Shell,
over the years I've noticed how so many women seem attracted to "plumber's butt"
but my tool belt area is more delicate and refined since we are working with electrons and charged particles...batteries always included....more like this one:
...please excuse the green paint but she was finger-painting prior to inspecting my tools
No, not someplace touching (< I'm getting to like that word) the Indian Ocean.
PS: other than the above "no" nothing else I said is a clue.