..being the guest of honor at Juggalo Bukkake night.
What's worse, having your boss walk into your office while your back is turned just as you perform your devestatingly accurate rendition of how she snorts when she laughs for your officemate or...
<small>(No, this hasn't happened to me. Really. I always face the door.) </small>
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