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Old 03-12-2008, 07:05 AM   #81 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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we live here

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Old 03-12-2008, 11:13 AM   #82 (permalink)
 
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Yes we do

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Old 03-12-2008, 11:30 AM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:49 PM   #84 (permalink)
 
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spice-traders are well travelled....
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:09 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:43 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2008, 07:06 PM   #87 (permalink)
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My sister looks like that Ashley Alexandra Dupre, but she would not fuck the governor of NY.
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:20 PM   #88 (permalink)
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.............or however the hell you spell it.
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Old 03-13-2008, 10:43 AM   #89 (permalink)
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Leave some for us, Fly. I'm thirsty, too.

PS: yesterday morning/early afternoon I was downtown Philadelphia getting my boy a passport. He said he's thirsty so I suggest we step into Eulogy Belgian Tavern at 2nd & Chestnut ...place doesn't open til 5pm!
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:01 AM   #90 (permalink)
 
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It is 50 degrees Fahrenheit.. where I live.
I cannot remember the last time it has been this warm...I'm dizzy.

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Old 03-13-2008, 11:21 AM   #91 (permalink)
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It's never too early for some sunblock.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:56 PM   #92 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 03-15-2008, 02:57 PM   #93 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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The face of the wind will not stop me.

Er...I meant,

Liquidity is wholesome.
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Old 03-16-2008, 05:35 PM   #94 (permalink)
 
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Satiated.
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Old 03-17-2008, 08:14 AM   #95 (permalink)
Crazy
 
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Guinness is good for you.
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Old 03-17-2008, 09:03 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Water is invigorating.
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Old 03-17-2008, 10:56 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Gasoline is expensive.
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Old 03-18-2008, 02:41 AM   #98 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-18-2008, 03:16 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Breakfast is essential.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:35 AM   #100 (permalink)
 
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The first might never be last and those that last might never get any sleep.

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Old 03-18-2008, 11:48 AM   #101 (permalink)
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right now:

http://www.peterrussell.com/Odds/WorldClock.php
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-18-2008, 07:37 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:15 AM   #103 (permalink)
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I don't have an uncle phil. Joe, Frank, Ed, Walt, Milan, Oscar yes, but no phil.
Uncle Phil has you, though.
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Old 03-20-2008, 07:39 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Sorry, U.P. is too late, Cher told me she got me, babe

I mentioned this in the longest thread but then realized it is a truth that I feel compelled to put in this thread, plus I like the extra milage I'm getting out of it:

$12391 is not what it used to be

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Old 03-20-2008, 04:36 PM   #105 (permalink)
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/me never had a badnick...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-20-2008, 09:58 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I've been had.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:45 AM   #107 (permalink)
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violets are purple...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:52 AM   #108 (permalink)
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But some spray paint could make them yellow ...
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:24 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Assuming for a moment that we don't spray paint them,
roses are red, violets are blue
some roses are yellow
some roses are pink
some roses are white
violets are sort of purplish blue
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Old 03-22-2008, 02:32 AM   #110 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 03-22-2008, 03:52 AM   #111 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I don't know any.
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Old 03-22-2008, 05:36 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Splenda is yellow?
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:13 AM   #113 (permalink)
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An interesting truth from Bash.org:
Quote:
Originally Posted by IronChef Foicite
well, there's a lot of reasons
i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
and that's if you leave them in water
and they really only exist to be pretty
so that's like saying
"my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
but a potato!
potatos last for fucking ever, man
in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
that part alone makes it a good symbol
but there's more!
there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:49 AM   #114 (permalink)
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darling, I love you, here's a dozen potatoes for Valentine's Day.
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Old 03-22-2008, 08:53 AM   #115 (permalink)
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sugar is sweet...
and so's maple syrple...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:54 PM   #116 (permalink)
 
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I am ourcrazymodren?'s crazy quilt.
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Old 03-23-2008, 02:27 AM   #117 (permalink)
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if the map doesn't agree with the ground, the map is wrong...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 03-23-2008, 04:01 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:22 AM   #119 (permalink)
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uncle phil is a fan of Roger Miller..........
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Old 03-23-2008, 05:26 AM   #120 (permalink)
 
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I saw Beppe Gambetta in concert last evening, and bought two cds
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