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08-09-2003, 05:56 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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getting trapped UNDERNEATH a vat of jello
what's worse, realising that the aspirin you took before going to work was actualy ecstasy and you'll spend your 10 hour shift tripping your tits off OR...
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-09-2003, 04:22 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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french kissing someone witha n infected tongue piercing.
What is worse, catching your parents watching gay porn together, or....
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard |
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08-09-2003, 04:26 PM
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Junkie
Location: Chicago
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catching your dad and his new friend "Bob" watching gay porn together.
What's worse, being mugged by the hamburglar or...
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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses |
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08-11-2003, 01:37 PM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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having written the screenplay for Gigli
What's worse: your significant other telling you that they were born with both male and female genitalia or...
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-12-2003, 07:38 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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having all your testicles extracted
what's worse, Bea Arthur nailing you with a strap-on OR...
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-12-2003, 08:23 AM
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Psycho
Location: Dreams
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Your dead and buried grandma coming back to life JUST to nail you with a strap-on!
what is worse? Being lost in the middle of a massive forest or..
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I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato] |
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08-14-2003, 03:20 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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your grandfather?
what's worse? being stuck in a car with your very flaculent fat uncle who is driving with the electric windows locked for the full 4 hour drive to your grandmother's 92nd birthday party or ...
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08-14-2003, 06:34 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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getting to grandma's house and realizing that the whole goddamn family has a bad case of the squirts?
what's worse?pullin' off of the side of the freeway to take an emergency dump,and using the tops of your socks to wipe with or..... |
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08-16-2003, 11:55 AM
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Insane
Location: Gastonia NC
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...putting the socks back on afterwards?
What's worse? Having to cut your own penis off in order to escape a burning building OR...
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed." Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16 |
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08-17-2003, 05:20 AM
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Rookie
Location: Oxford, UK
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...discovering the entire incident was filmed for Japanese TV
What's worse, finding a cat mess in your shoe in the morning, or...
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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992) |
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02-13-2004, 07:00 AM
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Tilted
Location: Central Illinois
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...or slipping on ice in the kitchen and breaking your hip and realizing you forgot to put on your lifeline bracelet.
What's worse... Finding out your wife has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad, or....
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02-13-2004, 09:13 AM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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Finding out your husband has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad.
whats worse...getting caught with a finger two knuckles deep in your nose, or...
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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02-13-2004, 09:30 AM
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Float on.... Alright
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
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... getting caught with two knuckles deep in someone else's nose.<p>What's worse getting hung upside down over a roaring fire or...
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open." |
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02-13-2004, 09:33 AM
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Tilted
Location: with the dust bunnies
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... or standing in a sealed tank filling wlith water?
whats worse, finding a beetle in your nose or...
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02-13-2004, 10:39 AM
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Who You Crappin?
Location: Everywhere and Nowhere
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....realizing that the only way to get it out is to unzip again?
What is worse, having someone puke into your mouth while you are kissing or...
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