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Hail Initiates!
Sunday is an excellent day to worship at the juicy altar of the hamburger.
Allow me to suggest a prayer to season your meal with:
Blessed is he who eateth not at the herbivorous table of the uncarnivorous
Nor taketh devious flavor in the way that mean-spirited dieters go
He shall be like a very special tree planted by the rivers of water
That bringeth forth hot, delicious hamburgers in due season
Nor shall your buns be smitten by the sun of the day
Nor, for that matter, the moon of the night
Prosper in the way that you go
The way of Giant Hamburger
Selah!
-GH
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