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Originally posted by Fire
why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve......
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Hail Future Cultists!
It is alarmingly simple to join the above-mentioned organization.
Go forth and eat large hamburgers. I suggest 12-ounces of patty but will tolerate 8 ounces of succulent ground beef for ladies, children and all those that suffer certain gastronomic issues. Eat your sacrifice with gusto at a frequency of at least once a week for superior results. Feel free to post your stories and testimonials. Let these delicious tokens of worship represent your hopes, fears, wants, longings, aspiration, trepidations and urges. Through the devouring you will better understand how to achieve your goals.
For the truly loyal I would like to suggest the following dress code:
You will receive further instructions at a later date.
-GH