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02-13-2004, 11:22 AM
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Location: Boston
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...having to lick a hairy sack.
What's worse, listening to Celine Dion or....
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
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02-13-2004, 12:28 PM
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I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross.
Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...
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...to sing along while listening to Celine Dion.
What's worse, eating rotten lasagna or....
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I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good. |
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02-14-2004, 08:00 AM
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Float on.... Alright
Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma
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... waking up naked locked out of the neighbors house.<p>What's worse a zit on the end of your nose or...
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open." |
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02-14-2004, 08:16 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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...A boil smack dab between your eyebrows that looks just like a caste mark.
What's worse, waking up after a drinking party with one eyebrow shaved off or,...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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02-14-2004, 09:40 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... Finding a needle in the bottom of your ketchup bottle.
What's worse, insatiable penguin lust or...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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02-15-2004, 08:49 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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... shitting a watermelon.
What's worse, getting a pubic hair stuck between your back teeth, or...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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02-15-2004, 02:27 PM
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Insane
Location: One with the Universe
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getting a tooth suck in your pubic hair?
Whats worse, spending time with your family or...
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If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com |
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02-15-2004, 07:18 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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...finding out that chick you were masturbating was really a man.
What's worse, you're wife coming home and finding you wearing her underwear or...
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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02-15-2004, 09:34 PM
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Addict
Location: Boston
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...Gary Glitter.
What's worse, the New York Rangers or...
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
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03-05-2004, 10:53 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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....scratching your crotch and losing your dick.
what's worse? having sex with a total hottie and getting crabs....or....
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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~ |
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03-05-2004, 11:08 PM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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...getting crab kegs without any butter to dip them.
what's worse? an accompanying loud fart when coughing in a crowded public place... or...
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03-08-2004, 09:38 AM
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Psycho
Location: somewhere
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being caught on a deserted desert island with an uber horny Joan Rivers?
i'm sorry. but i don't think it can get much worse than that  What's worse: having your car breakdown in the middle of nowhere that's inhabited by cannibals or...
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~my karma ran over my dogma.~ 
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03-08-2004, 09:52 AM
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Insane
Location: here but I wish I lived there
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.... counting the number of liverspots that martha stewert has on her back
whats worse finding out your best friend likes beastiality
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I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do |
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03-08-2004, 01:41 PM
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Super Agitator
Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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remembering he kept your dog last weekend!
What's worse than findin' out your dog is queer?
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Life isn't always a bowl of cherries, sometimes it's more like a jar of Jalapenos --- what you say or do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!! |
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03-10-2004, 01:08 PM
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Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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one of the kids puking in the car in the middle of a road trip?
What's worse having to listen to Jessica Simpson speak, or...
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
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03-25-2004, 04:14 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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..being the guest of honor at Juggalo Bukkake night.
What's worse, having your boss walk into your office while your back is turned just as you perform your devestatingly accurate rendition of how she snorts when she laughs for your officemate or... <small>(No, this hasn't happened to me. Really. I always face the door.) </small>
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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03-25-2004, 04:27 PM
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Insane
Location: Japan
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...walking in on your boss doing her devastatingly accurate rendition of how you snort when you laugh.
What's worse, your mom gaining access to your credit card receipts for that trip to New Orleans or...
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all work and no play make Date something something |
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03-25-2004, 11:58 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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or you gaining access to her receipts of trips to chip n dale's
whats worse.....having your pet come into your bedroom and try to snuggle while you and your SO are going at it?....or....
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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~ |
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03-26-2004, 07:09 AM
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Addict
Location: Boston
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Fumbling around in the dark and giving your 'little something' to your pet instead of your SO.
What's worse, rolling up your car window and trapping your head or...
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you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox |
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