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ipollux 07-18-2008 06:08 PM

The Epitome of Nonsense
 
sorry, we really can't have pics or vids of people under 18 on the forum...

BadNick 07-18-2008 07:27 PM

Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

ipollux 07-18-2008 07:42 PM

Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

ottopilot 07-18-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.

That's just utter nonsense... keep up the good work!

BadNick 07-18-2008 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ipollux
Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.


Nonsense, nothing is perfect.

grumpyolddude 07-19-2008 09:21 AM

kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?

ipollux 07-19-2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?

Tis good you are living up to your username.

grumpyolddude 07-19-2008 10:25 AM

They should allow you to lilnk, just not embed.
Check it out.

paddyjoe 07-20-2008 06:26 AM

if you moved Tis around, you would get it's, except you would need to add one of these '.

fascinating!

uncle phil 07-21-2008 02:56 AM

apocryphal...

BadNick 07-21-2008 06:39 AM

With pj mentioning "Tis" and "it's" ...I can't help but think of tits.

Making Light: Styrofoam tits

jewels 07-21-2008 09:47 AM

'Tis tits? Couldn't find those, but did see Gore tits.

ring 07-21-2008 09:55 AM

Epitome is a pinnacle.

uncle phil 07-21-2008 10:27 AM

pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...

paddyjoe 07-21-2008 10:52 AM

dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...

ring 07-21-2008 11:06 AM

"A tisket a tasket....

BadNick 07-21-2008 12:07 PM

oh my...those Gore tits are quite the bountiful basketful....very nice. I also like the supplemental decorations.

ottopilot 07-22-2008 04:52 PM

no... Al's tits are much bigger.

Tophat665 07-25-2008 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ipollux (Post 2489962)
Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

No no, don't call him Shirley. That'll only make him more nonsensical.

jewels 07-26-2008 03:31 AM

I thought Shirley was a lady ?

BadNick 07-26-2008 09:30 PM

Whoever it was, they named an aqueduct after him/her.

Shirley Aqueduct carrying the Stratford upon Avon canal over the River Cole & road on bedge of Majors Green
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...eyaqueduct.jpg

uncle phil 07-27-2008 03:02 AM

taken by a beach boy...

jewels 07-27-2008 05:00 AM

When Mr Wilson had a bout of the flu and lost his voice in 1968, he resorted to shooting bridges, aqueducts and double-headed aliens for the Philadelphia Enquirer.

Sion 07-27-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe (Post 2491305)
dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...


you forgot the part about "you meddling kids..."

ottopilot 08-04-2008 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2491284)
pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...

And pee-knuckle is what you get when someone bumps into you at the urinal.

uncle phil 08-05-2008 02:55 AM

wash hands, rinse, repeat...

ottopilot 08-05-2008 05:39 AM

at least it wasn't a poop-knuckle.

Poppinjay 08-05-2008 05:44 AM

But then you could give somebody both a knuckle and shit sandwich at the same time.

Frank Sinatra would be in heaven. I mean if he weren't.

ottopilot 08-05-2008 05:46 AM

And wash it all down with some "punch"... for the Chairman!

uncle phil 08-05-2008 05:48 AM

"judith, judith, judith..."

Ourcrazymodern? 08-05-2008 06:01 AM

Once upon a pleasant peasant (well, she had a lovely smile) & despite myself I loved her, although only for awhile.

ottopilot 08-05-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

"judith, judith, judith..."
I will grant you that as far as I can carry it.

uncle phil 08-07-2008 05:40 AM

the story goes that you can carry it all the way to philadelphia...

ring 08-07-2008 07:55 AM

Today's top stories:


The candle saluted some expresso film throughout the land of compromise.

Please take a letter flagged for immortal candy testimony.

Sincere zombie plastic signs, caress cactus wristwatches.


Film, at 11:00.

BadNick 08-07-2008 11:01 AM

Nothing about walruses? I know Frank liked walruses as much as Philadelphia.

Tophat665 08-07-2008 11:02 AM

You know what they say, you walrus hurt the one you loaf.

ottopilot 08-07-2008 02:16 PM

My Epiphone of Nonesense
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3060/...184bed0569.jpg

uncle phil 08-07-2008 03:58 PM

i am the egg man...

jewels 08-08-2008 04:03 AM

I thought your father was the milkman?

ottopilot 08-08-2008 05:27 AM

I think my dad was the Charles Chips guy... they stopped delivering to our house for some reason.

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Charles-PC.jpg


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