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09-14-2004, 12:38 PM
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I Like Big Tits
Joe Walsh I like big tits You see em on the street left and right I like big tits that right I try to look away but i can't resist everytime i try to call it quits Here come some tits that's a big ten-four Uh hu I like big tits uh hu tits Well they come in twos hard to choose your favorite tit uh hu I like tits for dinner or a noon time snack I like tits for lunch a big tit attack I like tits for breakfast eggs bendict tits it's what it is they're where it's at tits They give me shivers when they bounce around puckered up or hanging on the ground i like big tits uh hu tits save it all for me tits
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09-16-2004, 06:12 PM
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I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) (Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one) I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high And if I dont sell one copy I know why (Why man?) - cause I'm high (repeat 3X) (People in the background talking ang laughing) Cause I'm high (repeat 3X) Well my name is afroman and im from east palm dale (east palm dale) And all the damn weed i be smokin is bomb as hell I dont belive in Hitler that what i say (oh my goodness) So all of u skins (skins?) Please give me more head (bugaaaaaak) Afro- Mother fucking m-a-n(m-a-n) a-e-i-o-u (a e i o u)and some times w We ain't gonna sell no more mother fucking albums cuz, let's go back to marshall durben and hang some more chickens cuz - fuck it! |
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09-17-2004, 12:53 PM
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Earache My Eye
Cheech & Chong My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen ------ lead guitar ------ The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny" 'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm makin' lots of money money, money, money, money, money, money Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-18-2004, 04:44 AM
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through charlatans phone
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 Bang The Drum All Day Todd Rundgren I don't want to work I want to bang on the drum all day I don't want to play I just want to bang on the drum all day Ever since I was a tiny boy I don't want no candy I don't need no toy I took a stick and an old coffee can I bang on that thing 'til I got Blisters on my hand because When I get older they think I'm a fool The teacher told me I should stay after school She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands But my licks was so hot I made the teacher wanna dance And that's why Listen to this Every day when I get home from work I feel so frustrated The boss is a jerk And I get my sticks and go out to the shed And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head Because I can bang that drum Hey, you wanna take a bang at it? I can do this all day |
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09-18-2004, 05:09 AM
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pj...page eight...
Quote:
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-18-2004, 06:30 AM
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i heard that banned once, in texas...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-19-2004, 05:53 PM
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through charlatans phone
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and the banned played on.........
 Hang up My Rock'n Roll Shoes The Band Mama, she done told me She didn't like this rock and roll But mama, mama, please Mama, you just don't know I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I get an old time feeling Every time I hear the blues They told me, "Get a job And set yourself a goal" But can't they understand I just want to rock and roll I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes Something happens to me Every time I hear the blues I will do my homework I'll clean the yard every day I will even do the dishes I'll do anything you say That say that rock and roll It'll soon fade away But I just want to tell you Rock and roll is here to stay I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I get a good time feeling Every time I hear the blues Some might even say It put the devil in my soul But that's a bunch of shit I just want to rock and roll I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes I don't want to hang up my rock and roll shoes My feets got to move now Every time I hear the blues |
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09-19-2004, 08:49 PM
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will this make up for it?
Doobie Brothers Album: Captain & Me Title: The Captain And Me Text: Deep as a river, wide as the sea Changin' the ways of a captain and me I could be happy, Lord, so then should he If all of the universe unveiled itself to me So then a day flows into night Down the street the beggar man who finds himself in wine If I am a good man and sure in all my ways The captain of a starship that's homeward bound today Growin', growin', changin' ev'ry day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Marking time all through the day A whisper, an answer, a cry in the night Break down, turn around, a feeling of fright The Indian, the Black Man, the Asian who see A door that is opening, and they're goin' to be free Growin', growin', changin' ev'ry day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Marking time all through the day We are all acceptable, we are all a place in time Moving through a passageway, bringing forth the end of time Growin', growin', changin' ev'ry day Knowin', showin' all my worldly ways Hear the chimes, hear how they ring Marking time all through the day Light the fire, start the day, mark the light that shows the way Changing times of fortunes past, we will all be free at last We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea We're gonna be there when ev'ry body laughs about The way that we are changin', you and me, yeah We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea We're gonna be there when ev'ry body laughs about The way that we are changin', you and me, yeah We are the people of the round about We are the sails upon the sea |
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09-21-2004, 12:39 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Roll Another Number (for The Road)
Neil Young It's too dark to put the keys in my ignition, And the mornin' sun is yet to climb my hood ornament. But before too long I might see those flashing red lights Look out, mama, 'cause I'm comin' home tonight. Think I'll roll another number for the road, I feel able to get under any load. Though my feet aren't on the ground, I been standin' on the sound Of some open-hearted people goin' down. I'm not goin' back to Woodstock for a while, Though I long to hear that lonesome hippie smile. I'm a million miles away from that helicopter day No, I don't believe I'll be goin' back that way. Think I'll roll another number for the road, I feel able to get under any load. Though my feet aren't on the ground, I been standin' on the sound Of some open-hearted people goin' down.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-23-2004, 12:37 PM
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(here it is the 23rd of zeptember and no one has gotten around to posting any LZ this month...sheesh!)
The Battle Of Evermore Led Zeppelin Queen of Light took her bow, And then she turned to go, The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom, And walked the night alone. Oh, dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light. The dark Lord rides in force tonight, And time will tell us all. Oh, throw down your plow and hoe, Rest not to lock your homes. Side by side we wait the might of the darkest of them all. I hear the horses' thunder down in the valley below, I'm waiting for the angels of Avalon, waiting for the eastern glow. The apples of the valley hold, The seeds of happiness, The ground is rich from tender care, Repay, do not forget, no, no. Dance in the dark of night, sing to the morning light. The apples turn to brown and black, The tyrant's face is red. Oh the war is common cry, Pick up you swords and fly. The sky is filled with good and bad that mortals never know. Oh, well, the night is long the beads of time pass slow, Tired eyes on the sunrise, waiting for the eastern glow. The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath, The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on. Sing as you raise your bow, shoot straighter than before. No comfort has the fire at night that lights the face so cold. Oh dance in the dark of night, Sing to the morning light. The magic runes are writ in gold to bring the balance back. Bring it back. At last the sun is shining, The clouds of blue roll by, With flames from the dragon of darkness, the sunlight blinds his eyes.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-24-2004, 05:31 PM
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30 Days In The Hole
Humble Pie Roll my tape Ooh, ooh, ooh Thirty days... Anyone doin' that one? I'm doin' that one 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole all right all right all right all right, yeah Chicago Green, talkin' 'bout Black Lebanese A dirty room and a silver coke spoon Give me my release, come on Black napalese, it's got you weak in your knees Sneeze some dust that you got buzzed on You know it's hard to believe 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole That's what they give you 30 days in the hole I know Newcastle Brown, I'm tellin' you, it can sure smack you down Take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor It's got your head spinnin' round If you live on the road, well there's a new highway code You take the urban noise with some dirt with poison It's gonna lessen your load 30 days in the hole That's what they give you now 30 days in the hole Oh, yeah 30 days in the hole All right, all right 30 days in the hole What you doin' boy? You here for 30 days Get, get, get your long hair cut And cut out your ways Black napalese, it got you weak in your knees Gonna sneeze some dust that you got busted on You know it's so hard to please Newcastle Brown can sure smack you down You take a greasy whore and a rollin' dance floor You know you're jailhouse-bound 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole Oh, yeah 30 days in the hole 30 days, 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole 30 days in the hole
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-26-2004, 11:03 AM
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Who Do You Love
George Thorogood and The Destroyers I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's a-made out of rattlesnake hide Got a brand new chimney put on top, and it's a-made out of human skull Come on take a little walk with me baby, and tell me who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Around the town I use a rattlesnake whip, take it easy baby don't you give me no lip Who do you love? Who do you love? I've got a tombstone hand and a graveyard mind, I'm just twenty-two and I don't mind dying Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Now Arlene took a-me by my hand, she said "Lonesome George you don't understand, who do you love?" The night were dark and the sky were blue, down the alleyway a house wagon flew Hit a bump and somebody screamed, you should've heard what I'd seen Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love? Yeah, I've got a tombstone hand in a graveyard mine, just twenty-two baby I don't mind dying Snake skin shoes baby put them on your feet, got the goodtime music and the Bo Diddley beat Who do you love? Who do you love? I walked forty-seven miles of barbed wire, I got a cobra snake for a necktie A brand new house on the road side, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide Got a band new chimney put on top, and it's made out of human skull Come on take a little walk with me child, tell me who do you love? Who do you love? Who do you love?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-27-2004, 12:14 PM
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It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'n' Roll)
AC/DC Ridin' down the highway Goin' to a show Stop in all the byways Playin' rock 'n' roll Gettin' robbed Gettin' stoned Gettin' beat up Broken boned Gettin' had Gettin' took I tell you folks It's harder than it looks It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll If you think it's easy doin' one night stands Try playin' in a rock roll band It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll Hotel motel Make you wanna cry Lady do the hard sell Know the reason why Gettin' old Gettin' grey Gettin' ripped off Under-paid Gettin' sold Second hand That's how it goes Playin' in a band It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll If you wanna be a star of stage and screen Look out it's rough and mean It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll Well it's a long way It's a long way, you should've told me It's a long way, such a long way
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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09-28-2004, 01:58 PM
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Over The Hills And Far Away
Led Zeppelin Hey lady--you got the love I need Maybe more than enough. Oh Darling... walk a while with me You've got so much... Many have I loved - Many times been bitten Many times I've gazed along the open road. Many times I've lied - Many times I've listened Many times I've wondered how much there is to know. Many dreams come true and some have silver linings I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold. Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing Many many men can't see the open road. Many is a word that only leaves you guessing Guessing 'bout a thing you really ought to know, ooh! You really ought to know...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-01-2004, 12:39 PM
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Hey, guys, it's ROCTOBER!!!
Rockin' In The Free World Neil Young There's colors on the street Red, white and blue People shufflin' their feet People sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them So I try to forget it, any way I can. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world. I see a woman in the night With a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life, and what she's done to it There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world. We got a thousand points of light For the homeless man We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand We got department stores and toilet paper Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer Got a man of the people, says keep hope alive Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world.
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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10-03-2004, 05:28 AM
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Led Zepp
The Lemon Song I should have quit you long time ago, Yeah, long time ago. Oh yeah, long time ago. I wouldn’t be here, my children, Down on this killin’ floor. I should have listened, baby, to my second mind Everytime I go away and leave you, darling, You send me the blues way down the line. Babe, treat me right, baby, oh my my my People tellin’ me baby can’t be satisfied; They try to worry me baby But they never hurt you in my eyes. Said, people worry I can’t keep you satisfied. Let me tell you baby, You ain’t nothin but a two-bit, no-good jive. Went to sleep last night, worked as hard as I can, Bring home my money, you take my money, give it to another man; I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago, I wouldn’t be here with all my troubles Down on this killing floor. Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg The way you squeeze my lemon, I..I’m gonna fall right out of bed, yeah. Hey! Baby baby baby... I’m gonna leave my children down on this killin floor. |
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