Tophat665

...and up jumped the boogie.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

was he a bugler?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

Plan B involves unexpected company.

BadNick

I'm speechless again...but there is always a picture.

Tophat665

Plan B won't work. Time to go straight for Plan Z

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Sion

and when Plan Z doesn't pan out....then we'll try Plan 9 From Outer Space

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

BadNick

There is always room for another plan...

uncle phil

and when you get tired of planning, there's always dessert...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

Shhh! Do you hear that? It smells like Death!

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Tophat665

True, but it tastes like walnuts with dijon mustard.

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ring

Beets taste like earth soil goodness.

I like 'em with mustard too,

and the pretty in pink juices, I paint with.

Tophat665

I think Bill Withers agrees with you there, ring. Did he not say, "Gimmee the beet boys and free my soul?"
Either that or he believed beets were poisonous and he was feeling suicidal.

In ancient Greece the penalty for a man for adultery was to have his pubics shaved and a large, peeled radish inserted up his anus.
Didn't I see that over on Wayside the other day?

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uncle phil

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.'

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

testify brother!

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Sion

that's not nearly nonsensical enough for this thread...in fact, I dare say it actually makes good sense

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

ottopilot

Is it nonsense if I like saying epi-tome?

(also eso-phag-us and fä-jī-ta)

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Tophat665

Well, duh! How else are you going to polish the darn thing?

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ring

How much sense could a nonsense sense if a sensimilla's scent sensed flense?

The bananas inherent nature to glisten prismatically,
shall be met with a peanut butter union,
soon.

Tophat665

Holy Shit! Everybody look out! She's got alliteration, and she's not afraid to use it.
Everybody be cool, and don't make an assonance of yourself.

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ring

Welax...I wield a warm welded winsome wit!

Welcome, willful wanking weirdos!

Whoa...

uncle phil

when your gecko is broken you have a reptile dysfunction...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Sion

but what about when your iguana is ignoring you...?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

then he's an ignorant iguana...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I once had an iguana named Col. Sanders. I believe he was cloned from Col. Harlan Sanders' finger-lickin-good finger encased in a display at KFC's headquarters here in Louisville.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Tophat665

el pollo de los arboles. So, is it an iguana or a mole?

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jewels

Mmmmm anything with a mole sauce will do, even chicken. No iguana for me, thanks.

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Tophat665

The problem with mole sauce is digging up enough moles to puree to make it. Course you could make guacamole, in which case you'll only need to bury some avacados then dig them up later.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Poppinjay

When the sports reporter asked Earl Anthony what his technique was for bowling so well, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "that's how I roll."

A customer noted that the chef's yeasty buns were delicious. She asked what his secret was. He said, "that's how I roll."

A fan noted that the actor played an excellent Hamlet. He asked him how he got into character. The actor answered, "that's how I role."

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ring

Keep them canines rollin'....

ottopilot

woof

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

warp...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

I canna duue it, Cap'n. Tha toilets ha backked oop into tha Waerp drive an mad tha Doilithioom craestles al mankey. We tried shoovin ah weener in thar, but it dinna duue a wee bit o guud. By the wee, wood ya happen ta ha a wee bit o mustard oop thar on tha bridge?

Spock?

No Mustard, Captain.

Analysis... ..... Spock.

It would appear that Lieutenant Scott is about to eat a Wiener without any Mustard.

Bones!

Damnit, Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Scriptwriter!

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

'scuse me while i kiss dis guy...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

I can't excuse you,
I am not so qualified.
Anyway, I saw him first!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

simulacrality

Nice Bridge . . .

Tophat665

I got shoes
They're made of plywood.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Baraka_Guru

I'll ply your wood....

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

ottopilot

Our love is like Walter...

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

Sion

where's that confounded bridge?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Baraka_Guru

It's not a bridge; its a rummy.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot