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The "what's worse?" game
taken from So I Married An Axemurderer. Here's how it works
I post a situation of comic badness, you post a related situation that tops it. You then start your own 'what's worse?' OK, I'll start: What's worse, biting into a McRib to find a mouse OR... |
....biting into a mouse to find a McRib.......OR
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biting into a McRib to find it's actually a McRib.
What's worse: your favourite TV show being cancelled in favour of Dharma and Gregg repeats OR.... |
... Dharma and Gregg being your favorite show ...
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What's worse? A thread dying after three posts because nobody reads the instructions or....
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...having to be the guy to stand up in front of the class and berate them?
What's worse? Hitting your thumb with a hammer or... |
...hitting your balls with a hammer?
what's worse? falling into an outhouse pit or... |
...having to go back in to find your car keys?
What's worse? Being stuck in the middle of the desert with no water or... |
having to pee when you're stuck in traffic?
What's worse? Being chased by a psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual or... |
...Being that psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual? ... OR
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whats worse?
having 19 toes...or... |
. . . finding your car in the river with your best friend and your wife in it . . . . . or . . .
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...finding your dad in a gimp suit in the back seat?
What's worse? Waking up next to Anna Nicole Smith after a hard night of drinking or ... |
Waking up hard in Anna Nicole Smith without having been drinking
What's worse? only half microwaving a frozen burrito or ... |
...realizing that said burrito is your parrot?
What's worse? The remote control breaking while the channel is on Barney or... |
being too stupid to get up and change the channel yourself.
whats worse??? watching the Detroit Tigers play baseball or...... |
playing for the Detroit Tigers?
What's worse, being in the showers with John Travolta and dropping the soap, or... |
...realizing you're also a Scientologist.
What's worse: Getting a hard-on as the teacher calls on you or... |
...seeing John Travolta standing in front of you bend down to pick it up?
What's worse? Losing your girlfriend to an ugly asshole or... |
losing your girlfriend to a girl.
whats worse???? Bad breath or ............... |
having bad teeth?
Whats worse? Waking up in the middle of a pile of nude backstreet boys or...... |
being a monk and finding out the text your order had relied on for rules had been miscopied years before and the word was "celebrate" instead of "celibate"
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...realizing that it wasn't your nipples you had to cut off, it was your penis.
What's worse? Discovering that you have to be castrated or... |
(Oh man bones you kicked my ass on that one)
or you have to castrate your best friend? whats worse? being a republican or...... |
being a member of the Michigan Militia?
What's worse: arriving at a venue to hear that your favourite band has cancelled to be replaced by Dogstar or... |
being such a hick that you don't know who dogstar is.
whats worse: getting drunk and finding a human finger in your shit the next day or...... |
...getting deep throated by the Duke Of Edinburgh
what's worse, being so hungry that you have to eat your own hand OR.... |
Re: The "what's worse?" game
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finding half a mouse. (of course!) |
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finish eating and realize you are still hungry....for foot. What's worse, finding out that the pile left on your lawn wasn't from your neighbor's dog....or.... |
finding out that what you mistook for chilli when you threw it in the microwave WAS from your neighbor's dog
what's worse: realising that Jerry Falwell went to heaven and you didn't... OR |
Realizing that you and Jerry are both in Heaven and he wants you to make a donation.
What's Worse? Having a miniature Mike Tyson use your balls as a speed bag OR... |
having a fullsize Mike Tyson use one of your balls in the 'Evander Hollyfield's Ear' role
what's worse, snorting cocaine and realising that it's crystals of Drano OR... |
needing a fix so bad that you don't care it's Drano.
What's worse, finding out the hot chick you just met has a bigger dick than you. . OR |
...not finding out about the hot chicks dick until its balls deep in your ass?
what's worse, getting a red hot ice pick jammed in your eye, or... |
...Getting a red hot Ice Pick jammed up your ass?
What's worse, A Avril Lavigne fan who spends 400 dollars a month to try and look "Punk" or..... |
...said fan, who is most likely ugly, running down your street naked to show that she's "hardcore"?
What's worse? Accidentaly lighting your house on fire because you didn't read the instructions to your flamethrower or... |
reading the instructions but getting caught for arson after burning down the house.
What's worse? Listening to Britney or ... |
.. LIKING listening to Brittney.
What is worse, getting your sack caught in your zipper or ... |
not having enough sack to get caught in your zipper.
What's worse, all the smoke escaping from your computer monitor, or... |
Having your toilet filled with tnt and detenated when u sat.
Whats worse being stung by milions of bees or .... |
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