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BadNick · 07-02-2009, 08:24 PM

tin is a wonderful metal, though I would humbly offer some gold foil since it has such a rich color. If you look into it you can see yourself smiling.

uncle phil · 07-03-2009, 02:20 AM

hope it's a quiet smile...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-03-2009, 10:30 AM

Yeah, but I've always been noisy.

BadNick · 07-07-2009, 05:51 AM

...so how's the Western Front doin' now adays?

Tophat665 · 07-07-2009, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

...so how's the Western Front doin' now adays?

Same old same old. Watching what I eat. Excercizing. You know, battling the bulge.

uncle phil · 07-07-2009, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

You know, battling the bulge.

eat "nuts..."

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-07-2009, 03:07 PM

Consider me a squirrel.
I hate squirrels.

uncle phil · 07-07-2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

eat "nuts..."

Battle of the Bulge - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-08-2009, 04:39 PM

(Heh)

I can't believe you said that.

uncle phil · 07-09-2009, 03:24 AM

i didn't say it, mcauliffe did...

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-09-2009, 05:20 AM

So, how are the kids?

uncle phil · 07-09-2009, 05:32 AM

they're eating ivy...

wouldn't you?

BadNick · 07-09-2009, 05:49 AM

Though it suppresses extraneous noises and helps us keep quieter, I've come to hate English Ivy, at least in my garden and wherever it creeps upward on my property. I rip out every little sprig of it I find so as to give my beloved pachysandra a better chance...so the pachy has now taken over their areas, to my liking. mums the word

uncle phil · 07-09-2009, 12:54 PM

mares eat oats, but they chew a little noisily for this thread...

Tophat665 · 07-09-2009, 12:58 PM

Wasn't Achillie D'Ivee the Mayor of East Doats?

uncle phil · 07-10-2009, 02:44 AM

i think that was east jesus...

BadNick · 07-14-2009, 10:26 AM

i haven't heard them in a while...maybe they left

uncle phil · 07-14-2009, 05:32 PM

they could be hiding behind the trees, listening to our very whispers...

(the "v" in my keyboard is sticking...i think i chortled some cream sherry onto it the other night...don't tell anybody...)

BadNick · 07-14-2009, 05:54 PM

i need a good chortle...but a quiet one.

kramus · 07-14-2009, 09:46 PM

he who laughs last

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-15-2009, 11:46 AM

They give me the creeps, so I win.
...
Did I tell you I'm drving through Wisconsin this weekend?

uncle phil · 07-15-2009, 01:47 PM

miss daisy?

BadNick · 07-15-2009, 04:25 PM

say cheese

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-18-2009, 08:49 AM

Cheese & onion rings.

ring · 07-19-2009, 06:37 AM

Curdling scream.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 06:48 AM

The ice came flying; we cringed away, & washed it down with a little Ample Heine.

Fly · 07-19-2009, 08:11 AM

i know a girl with an ample heiny........but i never tell her

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 08:54 AM

The last time I came here was weeks ago.

ring · 07-19-2009, 11:21 AM

Shush, little baby, don't say a word.
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring

And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat

And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 11:59 AM

Sorry, I dozed off for a moment.

ring · 07-19-2009, 12:20 PM

You Emo Bitch.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 01:40 PM

Eat my head.

Fly · 07-19-2009, 03:02 PM

blow is just a figure of speech isn't it?

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 03:19 PM

I thought "blow" meant something else, my love.

kramus · 07-19-2009, 05:45 PM

for some reason I think of a cock tiller . . .

cockapiller_by_imamon

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-20-2009, 04:47 AM

Did I tell you about how she woke me up this morning?

uncle phil · 07-20-2009, 12:41 PM

hope it was silently; damn things are everywhere anymore...

ring · 07-20-2009, 05:28 PM

Sweet Jane Infante.

YouTube - Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 07:27 AM

If you thought that was going to distract them, you might be right.

Another donut?

ring · 07-21-2009, 08:47 AM

I ate the sprinkled one.

07-03-2009, 02:20 AM	#322 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hope it's a quiet smile... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-03-2009, 10:30 AM	#323 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Yeah, but I've always been noisy. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-07-2009, 03:07 PM	#327 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Consider me a squirrel. I hate squirrels. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-08-2009, 04:39 PM	#329 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(Heh) I can't believe you said that. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-09-2009, 03:24 AM	#330 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i didn't say it, mcauliffe did... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-02-2009, 08:24 PM	#321 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	tin is a wonderful metal, though I would humbly offer some gold foil since it has such a rich color. If you look into it you can see yourself smiling.

07-07-2009, 05:51 AM	#324 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...so how's the Western Front doin' now adays?

07-09-2009, 05:20 AM	#331 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	So, how are the kids? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-09-2009, 05:32 AM	#332 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	they're eating ivy... wouldn't you? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-09-2009, 05:49 AM	#333 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Though it suppresses extraneous noises and helps us keep quieter, I've come to hate English Ivy, at least in my garden and wherever it creeps upward on my property. I rip out every little sprig of it I find so as to give my beloved pachysandra a better chance...so the pachy has now taken over their areas, to my liking. mums the word

07-09-2009, 12:54 PM	#334 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	mares eat oats, but they chew a little noisily for this thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 07-10-2009 at 02:43 AM..

07-09-2009, 12:58 PM	#335 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Wasn't Achillie D'Ivee the Mayor of East Doats? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-10-2009, 02:44 AM	#336 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i think that was east jesus... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-14-2009, 10:26 AM	#337 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	i haven't heard them in a while...maybe they left

07-14-2009, 05:32 PM	#338 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	they could be hiding behind the trees, listening to our very whispers... (the "v" in my keyboard is sticking...i think i chortled some cream sherry onto it the other night...don't tell anybody...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-19-2009, 06:37 AM	#345 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Curdling scream.

07-14-2009, 05:54 PM	#339 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	i need a good chortle...but a quiet one.

07-15-2009, 11:46 AM	#341 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	They give me the creeps, so I win. ... Did I tell you I'm drving through Wisconsin this weekend? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-15-2009, 01:47 PM	#342 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	miss daisy? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-15-2009, 04:25 PM	#343 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	say cheese

07-18-2009, 08:49 AM	#344 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Cheese & onion rings. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 06:48 AM	#346 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The ice came flying; we cringed away, & washed it down with a little Ample Heine. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 08:11 AM	#347 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i know a girl with an ample heiny........but i never tell her __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2009, 08:54 AM	#348 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The last time I came here was weeks ago. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 11:21 AM	#349 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Shush, little baby, don't say a word. Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring And if that diamond ring turns brass, Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass And if that looking glass gets broke, Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat And if that billy goat won't pull, Mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull And if that cart and bull turn over, Mama's going to buy you a dog named Rover. And if that dog named Rover won't bark, Mama's going to buy you a horse and cart. And if that horse and cart fall down, You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

07-19-2009, 11:59 AM	#350 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sorry, I dozed off for a moment. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 12:20 PM	#351 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	You Emo Bitch.

07-19-2009, 01:40 PM	#352 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Eat my head. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 03:02 PM	#353 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	blow is just a figure of speech isn't it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-19-2009, 03:19 PM	#354 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I thought "blow" meant something else, my love. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-20-2009, 04:47 AM	#356 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Did I tell you about how she woke me up this morning? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-20-2009, 12:41 PM	#357 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hope it was silently; damn things are everywhere anymore... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2009, 07:27 AM	#359 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	If you thought that was going to distract them, you might be right. Another donut? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 08:47 AM	#360 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I ate the sprinkled one.