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Old 04-26-2008, 10:06 PM   #961 (permalink)
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this thread thinks that vid is the bee's knees, and that Benny Lava is the coolest motherfu....(shut yo mouth) ever to walk the face of this Earth...



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Old 04-27-2008, 09:22 AM   #962 (permalink)
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Totally immerse yourself in the wonderful truth that is Benny Lava ...if you call this thread's cell phone, you will here it's newly acquire Benny Lava ringtone: http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:437472/
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:17 PM   #963 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:53 PM   #964 (permalink)
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This thread knows where Carmen Sandiego is...
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:09 PM   #965 (permalink)
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This thread always knew where Carmen Sandiego was.

This thread has been onto both her and Waldo's game for quite some time.
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:32 AM   #966 (permalink)
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This thread has an amazing ringtone featuring a Benny Lava-Carmen Sandiego duet.
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:31 AM   #967 (permalink)
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this thread did not lose waldo...
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:47 AM   #968 (permalink)
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this thread is where waldo is hiding from chuck norris
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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:11 AM   #969 (permalink)
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57 skirts have not been blown off in vain.

This thread can hope.
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:01 PM   #970 (permalink)
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this thread had a wet dream today
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:28 PM   #971 (permalink)
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This thread is still sticky...and likes it.
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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:20 AM   #972 (permalink)
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This thread has Sticky Fingers ...
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:40 AM   #973 (permalink)
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this thread loves the rolling stones...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:29 AM   #974 (permalink)
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this threads youngest is sick this morning......so this thread has a day off of work.
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:30 AM   #975 (permalink)
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Though it sometimes has healing properties, this thread cannot prescribe beer as a remedy to a minor.
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:15 AM   #976 (permalink)
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This thread just had a successful first interview with a large petroleum company and is looking forward to (crosses fingers) future employment with them
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:49 PM   #977 (permalink)
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This thread hopes that blahblah454 will lower my price for gas and oil. Good luck with your potential employment make sure you don't tell them you're in the Witness Protection Program here.
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:30 PM   #978 (permalink)
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this thread doesn´t talk about being in the witness protection programme
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:23 PM   #979 (permalink)
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This thread might need a bit of protection.
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:48 PM   #980 (permalink)
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this thread wants to see some big titties
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Old 04-29-2008, 09:14 PM   #981 (permalink)
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this thread mutters: "The first rule of this thread, is that you dont talk about this thread"
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 04-30-2008, 12:32 AM   #982 (permalink)
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This thread knows there's a time to speak softly and a time to make noise.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:42 AM   #983 (permalink)
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what you see in this thread stays in this thread...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:44 AM   #984 (permalink)
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and, what happens in this thread stays in this thread
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:29 AM   #985 (permalink)
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this thread is thinking "pay up, or I'm spillin' the beans"
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:18 PM   #986 (permalink)
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this thread has no morals. i might just shoot this thread.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:37 PM   #987 (permalink)
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This thread wears heavy armor.
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Old 04-30-2008, 10:52 PM   #988 (permalink)
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this thread thwarted its own dastardly deeds
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 05-01-2008, 03:39 AM   #989 (permalink)
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this thread is it´s own concealed weapon
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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 05-01-2008, 05:14 PM   #990 (permalink)
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This thread bears no arms except for the ones that want to go hug ring.
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Old 05-01-2008, 06:52 PM   #991 (permalink)
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This thread is happy that the authorities allow conjugal visits.
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:17 AM   #992 (permalink)
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This thread does not like James Fenimore Cooper.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:58 AM   #993 (permalink)
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this thread has heard of natty bumpo...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:03 AM   #994 (permalink)
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this thread is hates gnats...
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:33 AM   #995 (permalink)
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This thread is into Leather.
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Old 05-02-2008, 06:50 AM   #996 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:14 AM   #997 (permalink)
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This thread might enjoy "Fanny Hill".
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:52 AM   #998 (permalink)
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Hell yeah! This thread loves Ernie Kovacs, too.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:12 AM   #999 (permalink)
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evil upside down.

This thread has no strength left to avoid coming (ahem) back to its basis, which is, of course, nonsense.

999.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:20 AM   #1000 (permalink)
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This thread often forgets where it is.

One grand
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