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finding out that what you mistook for chilli when you threw it in the microwave WAS from your neighbor's dog
what's worse: realising that Jerry Falwell went to heaven and you didn't... OR
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"Then said Joseph to St. Mary, henceforth we will not allow him to go out of the house; for every one who displeases him is killed."
Gospel of the Infancy of Jesus Christ, 20:16
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