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Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 10:00 AM

Can I eat the other two?

BadNick · 07-23-2009, 07:08 AM

I try to chew quietly, but sometimes I just can't chew with my mouth closed.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-30-2009, 10:52 AM

Flying by me, they appeared to be enjoying their donuts.

ring · 07-30-2009, 11:03 AM

Speak up! I can't hear you over their damn sirens!

uncle phil · 07-30-2009, 12:22 PM

let's pour hot wax in their ears...

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-02-2009, 05:42 AM

Getting arrested for domestic abuse wouldn't help. Let's order some take-out.

ring · 08-02-2009, 02:45 PM

Foreign abuse arrests our waiting time in line.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-06-2009, 05:56 AM

There just aren't enough accidents.

uncle phil · 08-06-2009, 06:06 AM

we're just quietly waiting for them to happen...

Tophat665 · 08-06-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

There just aren't enough accidents.

That Depends.

ottopilot · 08-18-2009, 09:19 PM

remember, safety is no accident... avoid safety at all costs.

BadNick · 09-04-2009, 09:59 AM

ok, I can't shut up any longer! are they still around?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-04-2009, 10:21 AM

Yeah. Let's talk about some lottery somewhere as if it matters. That's sure to confuse them.

BadNick · 09-04-2009, 11:08 AM

reading is quiet...I can do that The Lottery--Shirley Jackson

Fly · 09-04-2009, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

That Depends.

do you think that "they" know that you're 40 now,and are soon to be "in" depends?

ring · 09-04-2009, 04:26 PM

Talk to my mind,
not to my hand.

eye to eye,
face to face.

The best god damn place.

BadNick · 09-04-2009, 04:38 PM

good idea, ring. If they show up again I'm gonna stare 'em down...quietly though.

uncle phil · 09-04-2009, 04:46 PM

/me tries to do the "hairy eyeball" thing...

ring · 09-04-2009, 04:50 PM

Apply some hair of the dog, and try again.

BadNick · 09-04-2009, 04:56 PM

shhh...but quietly riddle me this: don't some dogs have hair, others fur? why?

"furry eyeball"?

uncle phil · 09-05-2009, 01:52 AM

/me sees all...

ring · 09-07-2009, 06:04 PM

Eyes speak louder than words.

Tophat665 · 09-07-2009, 06:09 PM

Sometimes they bite too.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-08-2009, 10:29 AM

Did you see that big spider in the corner?

uncle phil · 09-08-2009, 11:06 AM

/me whispers, "eeekk!!!"

ring · 09-08-2009, 11:23 AM

Made ya' look.

uncle phil · 09-08-2009, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ring

Made ya' look.

turkey...small turkey...

Tully Mars · 09-08-2009, 03:46 PM

I see nothing, NOTHING!

BadNick · 09-08-2009, 07:11 PM

there's more than one way to defend ourselves

Ourcrazymodern? · 10-02-2009, 01:25 PM

Call 911! Call 911!

(You can bet they won't respond: 500 to 1?)

07-21-2009, 10:00 AM	#361 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Can I eat the other two? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-30-2009, 10:52 AM	#363 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Flying by me, they appeared to be enjoying their donuts. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-30-2009, 12:22 PM	#365 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	let's pour hot wax in their ears... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-02-2009, 05:42 AM	#366 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Getting arrested for domestic abuse wouldn't help. Let's order some take-out. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-06-2009, 05:56 AM	#368 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	There just aren't enough accidents. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-23-2009, 07:08 AM	#362 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I try to chew quietly, but sometimes I just can't chew with my mouth closed.

07-30-2009, 11:03 AM	#364 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Speak up! I can't hear you over their damn sirens!

08-02-2009, 02:45 PM	#367 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Foreign abuse arrests our waiting time in line.

08-06-2009, 06:06 AM	#369 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	we're just quietly waiting for them to happen... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-18-2009, 09:19 PM	#371 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	remember, safety is no accident... avoid safety at all costs. __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

09-04-2009, 09:59 AM	#372 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	ok, I can't shut up any longer! are they still around?

09-04-2009, 10:21 AM	#373 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Yeah. Let's talk about some lottery somewhere as if it matters. That's sure to confuse them. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-04-2009, 11:08 AM	#374 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	reading is quiet...I can do that The Lottery--Shirley Jackson

09-04-2009, 04:26 PM	#376 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Talk to my mind, not to my hand. eye to eye, face to face. The best god damn place.

09-04-2009, 04:38 PM	#377 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	good idea, ring. If they show up again I'm gonna stare 'em down...quietly though.

09-07-2009, 06:09 PM	#383 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Sometimes they bite too. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-08-2009, 03:46 PM	#388 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	I see nothing, NOTHING! __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

09-04-2009, 04:46 PM	#378 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me tries to do the "hairy eyeball" thing... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2009, 04:50 PM	#379 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Apply some hair of the dog, and try again.

09-04-2009, 04:56 PM	#380 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	shhh...but quietly riddle me this: don't some dogs have hair, others fur? why? "furry eyeball"?

09-05-2009, 01:52 AM	#381 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me sees all... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-07-2009, 06:04 PM	#382 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Eyes speak louder than words.

09-08-2009, 10:29 AM	#384 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Did you see that big spider in the corner? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-08-2009, 11:06 AM	#385 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me whispers, "eeekk!!!" __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-08-2009, 11:23 AM	#386 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Made ya' look.

09-08-2009, 07:11 PM	#389 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	there's more than one way to defend ourselves

10-02-2009, 01:25 PM	#390 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Call 911! Call 911! (You can bet they won't respond: 500 to 1?) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT