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I canna duue it, Cap'n. Tha toilets ha backked oop into tha Waerp drive an mad tha Doilithioom craestles al mankey. We tried shoovin ah weener in thar, but it dinna duue a wee bit o guud. By the wee, wood ya happen ta ha a wee bit o mustard oop thar on tha bridge?
Spock?
No Mustard, Captain.
Analysis... ..... Spock.
It would appear that Lieutenant Scott is about to eat a Wiener without any Mustard.
Bones!
Damnit, Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Scriptwriter!
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