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GuttersnipeXL · 10-09-2003, 01:59 PM

Hey man...do you really believe, and I'll qoute..."I am a hamburger temporarily in human form with near human intelligence. I have been toiling so that hamburgers that follow in my bunsteps do not experience the same paralyzing prejudices that I have faced."...? We're hear to help man!

Giant Hamburger · 10-09-2003, 05:29 PM

Hail GuttersnipeXL!

I believe this to be true. Your offer of help is much appreciated.
In fact the amicable gesture of you post is proof that my efforts are not in vain. Will you obey when I command you to go forth and kill?
-GH

Stiltzkin · 10-09-2003, 06:27 PM

Hmm... who is the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?

sadistikdreams · 10-09-2003, 06:50 PM

I think I SHALL kill Giant Hamburger. Again.

Fire · 10-09-2003, 07:30 PM

All hail giant hamburger- I ask, oh great one, only to have a place in your great hall when you complete your (inevitable) conquest of the earth- for that matter, why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve......

GuttersnipeXL · 10-09-2003, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail GuttersnipeXL!

I believe this to be true. You offer of help is much appreciated.
In fact the amicable gesture of you post is proof that my efforts are not in vain. Will you obey when I command you to go forth and kill?
-GH

As long as there is more killing involved after the original killing occurs. If this were the case, a certain GuttersnipeXL could in fact be commandered.

Giant Hamburger · 10-09-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fire
why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve......

Hail Future Cultists!

It is alarmingly simple to join the above-mentioned organization.
Go forth and eat large hamburgers. I suggest 12-ounces of patty but will tolerate 8 ounces of succulent ground beef for ladies, children and all those that suffer certain gastronomic issues. Eat your sacrifice with gusto at a frequency of at least once a week for superior results. Feel free to post your stories and testimonials. Let these delicious tokens of worship represent your hopes, fears, wants, longings, aspiration, trepidations and urges. Through the devouring you will better understand how to achieve your goals.

For the truly loyal I would like to suggest the following dress code:

You will receive further instructions at a later date.
-GH

grumpyolddude · 10-09-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fire
All hail giant hamburger- I ask, oh great one, only to have a place in your great hall when you complete your (inevitable) conquest of the earth- for that matter, why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve......

I, myself, was an early initiate (you could look it up). Life was endless tedium filled with sub sandwiches and pizza. I even held distain for my burger brethren. That is, until GH, himself, cleansed my soul and purified my thoughts. I partook of communion, the Cheeseburger of Life, yet again today.

Praise be and bless!

shalafi · 10-10-2003, 05:15 AM

All Hail the Burger!!!!!! root of all that is good and yummy in my tummy

Giant Hamburger · 10-11-2003, 09:00 PM

Hail Initiates!

Sunday is an excellent day to worship at the juicy altar of the hamburger.

Allow me to suggest a prayer to season your meal with:

Blessed is he who eateth not at the herbivorous table of the uncarnivorous
Nor taketh devious flavor in the way that mean-spirited dieters go
He shall be like a very special tree planted by the rivers of water
That bringeth forth hot, delicious hamburgers in due season
Nor shall your buns be smitten by the sun of the day
Nor, for that matter, the moon of the night
Prosper in the way that you go
The way of Giant Hamburger
Selah!
-GH

Giant Hamburger · 10-11-2003, 09:02 PM

grumpyolddude · 10-11-2003, 09:08 PM

"Ask not what your burger can do for you, ask what condiments can do for your burger."

Astrocloud · 10-11-2003, 09:33 PM

Shudup and get in this here bun

bermuDa · 10-11-2003, 10:41 PM

all hail the birthday boy!

I had the best hamburger ever in your honor yesterday ^_^ it was delicious and fattening.

sadistikdreams · 10-11-2003, 11:03 PM

let me kill him and then feed him to my mongoose.

Batman976 · 10-12-2003, 01:03 AM

Today my parents will be coming to visit me. I will make them take me out to eat at a restaurant where I can get a good burger.

bundy · 10-12-2003, 03:29 AM

i shall have a burger for breakfast tomorrow morning, to show my belief in the way of GH...
my neighbours will be green with envy at the smell of the BBQ gently caressing two young patties, wafting into their homes in the wee hours of the morning.
they´ll be banging down my door before they go to work.
their boring instant coffee and muesli will not sate their appetites when they catch the alluring aroma of my morning hamburger.
how easy it shall be to convert more hungry citizens to this fine cult.

Fly · 10-12-2003, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i shall have a burger for breakfast tomorrow morning, to show my belief in the way of GH...
my neighbours will be green with envy at the smell of the BBQ gently caressing two young patties, wafting into their homes in the wee hours of the morning.
they´ll be banging down my door before they go to work.
their boring instant coffee and muesli will not sate their appetites when they catch the alluring aroma of my morning hamburger.
how easy it shall be to convert more hungry citizens to this fine cult.

damn dude......sounds good.

mind if i join you?

Munku · 10-12-2003, 10:21 AM

Hey GH, how come you eat your own kind? Some sort of cannibal?

Giant Hamburger · 10-12-2003, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Hey GH, how come you eat your own kind?

Hail Munku!

This is a fair question that I will answer with a question of my own. If the flesh of your kind tasted as toothsome as mine what would you do? Many of the problems you apes face could be solved at the dinner table. Be like Giant Hamburger and eat the weak and delicious.
-GH

Giant Hamburger · 10-12-2003, 11:53 AM

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Batman976 · 10-12-2003, 12:00 PM

The Kool-Aid man drinks his own kind? Do we look down upon him?

10-09-2003, 01:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
GuttersnipeXL Giggity Giggity!! Location: N'York	Hey, Giant Hamburger... Hey man...do you really believe, and I'll qoute..."I am a hamburger temporarily in human form with near human intelligence. I have been toiling so that hamburgers that follow in my bunsteps do not experience the same paralyzing prejudices that I have faced."...? We're hear to help man! __________________ When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

10-09-2003, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail GuttersnipeXL! I believe this to be true. Your offer of help is much appreciated. In fact the amicable gesture of you post is proof that my efforts are not in vain. Will you obey when I command you to go forth and kill? -GH Last edited by Giant Hamburger; 10-09-2003 at 08:23 PM..

10-09-2003, 06:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Hmm... who is the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

10-09-2003, 06:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I think I SHALL kill Giant Hamburger. Again. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-09-2003, 07:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	All hail giant hamburger- I ask, oh great one, only to have a place in your great hall when you complete your (inevitable) conquest of the earth- for that matter, why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve...... __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

10-10-2003, 05:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	All Hail the Burger!!!!!! root of all that is good and yummy in my tummy

10-11-2003, 09:00 PM	#10 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Initiates! Sunday is an excellent day to worship at the juicy altar of the hamburger. Allow me to suggest a prayer to season your meal with: Blessed is he who eateth not at the herbivorous table of the uncarnivorous Nor taketh devious flavor in the way that mean-spirited dieters go He shall be like a very special tree planted by the rivers of water That bringeth forth hot, delicious hamburgers in due season Nor shall your buns be smitten by the sun of the day Nor, for that matter, the moon of the night Prosper in the way that you go The way of Giant Hamburger Selah! -GH

10-11-2003, 09:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

10-11-2003, 09:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	"Ask not what your burger can do for you, ask what condiments can do for your burger." __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

10-11-2003, 09:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Shudup and get in this here bun

10-11-2003, 10:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	all hail the birthday boy! I had the best hamburger ever in your honor yesterday ^_^ it was delicious and fattening. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-11-2003, 11:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	let me kill him and then feed him to my mongoose. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

10-12-2003, 01:03 AM	#16 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Today my parents will be coming to visit me. I will make them take me out to eat at a restaurant where I can get a good burger. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

10-12-2003, 03:29 AM	#17 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i shall have a burger for breakfast tomorrow morning, to show my belief in the way of GH... my neighbours will be green with envy at the smell of the BBQ gently caressing two young patties, wafting into their homes in the wee hours of the morning. they´ll be banging down my door before they go to work. their boring instant coffee and muesli will not sate their appetites when they catch the alluring aroma of my morning hamburger. how easy it shall be to convert more hungry citizens to this fine cult. __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-12-2003, 10:21 AM	#19 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Hey GH, how come you eat your own kind? Some sort of cannibal?

10-12-2003, 11:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
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10-12-2003, 12:00 PM	#22 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	The Kool-Aid man drinks his own kind? Do we look down upon him? __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.