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Old 01-22-2004, 01:36 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)
Ol' Dirty Bastard


Yo imagine, imagine the shit
Drunk as hell and shit
And you going into a fuckin bar and shit
You stumbling over bitches and everything
Falling over everywhere, throwing up and shit

Yeahhayyyeahhahhh
C'mon c'mon
Ahhahahiahhhhhhh
I want ALL y'all people to feel what I feel
See my momma taught me this SHEEEIIIT
And my daddy learned from my momma
Which is good! Which is goodahhhhhhhhh

Sweet sugar pie, oh I wish you were mine
Lookin so good, like you know you should, yeah
And I-ayyeah, love you down, down baby
Oh my girlie, sweet my honey
You look so good to me
Love you down, all night long
Yeahhheahhhahhhh
Yeah, all night long
Yeahhahhhhhh, all night long girl
Sugar pie
Sweet oh-my-oh-my there's no lie
I love you girl, love you girl
Love you sweet pie
Yeaheahhhahhhhh

Do you love me? Do you love me like this?
(Do you love this girl) I know you love me.
I love you TOO!!
Ahhahhahhhah
(I'll let you know) I'm serious
I need to know that
I needs you to let me really know that
I said I'm serious, very, very serious
Aight, let's go

*sounds like Ol Dirty having the orgasm from hell on the microphone*

Yeahhhh, all night long
Yeahhaeahhahhhh
Ahhhhhhhahahyeahh
It's other groups that's better than me like the Temptations
And you other, groups
From the Motown, Philadelphia, Atlanta
(this is dedicated to you)
And you others, better than me
Mrs. Jones, don't feel disgraced baby
Because I love your soul your got it together type thing
Diana Ross
(see I don't say these things for myself)
Michael JAZZY-Jackson
(please understand or something)
NO! I'm the baddest, hip-hop man, across the world!
I don't care, what you care, I just give, what you receive!
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Old 01-23-2004, 05:57 AM   #122 (permalink)
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allrighty phil................page fuckin' four baby.


many,many thanx
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Old 01-23-2004, 02:42 PM   #123 (permalink)
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Pissing in a river
Patti Smith

Pissing in a river, watching it rise
Tattoo fingers shy away from me
Voices voices mesmerize
Voices voices beckoning sea
Come come come come back come back
Come back come back come back

Spoke of a wheel, tip of a spoon
Mouth of a cave, I'm a slave I'm free.
When are you coming ? Hope you come soon
Fingers, fingers encircling thee
Come come come come come come
Come come come come come come for me oh

My bowels are empty, excreting your soul
What more can I give you ? Baby I don't know
What more can I give you to make this thing grow?
Don't turn your back now, I'm talking to you

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
Everything I've done, I've done for you
Oh I give my life for you.
Every move I made I move to you,
And I came like a magnet for you now.

What about it, you're gonna leave me,
What about it, you don't need me,
What about it, I can't live without you,
What about it, I never doubted you
What about it ? What about it ?
What about it ? What about it ?

Should I pursue a path so twisted ?
Should I crawl defeated and gifted ?
Should I go the length of a river,
[The royal, the throne, the cry me a river]
What about it, what about it, what about it ?
Oh, I'm pissing in a river.
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Old 01-27-2004, 08:59 PM   #124 (permalink)
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But it wasn't me, dude! Honest!
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Old 01-28-2004, 05:34 AM   #125 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:55 PM   #127 (permalink)
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from COOL HAND LUKE...

i dont care if it rains or freezes
as long as i've got my plastic jesus
sitting on the dashboard of my car

it comes in colours pink and pleasant
it glows in the dark cause its iradescent
i'll take it with me whenever i go far

so give me my lady madonna
dressed in rhinestones and sittin on a
pedestal of abalone shells



drivin 90 but im not scared
because i've got my virgin mary
assuring me that i will never go to hell
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 03-10-2004, 05:03 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Hey Nineteen
Steely Dan

Way back when
In Sixty-seven
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I
Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing

No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 03-10-2004, 06:50 PM   #129 (permalink)
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thanks phil......

bad memories of the cuervo though.........

can you believe the price of tequila nowadays?
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Old 03-11-2004, 01:24 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Whiskey Man
The Who


Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine

Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one
Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun
If that's the way it's done

Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind
If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind

Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago
They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go

Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own
I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone
Hasn't got a home

Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell
It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well

Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
Just fine
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:21 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Cigarettes and Alcohol
Rod Stewart


Is it my imagination
Or have I finally found something worth living for?
I was looking for some action
But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!
Is it worth the aggravation
To find yourself a job when there's nothing worth working for?
It's a crazy situation
But all I need are cigarettes and alcohol!

You could wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line
Cos when it comes on top . . .

You gotta make it happen!
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:46 PM   #132 (permalink)
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Dont forget this one:

Tone Loc - Cheeba Cheeba

When I get to a party, To get it started
I grab tha microphone and rock it cold hearted
Go behind tha curtains while my fanz they point
You know what Loc's doin', I'm blazin a joint
Cause it seems a lot of times, I'm at my best
After some methical or a bowl of sense.
I'm creatin', multiplyin', big time supplyin'
Enuff bud to keep tha whole party high on
I might get ill and roll an 8th in one hooter
Park my Benz or cold jet it on my scooter
Bail to tha coast, take a head of this Skunk
Twist up a big bomb of this serious dope
Smoke it down to tha dub or roach tip
So much damn resin it's startin' to drip
It ain't harmful like heroin, this stuff's cheap
That's why I'm glad that I got this......
CHORUS

Man, Don't cha hate it when you ain't go no weed
It seems about tha time you really feel tha need
To get high, get full, you know get blasted
Keep ya singin' tha high it really lasted
Rollin' around tryin' not to get stopped
By tha boyz tha pigs you know tha cops
Pull into one spot to see what they're all about
Suckers noddin' their head, tellin' you they're all out
You go back to tha crib, Pick up tha telephone
You try it so I guess they saw you got home
Cause I can buy it O.Z. or go buy dime
I get cash for her I can get it on time
It really makes no difference long as I get lit
Roll it in my Zig Zag take a big bone hit
Cause after tha bud, My rhymes start flowin'
Never gettin' short of uh uh, The always knowin'
I'm maxin', relaxin', but never taxin'
No need for you to keep on askin'
If tha It is tha It, If tha Shit is tha Shit
Cause when it comes to smokin' cheeba
You know my shit is legit
Your tha student, And I'm tha teacher
I'm not a minister, Reverent or Preacher
So excuse me while I call time
Cause I'm gonna take a few hitz
in tha middle of this rhyme.....
CHORUS

One day I was coolin' with my homeboy seal, chill
Gettin' fucked up in his coupe de ville, still
I wasn't to high to know what I was doin'
Went to tha store and got some more brew in Came back to tha car, Try'd to be a winner
Rolled up all my roaches, they bearly made a Pinna (Pin)
I wasn't upset I had more at tha house
I was savin' it for later, When I get with my spouse
Cause when we're together, blazin' tha cheeba
She does things to me that you wouldn't believe
I'm not talkin' freaky or nothin' obscene
But it's not far off if you know what I mean
She'll take me upstairs, lay me down on tha bed
Pull off tha Fila shorts n start givin' me hizead (head)
If I was boo I'd do tha same
She must love it, She ain't never complained
They'll be moanin', kickin' a lot of screamin'
I work it so hard she starts steamin'
You know how it is after a couple of wooers
She was subject and I am tha Ruler
She's my freak y'all, but she's no skeeza
One thing for sure, Tha girl's always got that.....
CHORUS

Two weeks ago when I was writin' this rhyme
I had some hydroponic, Boy that shit was fine
I had two joints, One for me and my homie
After half tha show, He didn't even know me
His eyes were tight, they turned red
He could bearly hold them up, They where heavy as lead
An hour went by, He said Loc I'm kinda hungry
I said oh shit! This brothers got tha munchies
Got off my couch, put my Gucci's on my feet
Went to tha Seven Eleven at tha top of tha street
I ordered everythin' edible off tha shelf
He thought it was sad, I ate it all myself
When we got back to tha car, Headed north then south
I needed a drink I had a cotton mouth
We had so much food didn't know where to start
At tha Hagan Daas or Kelloggs Pop Tarts
Big bags of chips, gallons of dips
It took me weeks to get tha taste of my lips
I ate so much miserable is how I felt
Almost busted out my pants had to loosen my belt
Kickin at the tube, wathin' none better than
You know tha king of late night, Yeah Dave Letterman
Not to hilarious jokes kinda plain
But everythin' is funny when your smokin' Mary Jane..
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:56 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Whiskey In The Jar
Metallica
(Originally recorded by Thin Lizzy)


As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
I said stand and deliver or the devil he may take ya

I took all of his money and it was a pretty penny
I took all of his money yeah I brought it home to Molly
She swore that she'd love me, never would she leave me
But the devil take that woman for you know she treat me easy

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Being drunk and weary I went to Molly's chamber
Takin' my money with me and I never knew the danger
For about six or maybe seven in walked Captain Farrell
I jumped up, fired off my pistols and I shot him with both barrels

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Now some men like the fishin' and some men like the fowlin'
And some men like ta hear, ta hear cannon ball a roarin'
Me I like sleepin' specially in my Molly's chamber
But here I am in prison, here I am with a ball and chain yeah

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
Whack for my daddy-o
Whack for my daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar-o

Whiskey in the jar-o
Musha ring dum a doo dum a da
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Old 03-15-2004, 06:55 PM   #134 (permalink)
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hey phil!!!...........am i aloud to put a song in this here thread..........?

cuz i hope it's cool and all,but this is sorta what i'm thinkin' lately....

i sure hope you don't mind...... uncle "mystro"...............(and yes i know it's spelled wrong!)



Artist: The Guess Who


Guns, Guns, Guns
The Guess Who
Written by Burton Cummings

American hunter, bring 'em up the north side
Guns, guns, guns
Run, take the money, here's a bullet for your boyfriend
Guns, guns, guns
Eagle all gone, and no more caribou
Guns, guns, guns
You be the red king, I'll be the yellow pawn

God speed Mother Nature
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature, you know that I'm callin' you now
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature
Never really wanted to say good-bye

Shoot a few, knock 'em down, cost you half a buck now
Guns, guns, guns
Babe give you kisses if you hit a rubber duck now
Guns, guns, guns
You be the red king, I'll be the yellow pawn
Guns, guns, guns
Eagle all gone, and no more caribou
Guns, guns, guns
Eagle all gone, and no more caribou
Guns, guns, guns
No more
Eagle all gone, and no more caribou

God speed Mother Nature
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature, I'm weepin', I'm cryin' for ya
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature, ya know that I'm weepin' for ya
Never really wanted to say good-bye
God speed Mother Nature, and I'm cryin' out
Never really wanted to say good-bye
I know you're goin' and I'm weepin' Nature, weepin' Mother Nature
Never really wanted to say good-bye, and I'm weepin' for ya
Weepin' for ya Mother Nature, and I'm cryin' for ya
Never really wanted to say good-bye
Take care of me lovin' Mother, Mother Nature, and I'm missin' ya
Never really wanted to say good-bye
Where've you gone?
God speed Mother Nature, and I'm weepin' for ya
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:27 PM   #135 (permalink)
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fly, you can do anything you want to do on this thread (as long as you wash your hands first...)


Whiskey On The Rocks
AC/DC


I've been drinkin' all night long
So long baby, I'm gone

[Oh yeah]
[Well] Bloody Mary give me shivers from a shot
Set up the shooters it's time for a drop
[Give me] Old Jamaica, runnin' we come
Down at the hatch Jack, the women and the fun
We drink a lot, That demon drop
This one's on me and here's to you

Whiskey on the rocks
a double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[You were] Drinkin' Mai Tais, Singapore sling
Beam me up Jim, it's time to come in
I'll have one more afore ye close up the door
It's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore
We drink a lot, that demon drop
This one's on me, here's mud in your eye

Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
Let's throw seven sheets to the wind - hahaha
Fill 'em up too!]

I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
[A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
I'll have a whiskey on the rocks
Give me whiskey on the rocks
Keep it comin' on the rocks ]

[Yeah] Pour me a double here comes trouble on the rocks
Whiskey on the rocks
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Old 03-16-2004, 03:39 PM   #136 (permalink)
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wow. there sure is a lot of broken images on this pages

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/cat_rolling.gif">

i hope mine isn't broken, too...
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:46 PM   #137 (permalink)
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hahahahahahahhaaahhahahahhaha

LMAO........that is great bern......thank you.......

where the hell do you guys find this stuff?
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:36 PM   #138 (permalink)
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i thought for sure you'd probably had already seen that one a million times before.

where do i find this stuff?
eh... here, there & everwhere.
i don't remember when or where exactly i first saw that one...
glad tho i posted it & made ya LYAO
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:09 PM   #139 (permalink)
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Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse club
We'll have fun
We'll be new faces
High! High! High! High!

We'll do things and
We'll go places
All around the world
We'll go marching

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Mickey Mouse!

Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-19-2004, 05:42 AM   #140 (permalink)
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damn phil.......i haven't been through the front gate yet and i already wanna shoot mickey.


many thanx bud.
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Old 03-19-2004, 12:57 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Dude (Looks Like A Lady)
Aerosmith


Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

Cruised into a bar on the shore
Her picture graced a grime on his door
She a long lost love at first sight
Baby, mabye you're wrong
But you know it's all right - that's right

Back stage we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody says
'Forgive me if I seem out of line'
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Chorus)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord, imagine my surprise

(Chorus)

(Baby let me follow you down)
Let me take a peak dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me all night
(Baby let me follow you down)
Turn the other cheek dear
(Baby let me follow you down)
Do me, do me, do me, do me

What a funky lady
Oh, she like it, like it, like it, like it
Oh, he was a lady

(Repeat Chorus)
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Old 03-20-2004, 01:14 PM   #142 (permalink)
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My Little Trib to One of the Heppest Cat's at the TFP !




Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use, some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide, starry eyed
Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near
You may hear, angels cheer - because were together

Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide, starry eyed
Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near
You may hear, angels cheer - because were together


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Old 03-20-2004, 01:22 PM   #143 (permalink)
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down-down by-by law-law, right-right from-from the-the core-core
(????)

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
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California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
Ca-ca-li-li-for-for-nia-nia's drrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-

California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy
California is druggy, druggy, druggy, druggy

Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core
Down by law, right from the core

Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
From from from right law

Down by right by core by law
Down by right by core by law
Down-down-down-down law-law-law-law
From-from-from-from law-core
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:40 PM   #144 (permalink)
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hey phil,i'm not quite sure but........what's the name of that last song again?

*hehehe*
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Old 03-21-2004, 08:02 AM   #145 (permalink)
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hey phil,i'm not quite sure but........what's the name of that last song again?

*hehehe*
Down by right by core by law ?
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Old 04-14-2004, 12:27 PM   #146 (permalink)
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Big Balls
AC/DC

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker
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Old 04-14-2004, 07:47 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Big Balls
oh yeah baby..............i put on the freakin' pantyhose..........can't wait to sport a pair of sleeper jammies.......
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:09 PM   #148 (permalink)
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http://laacz.lv/f/swf/bugsong.swf

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here's another one...

http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/music/noshower.wav
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:27 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Don't know if its been posted here yet or not, but in tribute to Flyman's cheeky exhibition:

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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Old 04-16-2004, 09:33 PM   #150 (permalink)
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Quote:
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http://laacz.lv/f/swf/bugsong.swf

edit//

here's another one...

http://www.minibite.com/funstuff/music/noshower.wav


that 1st link bern....is awesome...


i can totally dial that in.
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Old 04-17-2004, 05:16 AM   #151 (permalink)
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thanx grump...........now i can't get that damn song outta my head
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:30 AM   #153 (permalink)
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yup..........we're all gonna die from mary jane............sin,sin,sin....


hehe........"The Smoke of Hell"


what a fuckin' joke
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Old 04-23-2004, 09:55 AM   #154 (permalink)
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Mystical "I Smell Smoke"

I'm in the land L.A. Land of the Stick
Whach y'all niggaz know bout dat purple weed nigga
Show y'all niggaz some shit
It's that sticky that bud
Indo hydro open up the window
I'm about to blow
It's that fire
Nigga whach y'all whach y'all whach y'all got to roll em up wit
Backwoods see Vegas straight chocolate fillers black n milds
Huh bro y'all niggaz don't know nuttin about ?
Cognac, J.O.B., 1.5
Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck it in
Take the filler out, roll it up
Light it , hit it , hold it, pass
Puff puff BLOW IT UP!
See some of y'all niggaz be talkin bout blowin
But can't handle the dolja
Gettin sleepy and shit, quitting all early
BITCH, YOU AIN'T NO SMOKER!
Y'all must be used to hittin that dirt
Sticks with the brown buds
Me? I ain't got shit else to do
NIGGA I'M BOUT TO GET FUCKED UP!
Two cases of green Optimo burned away
A.M. to turn to P.M.
And nighttime to turn BACK TO DAY!
I'm (still smokin)
Feelin sporty in my hotel
Spent the whole day gettin LOADED!
It's nuttin but smoke til there's nuttin to smoke
It's nuttin but sticky and nuttin but dolja
Disconnect the smoke detector and
Put a wet TOWEL UP UNDER THE DOOR!
Nobody around, more dope for me
I got the whole tree
Leftovers for me
Hoo, dis bitch off da hee
Button up, suck em up, this pet peeve
First off, don't put my lighter in yo pocket
Second, don't wet my GODDAMN WEED!
That's just two, before I can get to three and four
Five and six, I heard a doo doo doo doo AT THE DOOR!
Evidence all over
I been doin somethin serious
Gotta hide this shit
Cuz I know that's hotel SECURITY!
I played it off
I said "Come back later, I ain't got on no clothes"
He said "Sorry sir, I don't mean to disturb you
But I SMELL SMOKE!
Fuck I just went to jail for that shit
I ain't goin back, I done ate an ounce, and I'm a flush the rest
CUZ I AIN'T GOIN OUT LIKE THAT!
Sprayin cologne and cuttin on da shower
Tryin to clear it up
Workin like a dog, but I gotta open the door
FUCK IT, HERE GO NOTHIN!
The door swung open and some young nigga
Talkin bout "What's happenin'"
He said "I know you got dat fire, sell yo boy a sack"
(Mystikal talking)
Ain't that a bitch
Boy if you don't get yo bitch ass from outta here!
Nigga, I'm thinkin you the motherfuckin' police!
I done threw all my motherfuckin' weed away
Fuckin' wit you, you ol' bitch ass nigga
Nigga, get yo motherfuckin' hoe ass from outta here bitch
Before I stomp yo bitch ass!
Fuck, boy this nigga done blew my mother fuckin high
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Old 04-23-2004, 12:50 PM   #155 (permalink)
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You Shook Me
Led Zeppelin


You know you shook me.
You shook me all night long.
You know you shook me.
You shook me all night long.
You shook me so hard baby.
Baby’ baby’ please come home.

I have a bird that whistles
and I have birds that sing.
I have a bird that whistles
and I have birds that sing.
I have a baby’ won’t do nothing
...oh’ buy a diamond ring.

I said you shook me baby.
You shook me all night long.
I said you shook me baby.
You shook me all night long.
You shook me so hard’ baby.
You shook me all night long.
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Old 04-23-2004, 02:35 PM   #156 (permalink)
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man............i freakin' love Zeppelin phil.
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:02 PM   #157 (permalink)
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Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
Mac Davis


Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better loking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:03 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Drugs are bad ......um'kay?

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Old 05-28-2004, 03:05 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Pot is the work of the devil! You are all going to hell.....

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Old 05-28-2004, 03:10 PM   #160 (permalink)
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So, smoke up fockers!

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