The "what's worse?" game - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

remiel · 08-07-2003, 01:29 PM

taken from So I Married An Axemurderer. Here's how it works

I post a situation of comic badness, you post a related situation that tops it. You then start your own 'what's worse?'

OK, I'll start:

What's worse, biting into a McRib to find a mouse

OR...

tenchi069 · 08-07-2003, 01:34 PM

....biting into a mouse to find a McRib.......OR

remiel · 08-07-2003, 01:37 PM

biting into a McRib to find it's actually a McRib.

What's worse: your favourite TV show being cancelled in favour of Dharma and Gregg repeats

OR....

tj2001cobra · 08-07-2003, 01:43 PM

... Dharma and Gregg being your favorite show ...

grumpyolddude · 08-07-2003, 09:12 PM

What's worse? A thread dying after three posts because nobody reads the instructions or....

micah67 · 08-07-2003, 09:19 PM

...having to be the guy to stand up in front of the class and berate them?

What's worse? Hitting your thumb with a hammer or...

bermuDa · 08-07-2003, 09:26 PM

...hitting your balls with a hammer?

what's worse? falling into an outhouse pit or...

micah67 · 08-07-2003, 09:35 PM

...having to go back in to find your car keys?

What's worse? Being stuck in the middle of the desert with no water or...

laxative · 08-07-2003, 09:45 PM

having to pee when you're stuck in traffic?

What's worse? Being chased by a psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual or...

TerresqueÜ · 08-07-2003, 10:26 PM

...Being that psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual? ... OR

bundy · 08-07-2003, 11:08 PM

whats worse?
having 19 toes...or...

snoop · 08-07-2003, 11:19 PM

. . . finding your car in the river with your best friend and your wife in it . . . . . or . . .

hilbert25 · 08-08-2003, 12:29 AM

...finding your dad in a gimp suit in the back seat?

What's worse? Waking up next to Anna Nicole Smith after a hard night of drinking or ...

rl33 · 08-08-2003, 01:05 AM

Waking up hard in Anna Nicole Smith without having been drinking

What's worse? only half microwaving a frozen burrito or ...

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 04:12 AM

...realizing that said burrito is your parrot?

What's worse? The remote control breaking while the channel is on Barney or...

Midlandmadman · 08-08-2003, 06:55 AM

being too stupid to get up and change the channel yourself.

whats worse??? watching the Detroit Tigers play baseball or......

remiel · 08-08-2003, 07:44 AM

playing for the Detroit Tigers?

What's worse, being in the showers with John Travolta and dropping the soap, or...

Troublebot · 08-08-2003, 07:53 AM

...realizing you're also a Scientologist.

What's worse: Getting a hard-on as the teacher calls on you or...

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 07:53 AM

...seeing John Travolta standing in front of you bend down to pick it up?

What's worse? Losing your girlfriend to an ugly asshole or...

Midlandmadman · 08-08-2003, 08:12 AM

losing your girlfriend to a girl.

whats worse???? Bad breath or ...............

kalisto_911 · 08-08-2003, 08:19 AM

having bad teeth?

Whats worse? Waking up in the middle of a pile of nude backstreet boys or......

skysooner · 08-08-2003, 08:33 AM

being a monk and finding out the text your order had relied on for rules had been miscopied years before and the word was "celebrate" instead of "celibate"

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 08:34 AM

...realizing that it wasn't your nipples you had to cut off, it was your penis.

What's worse? Discovering that you have to be castrated or...

kalisto_911 · 08-08-2003, 08:36 AM

(Oh man bones you kicked my ass on that one)
or you have to castrate your best friend?

whats worse?
being a republican or......

remiel · 08-08-2003, 09:03 AM

being a member of the Michigan Militia?

What's worse: arriving at a venue to hear that your favourite band has cancelled to be replaced by Dogstar or...

Midnight_Son · 08-08-2003, 09:52 AM

being such a hick that you don't know who dogstar is.

whats worse: getting drunk and finding a human finger in your shit the next day or......

remiel · 08-08-2003, 10:24 AM

...getting deep throated by the Duke Of Edinburgh

what's worse, being so hungry that you have to eat your own hand OR....

seethreepo · 08-08-2003, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by remiel
taken from So I Married An Axemurderer. Here's how it works

I post a situation of comic badness, you post a related situation that tops it. You then start your own 'what's worse?'

OK, I'll start:

What's worse, biting into a McRib to find a mouse

OR...

finding half a mouse. (of course!)

BonesCPA · 08-08-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by remiel
what's worse, being so hungry that you have to eat your own hand OR....

finish eating and realize you are still hungry....for foot.

What's worse, finding out that the pile left on your lawn wasn't from your neighbor's dog....or....

remiel · 08-08-2003, 11:54 AM

finding out that what you mistook for chilli when you threw it in the microwave WAS from your neighbor's dog

what's worse: realising that Jerry Falwell went to heaven and you didn't... OR

Willy · 08-08-2003, 12:03 PM

Realizing that you and Jerry are both in Heaven and he wants you to make a donation.

What's Worse? Having a miniature Mike Tyson use your balls as a speed bag OR...

remiel · 08-08-2003, 12:09 PM

having a fullsize Mike Tyson use one of your balls in the 'Evander Hollyfield's Ear' role

what's worse, snorting cocaine and realising that it's crystals of Drano OR...

TwistedFate · 08-08-2003, 12:57 PM

needing a fix so bad that you don't care it's Drano.

What's worse, finding out the hot chick you just met has a bigger dick than you. . OR

Sion · 08-08-2003, 02:29 PM

...not finding out about the hot chicks dick until its balls deep in your ass?

what's worse, getting a red hot ice pick jammed in your eye, or...

Spinach_Indeed · 08-08-2003, 04:38 PM

...Getting a red hot Ice Pick jammed up your ass?

What's worse, A Avril Lavigne fan who spends 400 dollars a month to try and look "Punk" or.....

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 05:07 PM

...said fan, who is most likely ugly, running down your street naked to show that she's "hardcore"?

What's worse? Accidentaly lighting your house on fire because you didn't read the instructions to your flamethrower or...

rl33 · 08-08-2003, 05:42 PM

reading the instructions but getting caught for arson after burning down the house.

What's worse? Listening to Britney or ...

tj2001cobra · 08-08-2003, 06:02 PM

.. LIKING listening to Brittney.

What is worse, getting your sack caught in your zipper or ...

grumpyolddude · 08-08-2003, 08:30 PM

not having enough sack to get caught in your zipper.

What's worse, all the smoke escaping from your computer monitor, or...

muckluck · 08-08-2003, 09:55 PM

Having your toilet filled with tnt and detenated when u sat.

Whats worse being stung by milions of bees or ....

08-07-2003, 01:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	The "what's worse?" game taken from So I Married An Axemurderer. Here's how it works I post a situation of comic badness, you post a related situation that tops it. You then start your own 'what's worse?' OK, I'll start: What's worse, biting into a McRib to find a mouse OR... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-07-2003, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	....biting into a mouse to find a McRib.......OR __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-07-2003, 01:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	biting into a McRib to find it's actually a McRib. What's worse: your favourite TV show being cancelled in favour of Dharma and Gregg repeats OR.... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-07-2003, 09:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	What's worse? A thread dying after three posts because nobody reads the instructions or.... __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-07-2003, 09:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	...having to be the guy to stand up in front of the class and berate them? What's worse? Hitting your thumb with a hammer or... __________________ ~micah

08-07-2003, 01:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	... Dharma and Gregg being your favorite show ...

08-07-2003, 09:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	...hitting your balls with a hammer? what's worse? falling into an outhouse pit or... __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-07-2003, 09:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	...having to go back in to find your car keys? What's worse? Being stuck in the middle of the desert with no water or... __________________ ~micah

08-07-2003, 09:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	having to pee when you're stuck in traffic? What's worse? Being chased by a psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual or...

08-07-2003, 10:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	...Being that psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual? ... OR __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-07-2003, 11:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	whats worse? having 19 toes...or... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-07-2003, 11:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
snoop Insane	. . . finding your car in the river with your best friend and your wife in it . . . . . or . . . __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

08-08-2003, 12:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
hilbert25 Psycho Location: nOvA	...finding your dad in a gimp suit in the back seat? What's worse? Waking up next to Anna Nicole Smith after a hard night of drinking or ...

08-08-2003, 01:05 AM	#14 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	Waking up hard in Anna Nicole Smith without having been drinking What's worse? only half microwaving a frozen burrito or ...

08-08-2003, 04:12 AM	#15 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	...realizing that said burrito is your parrot? What's worse? The remote control breaking while the channel is on Barney or... __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 06:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	being too stupid to get up and change the channel yourself. whats worse??? watching the Detroit Tigers play baseball or...... __________________ Its good to be back.

08-08-2003, 07:44 AM	#17 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	playing for the Detroit Tigers? What's worse, being in the showers with John Travolta and dropping the soap, or... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 07:53 AM	#18 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	...realizing you're also a Scientologist. What's worse: Getting a hard-on as the teacher calls on you or... __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

08-08-2003, 07:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	...seeing John Travolta standing in front of you bend down to pick it up? What's worse? Losing your girlfriend to an ugly asshole or... __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 08:12 AM	#20 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	losing your girlfriend to a girl. whats worse???? Bad breath or ............... __________________ Its good to be back.

08-08-2003, 08:19 AM	#21 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	having bad teeth? Whats worse? Waking up in the middle of a pile of nude backstreet boys or...... __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-08-2003, 08:33 AM	#22 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	being a monk and finding out the text your order had relied on for rules had been miscopied years before and the word was "celebrate" instead of "celibate"

08-08-2003, 08:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	...realizing that it wasn't your nipples you had to cut off, it was your penis. What's worse? Discovering that you have to be castrated or... __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 08:36 AM	#24 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	(Oh man bones you kicked my ass on that one) or you have to castrate your best friend? whats worse? being a republican or...... __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-08-2003, 09:03 AM	#25 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	being a member of the Michigan Militia? What's worse: arriving at a venue to hear that your favourite band has cancelled to be replaced by Dogstar or... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 09:52 AM	#26 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	being such a hick that you don't know who dogstar is. whats worse: getting drunk and finding a human finger in your shit the next day or...... __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

08-08-2003, 10:24 AM	#27 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	...getting deep throated by the Duke Of Edinburgh what's worse, being so hungry that you have to eat your own hand OR.... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 11:54 AM	#30 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	finding out that what you mistook for chilli when you threw it in the microwave WAS from your neighbor's dog what's worse: realising that Jerry Falwell went to heaven and you didn't... OR __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 12:03 PM	#31 (permalink)
Willy Insane	Realizing that you and Jerry are both in Heaven and he wants you to make a donation. What's Worse? Having a miniature Mike Tyson use your balls as a speed bag OR...

08-08-2003, 12:09 PM	#32 (permalink)
remiel Insane Location: Gastonia NC	having a fullsize Mike Tyson use one of your balls in the 'Evander Hollyfield's Ear' role what's worse, snorting cocaine and realising that it's crystals of Drano OR... __________________ "Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16

08-08-2003, 12:57 PM	#33 (permalink)
TwistedFate Crazy	needing a fix so bad that you don't care it's Drano. What's worse, finding out the hot chick you just met has a bigger dick than you. . OR __________________ If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

08-08-2003, 02:29 PM	#34 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	...not finding out about the hot chicks dick until its balls deep in your ass? what's worse, getting a red hot ice pick jammed in your eye, or... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-08-2003, 04:38 PM	#35 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	...Getting a red hot Ice Pick jammed up your ass? What's worse, A Avril Lavigne fan who spends 400 dollars a month to try and look "Punk" or..... __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

08-08-2003, 05:07 PM	#36 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	...said fan, who is most likely ugly, running down your street naked to show that she's "hardcore"? What's worse? Accidentaly lighting your house on fire because you didn't read the instructions to your flamethrower or... __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 05:42 PM	#37 (permalink)
rl33 Tilted Location: Hawaii	reading the instructions but getting caught for arson after burning down the house. What's worse? Listening to Britney or ...