........thank you.
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Old 10-11-2004, 03:47 AM   #376 (permalink)
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Misty Mountain Hop
(Jones/Page/Plant)

Walkin' in the park just the other day, Baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?
Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said,
"Hey, Boy, do you wanna score?"
And you know how it is;
I really don't know what time it was, woh, oh,
So I asked them if I could stay awhile.

I didn't notice but it had got very dark and I was really,
Really out of my mind.
Just then a policeman stepped up to me and asked us said,
"Please, hey, would we care to all get in line,
Get in line."
Well you know, They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun,
Oh, oh, he said that his friends would all drop by, ooh.

Why don't you take a good look at yourself and describe what you see,
And Baby, Baby, Baby, do you like it?
There you sit, sitting spare like a book on a shelf rustin'
Ah, not trying to fight it.
You really don't care if they're coming, oh, oh,
I know that it's all a state of mind, ooh.

If you go down in the streets today, Baby, you better,
You better open your eyes.
Folk down there really don't care, really don't care, don't care, really don't
Which, which way the pressure lies,
So I've decided what I'm gonna do now.
So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains
Where the spirits go now,
Over the hills where the spirits fly, ooh.
I really don't know.
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Old 10-11-2004, 04:29 PM   #377 (permalink)
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damn, pj...beat me to it...

Cover You in Oil
AC/DC

I like to slip into something good
I see a young girl in the neighborhood
The way she move, I must confess
I like to run my hands up and down her legs
The way she dress, she look so fine
I'll make her wet, I'll make her mine [Gonna make her mine]
She like it hard, she like it slow [She don't like it slow]
All right honey, come on lets go

Baby, what you want, it's the way she move [Baby, feel what you want]
Feel what you need, come on let's go [Baby, feel what you need]

Cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil [Let me cover you in oil]
Let me cover you in oil [I wanna cover you in oil]
Cover you in oil [Let me cover you in oil]
[Yeah]
Pull on the zip, she give good lip service
It's nothing for the show, I just pay to see her go
She make you hot, you spray your lot
[So] Comin' in honey, we're headin' to the top
The way she push, don't give a dime [she don't give a dime]
Abuse your life, gonna make you satisfied
She's kinda rough, she give it tough
Come on honey and strut your stuff

Baby [feel] what you want, it's the way she move
[Baby,] Feel what you need, come on let's go

Cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil [Cover you in oil]
Let me cover you in oil [I wanna cover you in oil]
Cover you in oil [Let me cover you in oil]

[Let's go
Ooooh yeah
Yeeeeeeeah

Baby what you want
It's the way she move me
Feel what you need
So come on let's go - yeah

Cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Cover you
In oil ]
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Old 10-11-2004, 05:42 PM   #378 (permalink)
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damn, pj...beat me to it...
And you best not re-post it pal......I'll be all over you like white on rice...
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Old 10-11-2004, 08:13 PM   #379 (permalink)
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And you best not re-post it pal......I'll be all over you like white on rice...


Bwahahhhahhaaa.........he's got ya' there phil.......


*trust me phil,.....he's a ruthless S.O.B.*
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:06 AM   #380 (permalink)
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You Don't Know How It Feels
Tom Petty

Let me run with you tonight
I'll take you on a moonlight ride
There's someone I used to see
But she don't give a damn for me

But let me get to the point, let's roll another joint
And turn the radio loud, I'm too alone to be proud
You don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me

People come, people go
Some grow young, some grow cold
I woke up in between
A memory and a dream

So let's get to the point, let's roll another joint
Let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I gotta go
And you don't know how it feels
You don't know how it feels to be me

My old man was born to rock
He's still tryin' to beat the clock
Think of me what you will
I've got a little space to fill

So let's get to the point, let's roll another joint
Let's head on down the road
There's somewhere I gotta go
And you don't know how it feels
you don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how it feels to be me
you don't know how it feels
you don't know how it feels
No, you don't know how it feels to be me
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Old 10-12-2004, 08:08 PM   #381 (permalink)
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so let's get to the point............


go figure eh...........i like that line.
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:56 AM   #382 (permalink)
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THE BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT


Born on a mountain top in Tennessee
Greenest state in the Land of the Free
Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three.

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!

ln eighteen thirteen the Creeks uprose
Addin' redskin arrows to the country's woes
Now, Injun fightin' is somethin' he knows
So he shoulders his rifle an' off he goes.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The man who don't know fear!

Off through the woods he's a marchin' along
Makin' up yarns an' a singin' a song
Itchin' for fightin' an' rightin' a wrong
He's ringy as a b'ar an twict as strong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The buckskin buccaneer!

Andy Jackson is our gen'ral's name
His reg'lar soldiers we'll put to shame
Them redskin varmints us volunteers 'll tame
'Cause we got the guns with the sure-fire aim.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The champion of us all!

Headed back to war from the ol' home place
But Red Stick was leadin' a merry chase
Fightin' an' burnin' at a devil's pace
South to the swamps on the Florida Trace.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Trackin' the redskins down!

Fought single-handed through the Injun War
Till the Creeks was whipped an' peace was in store
An' while he was handlin' this risky chore
Made hisself a legend for evermore.

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!

He give his word an' he give his hand
That his Injun friends could keep their land
An' the rest of his life he took the stand
That justice was due every redskin band.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin' his promise dear!

Home fer the, winter with his family,
Happy as squirrels in the ol' gum tree,
Bein' the father he wanted to be,
Close to his boys as the pod an' the pea.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Holdin' his young 'uns dear!

But the ice went out an' the warm winds came
An' the meltin' snow showed tracks of game
An' the flowers of Spring filled the woods with flame
An' all of a sudden life got too tame.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Headin' on West again!

Off through the woods we're ridin' along
Makin' up yarn's an' singin' a song
He's ringy as a b'ar an' twict as strong
An 'knows he's right 'cause he aint often 'wrong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The man who don't know fear?

Off through the woods we're ridin' along
Makin' up yarns an' singin' a 'song
He's ringy as a b'ar an' twict as strong
An' knows he's right 'cause be ain't often wrong.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The man who don't know fear!

Lookin' fer a place where the air smells clean
Where the trees is tall an' the grass is green
Where the fish is fat in an untouched stream
An' the teemin' woods is a hunter's dream.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Lookin' fer Paradise!

Now he'd lost his love an his grief was gall
In his heart he wanted to leave it all
An' lose himself in the forests tall
But he answered instead his country's call.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Beginnin' his campaign!

Needin' his help they didn't vote blind
They put in Davy 'cause he was their kind
Sent up to Nashville the best they could find
A fightin' Spirit an' a thinkin' mind.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The man who don't know fear!

The votes were counted an' he won hands down
So they sent him off to Washin'ton town
With his best dress suit still his buckskins brown
A livin' legend of growin' renown.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The Canebrake Congressman!

He went off to Congress an' served a spell
Fixin' up the Gover'ment an' laws as well
Took over Washin'ton so we heered tell
An' patched up the crack in the Liberty Bell.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein' his duty clear!

Him an' his jokes travelled all through the land
An' his speeches made him friends to beat the band
His politickin' was their favorite brand
An' everyone wanted to shake his hand.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Helpin' his legend grow!

He knew when he spoke he sounded the knell
Of his hopes for White House and fame as well
But he spoke out strong so hist'ry books tell
An' patched up the crack In the liberty Bell.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Seein' his duty clear!

When he come home his politickin' done
The western march had just begun
So he packed his gear an' his trusty gun
An' lit out grinnin' to follow the sun.

Davy, Davy Crockett, Leadin' the pioneer!

He heard of Houston an' Austin an' so
To the Texas plains he jest had to go
Where freedom was fightin' another foe
An' they needed him at the Alamo.

Davy, Davy Crockett, The man who don't know fear!

His land is biggest an' his land is best
From grassy plains to the mountain crest
He's ahead of us all meetin' the test
Followin' his legend into the West.

Davy Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!




gotcha, eh Gus.......
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(from Eye Weekly, 28 September, 1995...)

DECANTING DAVY CROCKETT
by
KONRAD EJBICH

It's not often I get excited about wine in a restaurant setting. I can spot a 250 per cent mark-up at a glance and the wines are generally stored in inferior (read: warm) conditions. If the wine is served by the glass, I'm destined to get something that may have been opened days ago and gave up its ghost long before my arrival.
But a late-night snack at Boba last week got me going in a big way. I chose Thai-influenced steak tartare off the appetizer menu. Prepared in the traditional way, steak tartare should be paired with something red, something fairly tart and fruity to compensate for the fattiness (even though there's no real fat in this lean ground beef filet, the texture still has a natural fatty feel) and something with a good hit of alcohol to help digest the uncooked meat itself. I would have opted for a two- or three-year-old Beaujolais from a village such as Julienas or Morgon, or a decent Ontario gamay like that made by Cave Spring. But the wild "Thai-influenced" dish prepared by chef Bob Bermann completely changes the nature of the beast with its spicing, lemon grass, wonton crisps and all. Without batting an eye, my server brought out a bottle of Fess Parker 1992 Syrah ($8.95/glass, $44/btl). Parker played Davy Crockett in the Disney series of the early '60s and ultimately turned his royalties into a small-but-serious winemaking operation in Santa Barbera County.

I was floored. This was an incredibly concentrated, fantastically rich wine, oozing blackberry and black cherry flavors. Had I not been in a public place I might have sipped it with one hand under the table. I swear I could still taste it as I drove home. (For a cold shower, we trust. -- Uptight eds.)

Anyway, find an excuse to go to Boba for a glass of this rare and wonderful juice. I'm told it's also available at Auberge du Pommier, but only Boba has the Thai tartare.
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I think flyman has one hand under the table when he drinks Coors Lite. Probably wouldn't hear from him for days if the can had a pic of ol' Fess on it.

Good find, phil!
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thanks, pj...leaving for florida early saturday for two weeks, so...carry my water for me, will ya?
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I'll have the little girl screaming for mercy, brother.
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Have a great time in FLA, btw.



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Old 10-14-2004, 04:43 PM   #389 (permalink)
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i have no computer in florida...i just manage to retain the image of fly's squirrel...keeps me going, if ya know what i mean...
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:42 PM   #390 (permalink)
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tryin' to sabatoge my thread eh fellas?


welll...........pork loin and a nice
ol glass of red wine...........





try and take me down now!!!!!!



*sneaky bastards*


...and this shot is for you joe..........(coors light my ass).........





....damn fine Canadian beer that Moosehead is.
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:47 PM   #391 (permalink)
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....HEY PHIL!!!!!


hope it's a good trek for you and the missus.......


and don't worry,.........joe is enough of a hard ass that he'll keep the kicks goin'.


(and i know what he can.....................hmmmmm............i'll stop there)


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i'm ready for ya' joe.............you've got a big pair 'o shoes to phil.........


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jeebus...squirrels, davy crewcut, the moose is loose...better change my avatar before i go...
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Album: Unknow
Title: Ill Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again
Text: I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff grime creeper set in

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes
I know ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again
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i knew Toby couldn't handle any of the joysticks.

*fuckin' lightweight*



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Mike West

Squirrels


some folks they like chicken and steak
me, they give me the belly ache
but i could eat a squirrel, i could eat a score
when i get done i could eat a dozen more

'cause there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them
you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em
joke's on you if you buy your meat from a store
it's a shame what folks pay good money for

some folks they like shootin deer
the got them big ol' trucks and their camouflage gear
but i reckon they're workin' too hard
i never take my gun out of my back yard

there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them
you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em
joke's on you if you're out in the wood
'cause the best hunting is right here in my neighborhood

now my dad lived til he was ninety two
and he ate squirrels just like i do
never saw a doctor never took no pills
just ate pickled peaches and squirrels

there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them
you can laugh at a fella like that for eatin' 'em
joke's on you, yeah you're smarter than me
but i got a strong heart and clear arteries

i hear in france the french eat frogs
and in some parts folks eat dogs
well if it tastes good i say cook it
if you don't like how it look, well, don't look at it

there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them
you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em
joke's on you if you never tried it
go on now fella just take a bite out of it

cows do more drugs than athletes
and god only knows what goes in chicken feed
but squirrels, they only eat nuts
so i eat squirrels and nothing but

there ain't no fat but there's plenty of meat on them
you can laugh at a fella like me for eatin' 'em
joke's on you if you buy your meat from a store
shame what folks pay good money for
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you eat skwerlz don't you joe?


i can see it now.......skwerl pot pie and a guinness.


you are fucked up eh?
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Squirrel Pot Pie


Cook squirrel until tender, covered with water and salt to taste.

Dough:

1 cup milk
3 tablespoons shortening
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Enough flour to make very stiff dough


Roll dough as thin as possible. Cut in squares. Use large baking dish. Grease baking dish. Add layer of thinly sliced potatoes in baking dish, then layer of dough. Add layer of squirrel in middle of dish. Continue layers of potatoes and dough, ending with top layer of dough. Cover with broth squirrel was cooked in and bake about 1 hour at 375 degrees F.



Recipe taken from Miss Daisy Celebrates Tennessee by Daisy King, 1995, The Hillsboro Press. ISBN 1-881576-54-X.

And in case you're wondering, no... I have never eaten a squirrel. Nor do I intend to. Yuck.
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And in case you're wondering, no... I have never eaten a squirrel. Nor do I intend to. Yuck.


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