Hey, Giant Hamburger...
 

Hey man...do you really believe, and I'll qoute..."I am a hamburger temporarily in human form with near human intelligence. I have been toiling so that hamburgers that follow in my bunsteps do not experience the same paralyzing prejudices that I have faced."...? We're hear to help man!

Hail GuttersnipeXL!

I believe this to be true. Your offer of help is much appreciated.
In fact the amicable gesture of you post is proof that my efforts are not in vain. Will you obey when I command you to go forth and kill?
-GH

Hmm... who is the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?

:thumbsup:

I think I SHALL kill Giant Hamburger. Again.

All hail giant hamburger- I ask, oh great one, only to have a place in your great hall when you complete your (inevitable) conquest of the earth- for that matter, why not start the "Cult of the Giant Hamburger" to pave the way for this conquest and allow the true believers to serve......

As long as there is more killing involved after the original killing occurs. If this were the case, a certain GuttersnipeXL could in fact be commandered.

Hail Future Cultists!

It is alarmingly simple to join the above-mentioned organization.
Go forth and eat large hamburgers. I suggest 12-ounces of patty but will tolerate 8 ounces of succulent ground beef for ladies, children and all those that suffer certain gastronomic issues. Eat your sacrifice with gusto at a frequency of at least once a week for superior results. Feel free to post your stories and testimonials. Let these delicious tokens of worship represent your hopes, fears, wants, longings, aspiration, trepidations and urges. Through the devouring you will better understand how to achieve your goals.


For the truly loyal I would like to suggest the following dress code:
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You will receive further instructions at a later date.
-GH

I, myself, was an early initiate (you could look it up). Life was endless tedium filled with sub sandwiches and pizza. I even held distain for my burger brethren. That is, until GH, himself, cleansed my soul and purified my thoughts. I partook of communion, the Cheeseburger of Life, yet again today.

Praise be and bless!

All Hail the Burger!!!!!! root of all that is good and yummy in my tummy

Hail Initiates!

Sunday is an excellent day to worship at the juicy altar of the hamburger.

Allow me to suggest a prayer to season your meal with:

Blessed is he who eateth not at the herbivorous table of the uncarnivorous
Nor taketh devious flavor in the way that mean-spirited dieters go
He shall be like a very special tree planted by the rivers of water
That bringeth forth hot, delicious hamburgers in due season
Nor shall your buns be smitten by the sun of the day
Nor, for that matter, the moon of the night
Prosper in the way that you go
The way of Giant Hamburger
Selah!
-GH

"Ask not what your burger can do for you, ask what condiments can do for your burger."

Shudup and get in this here bun

all hail the birthday boy! :D

I had the best hamburger ever in your honor yesterday ^_^ it was delicious and fattening.

let me kill him and then feed him to my mongoose.

Today my parents will be coming to visit me. I will make them take me out to eat at a restaurant where I can get a good burger.

i shall have a burger for breakfast tomorrow morning, to show my belief in the way of GH...
my neighbours will be green with envy at the smell of the BBQ gently caressing two young patties, wafting into their homes in the wee hours of the morning.
they´ll be banging down my door before they go to work.
their boring instant coffee and muesli will not sate their appetites when they catch the alluring aroma of my morning hamburger.
how easy it shall be to convert more hungry citizens to this fine cult.

damn dude......sounds good.

mind if i join you?

Hey GH, how come you eat your own kind? Some sort of cannibal?

Hail Munku!

This is a fair question that I will answer with a question of my own. If the flesh of your kind tasted as toothsome as mine what would you do? Many of the problems you apes face could be solved at the dinner table. Be like Giant Hamburger and eat the weak and delicious.
-GH

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The Kool-Aid man drinks his own kind? Do we look down upon him?

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