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Old 07-18-2008, 06:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha, just kids. I'm sure I can be more nonsensical than those little people. I have many years of experience and have developed an advanced sense of nonsense.
That's just utter nonsense... keep up the good work!
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.

Nonsense, nothing is perfect.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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kids, eh?
Do I hear a mod's footsteps?
Tis good you are living up to your username.
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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They should allow you to lilnk, just not embed.
Check it out.
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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if you moved Tis around, you would get it's, except you would need to add one of these '.

fascinating!
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:56 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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With pj mentioning "Tis" and "it's" ...I can't help but think of tits.

Making Light: Styrofoam tits
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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'Tis tits? Couldn't find those, but did see Gore tits.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:07 PM   #17 (permalink)
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oh my...those Gore tits are quite the bountiful basketful....very nice. I also like the supplemental decorations.
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
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no... Al's tits are much bigger.
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Old 07-25-2008, 06:04 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Thou hast perfect thee art of nonsense? Surely you jest.
No no, don't call him Shirley. That'll only make him more nonsensical.
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Old 07-26-2008, 03:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I thought Shirley was a lady ?
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Old 07-26-2008, 09:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Whoever it was, they named an aqueduct after him/her.

Shirley Aqueduct carrying the Stratford upon Avon canal over the River Cole & road on bedge of Majors Green
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Old 07-27-2008, 03:02 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2008, 05:00 AM   #23 (permalink)
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When Mr Wilson had a bout of the flu and lost his voice in 1968, he resorted to shooting bridges, aqueducts and double-headed aliens for the Philadelphia Enquirer.
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Old 07-27-2008, 07:29 PM   #24 (permalink)
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dammit...

one more T and I woulda had it made...

you forgot the part about "you meddling kids..."
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:02 PM   #25 (permalink)
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pinnacle is a golf ball...pinochle is a game...
And pee-knuckle is what you get when someone bumps into you at the urinal.
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Old 08-05-2008, 02:55 AM   #26 (permalink)
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wash hands, rinse, repeat...
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:39 AM   #27 (permalink)
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at least it wasn't a poop-knuckle.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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But then you could give somebody both a knuckle and shit sandwich at the same time.

Frank Sinatra would be in heaven. I mean if he weren't.
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
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And wash it all down with some "punch"... for the Chairman!
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:48 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:01 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:02 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I will grant you that as far as I can carry it.
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:40 AM   #33 (permalink)
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the story goes that you can carry it all the way to philadelphia...
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Old 08-07-2008, 07:55 AM   #34 (permalink)
 
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The candle saluted some expresso film throughout the land of compromise.

Please take a letter flagged for immortal candy testimony.

Sincere zombie plastic signs, caress cactus wristwatches.


Film, at 11:00.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:01 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Nothing about walruses? I know Frank liked walruses as much as Philadelphia.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:02 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2008, 02:16 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:58 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:03 AM   #39 (permalink)
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I thought your father was the milkman?
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Old 08-08-2008, 05:27 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I think my dad was the Charles Chips guy... they stopped delivering to our house for some reason.

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