Shell

...amonkie's probably right. I think your in the nether regions...i mean netherlands.

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raj

hi this is raj new on tfp

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how's it work

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we are liked by those whom we take interest in

Shell

...hello raj and welcome! You are working it just right...now just make a guess as to where you might think uncle phil is. We've narrowed it down to somewhere in western Europe and not a landlocked country...but not touching the Mediterranean.

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uncle phil

amy - no

nick - no

shell - no

raj - welcome to the asylum; to enter, you must tell us how many testicles are on an octopus...

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BadNick

"...testicles..on an octopus..." = balls so maybe close to the Baltics


unc, are you in Poland?

uncle phil

nope...

(but my grandparents were...)

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BadNick

OK..you must be in Finland or Sweden. Right?

uncle phil

right...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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BadNick

Sweden?

...the Poland thing...now I gotta get some pierogies for lunch

uncle phil

nope...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

I'm jones'ing for a "yes"

unc, are you in Finland? ...ps: I had beef lo mein for lunch

uncle phil

yes, i'm a city in finland...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

is where you are related to the Bronze Medal winning men's and/or women's hockey teams?

uncle phil

a total of five members of the two teams were born here...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shell

Turku?

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uncle phil

oh shit, shell got it right off the bat (stick?)...

you go, girl...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Shell

awww...nick did all the work...you sure you aren't somewhere IN Turku?

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BadNick

go Shell! Snatching victory from the jaws of da feet ...I mean those toes sticking out of your bubble bath

Shell

...okay, let me towel off, dress, and board my flight

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Shell

...on second thought I think I'm going to stay in the tub and soak a while...I'm transferring my first class boarding pass to you, Nick. I know, no transfers allowed but just tuck a fragrant and pretty frangipani in your hair like mine and security will never know. All the free cocktails you want and a choice of 3 gourmet meals. You know you want to say "yes"

...i'll jump in from time to time but just
can't spend consistent time on it right now

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BadNick

OK, I'll take up the gauntlet, but only because that frangipani will go well with my new outfit.

As soon as I figure out a good place to be, I'll report back.

BadNick

report: where in the world am I?

uncle phil

in an island nation?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

not an island nation, but sort of an island in a strange way

uncle phil

SH?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Leto

australia?

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Shell

...is it a man-made island? ...kinda like the one centered in a Brazilian spa resort?

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Tully Mars

EH?

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BadNick

yes

no

no

Shell, I hope you're properly grounded so you don't get an electric shock while browsing the net in your tub! In case you need help, please note that I make house calls and I know how to spell "electricity" and I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express once

yes

Shell

...i've never heard it referred to as a "proper grounding"...but certainly sounds like just what I need...you don't happen to wear a tool belt when you make housecalls do you?

...are you somewhere that touches the Indian Ocean?

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BadNick

Shell,
over the years I've noticed how so many women seem attracted to "plumber's butt"



but my tool belt area is more delicate and refined since we are working with electrons and charged particles...batteries always included....more like this one:



...please excuse the green paint but she was finger-painting prior to inspecting my tools

No, not someplace touching (< I'm getting to like that word) the Indian Ocean.

PS: other than the above "no" nothing else I said is a clue.

uncle phil

in indonesia?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

no

Shell

...female plumbers have the same dilemma
...new zealand?

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BadNick

yes! ....I mean no, I mean not New Zealand ...whew!

Shell

...but...but

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...eastern portion of Africa?

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uncle phil

rhodesia?

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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

amonkie

Papa New Guinea?

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BadNick

Shell, unc, and amonkie ...no no no

remember I said it was sort of an island in a strange way

uncle phil

antarctica?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.