Tophat665

Haiku? Ah. So desu. Wakaremasen.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

(except for our good friend Ocm) Haiku to me usually means sushi...notice how "sushi" has that repetitive "shhhhh.." sound. So before they hear us, STFU folks!!! ...chew quietly....

ottopilot

Man... I thought you guys were talking about that Japanese girl named Kumiko.

Shhh... here she comes.... "Hi Ku"!

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

BadNick

Ku...Koo?

...if Koo Stark heard this, she'd think we were talking about her...and I am...shhhhhhh.

PS: of course I'd post of pic of Koo, but it would be too noisey...shhhhhh.

uncle phil

koo stop...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

girldetective

Did you hear that? Was that an almost sneeze above us?

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As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...be cheerful; strive for happiness - Desiderata

ring

My right ear is very warm.

I did fall asleep on the heating pad,
while dreaming a lyric.

"Always thought that I'd be an apostle,"
forward to....


"still talk about us when we die."

Too bad you need 3-D life to play the telephone game.

ottopilot

psst... would you like to borrow my 3-D glasses?

3D ring.jpg

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

BadNick

Don't tell them, but as I was sneaking back in here you'll never guess who I saw outside!...yes

uncle phil

then he did leave the building...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

Yep. I took him out for a drink at Moe's.

But let's keep this on the down low, eh?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Fly

actually,the voices in my head,want you all to shut the fuck up.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

Marilyn was funny the other day, wasn't she?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Fly

she was.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

should have heard what her therapist whispered about her over in the canteen...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Lucky it's pretty quiet in here, since I don't even want to hear that shit...the visual and tactile facts are all I need and I'll make up the rest.

uncle phil

"see me, feel me, touch me, heal me?"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

Don't tell anyone, but I'm the pinball wizard 'round here.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

and i'm uncle ernie...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

Before other characters are taken I'll stake my claim.

I am the Acid Queen...which I feel perfectly comfortable being since I'm so confident in my manhood

Some other Characters
Tommy Walker: The main character of the story, from whom the album gets its name.
Captain Walker: Tommy's father.
Mrs. Walker: Tommy's mother.
The Lover: a romantic partner of Tommy's mother. (Uncle Frank)
Uncle Ernie: Tommy's "wicked uncle", a pedophile.
Cousin Kevin: Tommy's cousin, the "school bully". He bullies Tommy when left at home with him.
The Hawker: The leader of a cult religion, where Tommy's mother takes him in hope for a cure for his affliction.
Local Lad: The reigning champion of a pinball tournament, until Tommy defeats him and takes the title of "Pinball Wizard".
The Acid Queen (AKA "The Gypsy"): A prostitute who deals in hallucinogenic substances and attempts to heal Tommy.
The Doctor: A doctor who attempts to heal Tommy and finds out that his disabilities are mental rather than physical.
Sally Simpson: One of Tommy's "disciples".

jewels

Who?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

uncle phil

peter?

keith?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

I dunno. Everyone seems to have buttoned up on the matter.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

ottopilot

Uncle Frank

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

jewels

Hey, why you talkin' about my alter ego that way?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Tophat665

Quick, everybody stand around him, and someone dart in and fix his zipper.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

don't forget those sound-deadening kneepads...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

And don't forget to tuck him back in first, or all the sound deadening in the world won't be enough.

__________________
Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Ourcrazymodern?

Talking about them is the only activity that can possibly save
the rest of us.
My fear of them is only echoing; hell, "they" aren't even here.

IJUHP!
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(2nd attenpt)

(Whispered) Talking about them more is the only activity which can save the rest of us.
Hell, "they" aren't here, anyway.

IJUHP!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

BadNick

CONGRATULATIONS and keep up the good work!!! i'm being quiet as a mouse....shhh.

jewels

Thankfully it's nice and quiet here ...

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Tophat665

man, what is that smell?
silent but deadly.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

BadNick

...something's fishy in here

ottopilot

Steve must be on day 6 of his 5-day-pad... if you know what I'm sayin.


5daypad.jpg

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

ring

Pssst! Who IS that cool chillin' cat in the corner?



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Okay, now everyone is lookin' and will soon be talking about my lack of subtlety,
(not to mention my computer skills.)

Tophat665

Must be some sort of Links.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Ourcrazymodern?

Links is a word with multiple meanings...maybe I'll go link up with them and find out if they"re willing to negotiate.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

Docking by the sit of the bay....

shhhh...honey, we Are in the library,

stifling our giggles could have re- percusssions.

Ourcrazymodern?

'taint like you didn't warn me, but I didn't know how many giggles could be crammed into an hour.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

..like..how many giggling dancing angels can you cram into a phone booth?