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Old 07-20-2008, 07:13 PM   #41 (permalink)
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or bird calls.

tweet

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Hoot once like a screech owl or twice like a barn owl.
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:31 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:56 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Hey guys, what's... Wait, what were you guys talking about?
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:07 AM   #44 (permalink)
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I think they were talking about us, FA.
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:10 AM   #45 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I think we are.
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:23 AM   #46 (permalink)
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I keep opening this thread, and it is always empty, even though the list of threads says that there are new posts. I wonder if I'll be able to see this post...
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:49 AM   #47 (permalink)
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post? what post? I don't see any post.
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:42 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I know it's that Myra in distribution... getting in to the breakroom fridge... stealing food... taking bites of things and putting them back... I've left "traps", so beware.
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Old 07-23-2008, 05:12 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Hi Myra!!! otto was just saying we have mice!
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Old 07-24-2008, 04:41 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Funny, the pest inspector said they were gone. Maybe he's in on it ...
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:08 AM   #51 (permalink)
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yeah.... he's "on it"
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Old 07-24-2008, 06:45 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Termites. Termites or else...
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:51 AM   #53 (permalink)
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(with apolgies to M.P.):

Maybe it would confuse them if we talked about them more?

-hyperglycemia and all that?
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Old 07-29-2008, 08:00 AM   #54 (permalink)
 
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oh my..the sweet nothings are stickin' inside my ear canals.
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Old 07-29-2008, 10:17 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2008, 12:43 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Im telling you, I think they already know.

Be careful how you phrase things.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:04 PM   #57 (permalink)
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You have to be the sky blue or you can't blow through it.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:10 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Different battle, same message: mums the word...say no more




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Old 07-29-2008, 01:59 PM   #59 (permalink)
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BN, you got the photo but the wrong message! I hope they don't find out.

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Old 07-30-2008, 06:27 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Get thee behind me,
I will be thy shield, my goddess!
Don't look, it might hurt.
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Old 07-30-2008, 06:31 AM   #61 (permalink)
 
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I will be gentle...
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Old 07-30-2008, 07:08 AM   #62 (permalink)
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It feels really good!
Can we, maybe, do it more?
I won't misname my penis.

(NASCAR was wrong)
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Old 07-30-2008, 07:13 AM   #63 (permalink)
 
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"What's worse than being talked about?," we ask...

I KNOW they are talkin' 'bout us...

we been askin' for it.

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Old 07-30-2008, 07:23 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I'm still convinced talking about them more might confuse them.
Witness what has happened, before it's too late.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:06 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I've added flies to the yogurt and resealed the package... we'll see who's been raiding the break room fridge.
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Old 08-05-2008, 06:10 AM   #66 (permalink)
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There was something crunchy in that last bite.
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They ain't been talkin'.

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Old 08-05-2008, 07:06 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Are your ears warm?
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:46 AM   #68 (permalink)
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No, but tongues are wagging fragrantly flagrant.

What happened to those onions? And who knows?
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Old 08-05-2008, 09:46 AM   #69 (permalink)
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...and that's how a bill becomes a law!
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:46 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:13 AM   #71 (permalink)
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Eternal torment
cannot match the grace of life,
so I must thank you!
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:46 AM   #72 (permalink)
 
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When the cat's away...
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Old 08-06-2008, 06:33 PM   #73 (permalink)
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steal their plants and tin-foil their work-station...
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Old 08-07-2008, 05:29 AM   #74 (permalink)
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and shrink-wrap their PCs...
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:42 AM   #75 (permalink)
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hide their push-pins and staples
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:52 AM   #76 (permalink)
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By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:07 AM   #77 (permalink)
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By now you all got the PM sent earlier today so you know what to do next.
I think so, Brain, but where am I going to find a live chicken, a roll of duct tape, and 30 feet of garden hose at this time of night?

/ NARF!
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:12 AM   #78 (permalink)
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shhhh, they might be listening. Just do it and meet me as we planned...bring two chickens.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:47 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Ah yes... The classic "Stautzenberger's Enigma" maneuver.

...excellent
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:52 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Damn! I'm sorry, I fried the chickens. Will pork rinds do?
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