Alas, one of our brethren has fallen in battle.

R.i.p. Thraeryn.

was it a good death or a bad death? is there hope for resurrection?

Not sure on the details Uncle Phil, but our mighty warrior Thraeryn is no more. I know that every time I chop off some one's head in Vegas, I'll think of him.

This had better turn out like that whole couple of years of Dallas episodes.....he's not dead, we just dreamed the whole thing.

.....yeah, that's it!

Commando, the Hard-Drinking.

Flying Wombats? I can have a flying Wombat?

Sign me up!

What, Where, When, How? Our Zamboni screwing, Automobile loving, 2nd in acting command Thraeryn can not be gone! I heard him over by that limo just a while ago. Drunk, flailing his blades all about and whispering sweet nothings into its tailpipe!

damn! forgot about that; now we need a new zamboni driver...

Buck up comrades- Remember him and ride on- for he looks on us from valhala

This is why I love uncle phil :love:

Oh rancid, putrid, hate-ridden Leader of the Horde, Troublebot. I hate to be the bearer of bad news again, but apparently about half the people in Las Vegas do not realize they are being pillaged. They are under the impression that they are on a 'Reality Ride', much like the Star Trek Experience. This has led to people demanding drinks and room service from members of the Horde. It has upset some of our members so much that they forget to kill and/or maim the offending citizen, thus making the Horde look weak and the people are complaining about bad service. The Hotels (that are not burning) have demanded we either start serving drinks or kill everyone on sight so they feel like they are getting the 'real' Horde experience.

As always scab covered leader, we await your command.

(But if we start serving drinks, they better tip well or I'll kill them anyway.)

We're no here for serving! Only for being served!

Crush some of this filth under their precious slot machines and they'll see how real the "reality ride" is.

Someone get me a showgirl!

Troublebot the terribly bothered
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

Oh Mightily-Fly-Covered Khan......

We've been going about this thing the wrong way here in Vegas. We've been on the offensive - and quite offensive, indeed - but most tourists are also offensive, so the hotels have developed an incredibly thick skin where offensiveness is concerned. The town has survived Elvis, Evil Kinevil, and a National Lampoon's Vacation sequel - so our Horde, acting as we do, is nothing out of the ordinary.

What we need to do is change our tactics. Think "Rat Pack" thoughts, and be the boss, Billy. Okay, I had to paraphrase from Caddyshack, but it seemed right.

Go in there like we own the place. If somebody doesn't like it, kill 'em deader 'n dead. Take your time about it....make it seem like you've started a new career involving making that poor bastard's life end as slowly as possible. And then make some outrageous demand of the Concierge staff. Something like telling them you want a harpoon so you can track down and kill "whales" from the other casinos (for those of you who don't know, a "whale" is the industry's term for the really high-rollers). Cover Sigfried in processed meats and toss him in with his tigers; that way he can be right there with Roy.

And, as always......hookers, hookers, hookers!!!! This is Vegas, baby! What happens here, stays here.

....At least, it does if certain Hordesters (I'm not naming names, but I know who they are and I'm keeping my eye on 'em) know what's good for 'em.

What do you think, oh He-Who-Has-Never-Seen-A-Shower?

Aye- pillage away- I say we use the luxor as a base- for it doth look damn cool- plus we get to hang out at a black pyramid...

Oh Mighty Kahn!
I apologise profusely for my absence from the almighty Horde! I'm afraid I was detained by some rather disgusting TOURISTS demanding service! I was horrified and promptely had to behead several of them. But I fear we must work harder to secure this land.

Oh, and if I may, your supreme Kahn-liness, would it be possible for you to spare a few dozen male strippers? I am a vigorous and rather vivacious, hearty young battle scarred female warrior and require many men to please me. If it does not displease you, oh imperious one, is this feasible?

Hmmm, I am covered in blood.

Some of it is tourist blood, some of it is dealer blood. I think there's even some Carrot Top blood mixed in there somewhere, of which I am quite happy.

Horde, go easy on the Chippendale dancers when you find them. Remember the women in our group need pleasing too.

I seem to have filled my pockets with many different chips. Any suggestions as to what to do with them?

I'll be in my suite at The Bellagio with some girls I met while rampaging through Cheeta's with Buttcrust. Knock if you need me... but don't be surprised if it takes me awhile to answer.

Troublebot the Satisfied
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

Since the mightily-dead Thraeryn is no longer with us, I have been thinking....I know, something not encouragable in this Horde!

What I've been thinking is this: we, as a Horde, now need a vacation.

Think about it: we've pillaged our way across the North American continent, but have we taken a break? No. We sack, we burn, we rape and pillage, instilling terror in those we have yet to dominate (and abject sorrow in those firmly under our heels).

But all work and no play makes us a dull Horde.

So I suggest we next make our way to Miami and capture one of those Super-Cruise Ships! You know, those "Largest ever to float on water" kind of ships. I think something like that would be perfect for our Horde....plus, we can always fly a Skull & Crossbones and do a little piracy if we tire of cruising from site to site, pillaging at random.

What do ye think, maties????

why stop in miami...

Kokomo
The Beach Boys


Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica

Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all

Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique

We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity

Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse

Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go

Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo

A GRAND IDEA!
 

I LOVE IT!

Oh mighty Kahn! Think of all the Horde-Piracy we can partake in! And should it take your fancy, we could sail to Cuba and pick up some fine Cuban cigars! Oh, and many thanks for instructing the Horde to save the Chippendale dancers - it is most appreciated.

Argh, mateys- to the caribean and fine smokeables

Do I get a jaunty captian's hat?If so, I'm all for stealing a cruise ship.

Someone bring some dramamine. I'm going to get a parrot to sit on my shoulder.

Aye cap'n- here be your fine parrot an druggables-

what be the name of the ship were set to plunder-

and has any of the crew heard the work o that fine midwestern band o' pirates, The Jolly Rogers- they got many a song about plunder n wenching and stuff that we be all about

I think I'd love to join a horde....it just sounds like so much fun!

What positions are available Troublebot? Something fitting for me that hopefully involves a cute skimpy outfit....... :D

Well, we're taking over a cruise ship. Do you think you'd make a good pirate lass? Can you handle a cutlass?

Whatever you want to wear is fine, but your going to have to work pretty hard to out do Averett. She's riding a unicorn naked around here somewhere.

If you need someone to handle an oar, mine is for hire. I am called Mange-riddled-dirty-old-dude... and I am the master of the fighting style known as Boo-Fu.

Over a thousand years, or maybe more
Out on an island on a lonely shore
Robinson Crusoe landed one fine day
No rent to pay
No wife to obey.
His good man Friday was his only friend
He didn't borrow or lend.
They built a little hut
Lived there till Friday, but
Saturday night it was shut.

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
Every Saturday night they would start in to roam
And on Sunday morning they'd come staggering home.
They went hunting for rabbits when the weather grew colder
But Crusoe came home with a hare on his shoulder.
Now, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

Robinson Crusoe was a good old scout.
Robinson Crusoe knew his way about.
He'd go out hunting chickens now and then
But he knew when
He was chasing a hen.
Once he told Friday, "You must stay at home
I've got to go out alone".
Friday felt very blue
He said, "It's wrong of you
Couldn't you fix it for two?"

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
One fine Saturday night they had nothing to do
So they started counting all the girlies they knew.
Friday counted to thirteen, and Crusoe said, "Brother,
You know, thirteen's unlucky. Let's go get another."
So, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?

Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?
Every Saturday night they would start in to roam
And on Sunday morning they'd come staggering home.
On this island lived wild men and cannibal crimmin
And you know where there are wild men, there must be wild women.
So, where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night?



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Do I think I'd make a good pirate lass......... ha - you bet!

http://www.totalknockoutproductions....-life-4-me.jpg

*drools*

Fremen the Frustrated votes for pirate booty!

Fremen.....do you think I could be inducted somehow? I mean really - look at the outfit I have!
:D
Oh oh oh....hey Troublebot I could be a spy......go to the "other side" (wherever that is) and get juicy information from them....whatever the cost!
Yar har har! Yay!

/me ponders a sec...

Oh, most cointantly!!1!! :D


All horde members who want Minx inducted as a pirate lass say, "Aye!" or raise your hands.

/me raises three hands

AYE and YO HO and all that there pirate talk fer yes

I'm sorry, did you say pirate booby?

I was distracted by Minx's eyepatches... er, eyepatch.

Heh....I should change my avatar to my pirate picture!

So....do I get a parrot if I'm allowed to join? :D

Ooh another lady for the horde!

I'll let you borrow the unicorn sometime :)

All right, time to find a cruise ship. Anyone have a favorite? I'd prefer something with a large bar and a couple buffets.

Yay! Thanks Averett!

I don't have a favorite.....as long as there are hot tubs on it I'm happy! Oh.....and a place where Averett can ride!
:)

Sea Cruise
Frankie Ford

Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use t’sittin' and a’singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Feel like jumpin' baby won’t ya join me please
I don’t like beggin' but I’m on bended knee

I got to get t’rockin' get my hat off the rack
I got to boogie woogie like a knife in the back
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Oo-ee, oo-ee baby
Won’t ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

I got to get t’movin' baby I ain’t lyin'

I want to join the horde. Can I be the one that says that he'll negotiate peace with the citizens, then stab them in the eye when they reach out to take my hand?

Welcome to the Horde Minx...We need more women in the horde...

(It helps keep the smell down.)

Somebody make sure to bring lots of Lysol. Those cruise ships are very germy!

Bah! Germs run and hide from the Horde! Our stench quickly kills most bacteria on contact.

Thanks Pheatius!
I promise to always smell nice....even if it is a horde! :D

ENOUGH!!!!

We need to make our way toward Miami - where all the cruise ships dock. I suggest we swing through New Orleans for some refreshments and beads....yeah, beads! Hell, if the Dutch could get Manhattan for $24 in beads, then think what we'll be able to do.....Dominican Republic, anyone?

Oh mighty Troublebot....he of the permanently-adhered jockey shorts....lead us onward to yet more victories!!!!

wow this horde sounds quite tempting

Hmmmm, it was a long hard slog through Texas, but here we are on the city limits of the Big Easy. Wry1 is right, this would make a good place to rest on our way too Miami.

Make sure the carnage is good and devestating. Anything less and the locals could mistake us for their usual revelers.

And to our female Horde members, don't take your tops off for beads! Make them take their tops off and then take their beads!

If you have a top on or not is entirely up to you. I'm something of a liberal feminist Kahn.

Troublebot the Constantly Cranky
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

Sorry, got lost there coming through Texas. Thought I saw ZZ Top but it just turned out to be some vagrants.

Ahhhhhhhh, Nawlins. If anyone needs me I will be trying to visit each and every bar on Bourbon street. (This will be my second or third visit to many of them. I forget the specifics).

AND the briny deep, it brings back many a memory of looting, pillaging, and semi-dressed damsels. I'll be having some fuse cord weaved into my beard, in rememberence of cap'n Blackbeard, whilst in Nawlins.

While the shirt Minx is wearing in the picture she supplied seems to interfere with my higher brain functions, such as they are, I most assuredly support her choice of pirate clothing.

Ah Minx'y I have a position for ye and you don't need your skimpy little pirate lass garb either!!!

And when we hit the ships we can hide away in the lifeboats for a while before the Hot tubs. Besides down in the hole with the boilers and the engine is the place to be if ye want to get hot and sweaty!

Way Down Yonder In New Orleans
Freddy "Boom-Boom" Cannon


Well, way down yonder in New Orleans in the land of the dreamy scenes
There's a garden of Eden, ah-you know what I mean

Yeah, Creole babies with flashin' eyes softly whisper with tender sighs
And then you stop!
Oh won't you give your lady fair a little smile?
And then you stop!
You bet your life you'll linger there a little while

Yeah, there is heaven right here on earth with those beautiful queens
Yeah, way down yonder in New Orleans
Whoo!

Way down yonder in New Orleans, whoo!, in the land of the dreamy scenes
There's a garden of Eden, you know what I mean

Well, Creole babies with flashin' eyes softly whisper with tender sighs
And then you stop!
Oh won't you give your lady fair a little smile?
And then you stop!
You bet your life you'll linger there a little while

Yeah, there is heaven right here on earth with those beautiful queens
Well, way down yonder in New Orleans
Yeah! whoo!

Honey if I'm going after the sweet looking men in N.O. (which is only fitting as a true pirate lass) then THEY are going to be taking their pants off not their shirts! :D Oh...and yeh! Beads!!!! Woo hoo!

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre Ahhhhhhhh, Nawlins. If anyone needs me I will be trying to visit each and every bar on Bourbon street. (This will be my second or third visit to many of them. I forget the specifics). While the shirt Minx is wearing in the picture she supplied seems to interfere with my higher brain functions, such as they are, I most assuredly support her choice of pirate clothing.

rockogre - I've never been down the infamous Bourbon Street....perhaps you can be my guide and we can pillage and plunder together!

Bring on the rum! Har har :D

count me into your horde. i can be your farseer/prophet.

Argh- to bourbon street- and victory- scimitars flashing in the sun, pillaging all the way- to the brothels men- and be sure to take all their drugs and money

Welcome fellow female horde-whore! And I of course mean whore in a good way! I'm quite proud to be a Troublebot Horde Whore and look forward to many de-pantsing of mean like the Chippendale dancers!

Oh almighty Kahn; we be we travelling to next?

If The Great and Mighty (Smelling) Khan doesn't mind, I'll handle answering that question.....

Why, Miranda: We're on our way to Sunny Miami!!!

We're on our way to the land of sunshine and Girls Gone Wild video shoots - having already depleted Bourbon Street (as well as most of New Orleans) of anything even remotely able to be raped and/or pillaged. Our female members have so far acquitted themselves quite handsomely....leaving a trail of satisfied (if short-lived....they did kill 'em after all) men, women and appliances behind them.

Methinks there's something of the Praying Mantis amongst our female brethren....

Just remember: No Killing Other Hordesters!!!! If I find myself flirting with Averett, Minx, Miranda or any others, I don't want to worry about winding up dead! BTW: the order I listed names is just alphabetical....I don't want to imply any favorites.

....But you know who you are....

So rest up, party on, and get ready....'cuz Miami here we come!


Reeking of the Whiny Women of Song,

Commando, The Hard-Drinking.

on to the panhandle...


TALLAHASSEE LASSIE
Freddy Cannon


Well she comes from Tallahassee
She's got a hi-fi chassis
Maybe looks a little sassy
But to me she's real classy
Yeah my Tallahassee Lassie down in F-L-A
Well she dances to the Drag, the Cha-cha, Rag and Mop
Stomping to the Shag, rocks the Bunny Hop ooh ooh ooh ooh
She dances to the Rock, she dances to the Stroll
She dances to the Walk, she can rock and roll
She's my Tallahassee lassie yeah my Tallahassee lassie
She's my Tallahassee lassie down in F-L-A

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

(repeat song)

not tryin' to steal your thunder uncle mystro.....

i figured this would fit here.



Immigrant Song


Two, three, four.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

Hammer of the Gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde, and sing and cry:
"Valhalla I am comi__ng."

On we sweep with, with threshing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
Ah~ah~ahhh-ah!.
An' we come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlo__rds.

On we sweep with threshing oar.
Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you better stop
And rebuild all your ruins.
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ah hah hah hah hah hah.

Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh. Ooh~ooh.

great, fly...never would have thought of it...(wow, led zeppelin singing about the Horde...)

Yeh! De-pantsing of men.....I just love that term Miranda! I think we should get together at the next port of call and show our fellow pirates just how to have some fun!

Oh and Wry...we all know who your favorite is! :lol:

If we're going to be a pirate horde, shouldn't we stop off in Pensacola and get us a battleship and/ or aircraft-carrier?

sounds fun. Count me in lads and lasses. I be halfway there. Been dyin' to try the old keelhaul recipie, and perhaps a fine booty to boot.

Fremen (or is it now pronounced Free-mun....kind of like I-gor),

We don't want a battleship. They take an awful lot of work to keep in tip-top shape, not to mention the fact that we'll actually have to go against the U.S. Military to get one. So far they've left us alone, so I think we can be good sports about this and let them be as well.

Besides, you don't find too many hot-tubs on Battleships or Destroyers.....

Let's stick with the cruise ship; the islands will never see us comin'!!!!

hey, what happened? the freakin' ocean dry up?

Maybe we all got lost in New Orleans.

Time for a regroup?

Horde! To me!

Troublebot the Unattentive,
Kahn
Troublebot Horde

Hail Troublebot, et al!

I was wondering when you would come and blow the dust off the horde. Know that when and if you need me, squeak this magic hamburger three times and I will come.
http://www.dresslersdog.com/media/ETH-3086.jpg
Be warned! If you squeak it four times you will open a gate to hell.
-GH

Ok, someone want to write that down for me? 'Cause it would suck to screw that up.

Thanks!

ok, so are we still headed towards joe robbie stadium (and points warmer)?

I would Like to join your Horde! As is my role in just about every aspect of my life, My horde-name could be "Johnny-Come-Lately" I will do what ever it is you may ask of me Great Khan Troublebot, mostly, I will do what ever there is left to do in the Horde, perhaps filling out paper work, or I will bring the beer... It just that it gets so lonely here at night, and I am very bored. I will give you time to think it over, and I will be here, as always...
~Crack

I don't think as a horde we are supposed to be afraid of anything, are we?
Surely we could kick the US military's collective arses? Surely?
Hey Surely, where are you!?!

We need a marching song, phil.

Swords of A Thousand Men
Tenpole Tudor

Deep in the castle and back from the war
Back with milady and the fires burnt tall
Hurrah went the men down below
All outside was the rain and snow
Hear their shouts, hear their roars
They've probably had a barrel, and much, much more
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the sky turned grey
Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
There was hope in our English hearts
Hear our roar, hear our sound
We're gonna fight until we have won this town
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

When the knights come along at the end of the day
Some are half-alive and some have run away
Hear our triumph, hear our roar
We're gonna drink a barrel, and much, much more
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

Ho yeah!, Sing it, GH!

Just checking to see If I could be in the horde yet...
no, not yet? I'll wait here then... Hey, I have nothing but time.

the khan is a busy man...

The Kahn is off stringing electrical wire today. Not a glamorous job, but sometimes a Kahn must do what a Kahn must do.

Hail brother Crack! I'm in need of a personal assistant. Feel you are up to the job?

Onward Horde! To Florida and a cruise ship that meets our needs!

I would gladly follow you sir, and please feel free to use me as you see fit, I am great at taking an insult, and very rarely make much of a fuss... ooh, ooh, and I am pretty organized as well, I can also take a punch to the liver like nobodys business! Thank you for letting follow you my lord, I am truly not worthy! :(

Hail khan- I have just returned from reconoitering the cruise ships with my lady- let us take one of the newer ships, the big damn ones with real olympic sized pools, not the crappy ones like I was on that have no more than glorified bathtubs..... we can sail from new orleans and head to the caribean- I recomend Grand caymen- they have 250 banks to plunder- and a cruise ship has much better food- and a crew NOT trained to fight- far better than taking a military vessel....

Whiskey On The Rocks
AC/DC

I've been drinkin' all night long
So long baby, I'm gone

[Oh yeah]
[Well] Bloody Mary give me shivers from a shot
Set up the shooters it's time for a drop
[Give me] Old Jamaica, runnin' we come
Down at the hatch Jack, the women and the fun
We drink a lot, That demon drop
This one's on me and here's to you

Whiskey on the rocks
a double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[You were] Drinkin' Mai Tais, Singapore sling
Beam me up Jim, it's time to come in
I'll have one more afore ye close up the door
It's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore
We drink a lot, that demon drop
This one's on me, here's mud in your eye

Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
Let's throw seven sheets to the wind - hahaha
Fill 'em up too!]

I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
[A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
I'll have a whiskey on the rocks
Give me whiskey on the rocks
Keep it comin' on the rocks ]

[Yeah] Pour me a double here comes trouble on the rocks
Whiskey on the rocks

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but as a non horde member and saftey conscious citizen, I feel duty bound to remind you all of the following:<ul><li>Never eat within an hour before pillaging. You could get a cramp.</li><li>Pillage <i>then</i> burn</li><li>Generally it is better to rape before killing</i><li>Mead, Lager, Ale, Stout, and Whiskey are all perfectly acceptable raiding beverages. Zinfindel and Chianti are not. Neither are cocktails of any kind. Those drinking wine spritzers should really be dragged behind their horses.</li><li>Should your horde be mounted upon living steeds, please remember to treat them with the respect due a fellow horde member. This also includes undead steeds, though those merely reanimated need not be extended such consideration.</li></ul>Following these simple rules can greatly enhance your raiding pleasure, as well as adding to your ability to stike fear in the hearts of an unsuspecting populace.

pillage, then burn...have to remember that one...

Generally, I agree with point number 3, but it might be a little easier the other way around... Just a suggestion great and power Khan.