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Old 05-02-2008, 09:48 AM   #1001 (permalink)
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ooo ooo ...palindrome

This thread is walking in boots of Spanish leather.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:51 AM   #1002 (permalink)
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What color, BadBoy? Ahem, don't you think a boot photo is in order?
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:08 AM   #1003 (permalink)
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right again, jewels. If I could find a boot photo worthy of representing the mental image I would, but since I'm stuck in the Witness Protection Program this is all I got.

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Old 05-02-2008, 01:30 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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this thread knows just what a Telefunken U-47 is...do you?
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:18 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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This thread repeats itself when under stress.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:51 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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This thread is made up of a secret blend of exotic waxes designed to make it burn slower with less drips.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:33 PM   #1007 (permalink)
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this thread just ingested a most excellent burger and ear of corn...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:40 PM   #1008 (permalink)
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This thread believes that plant & animal reproduction are intertwined, and that politics suck.
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:50 PM   #1009 (permalink)
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This thread repeats itself when under stress.
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:08 PM   #1010 (permalink)
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this thread uses carnuba wax when "polishing its shaft"
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Old 05-03-2008, 03:43 AM   #1011 (permalink)
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Ouch!

This thread grows faster than the longest one.

(Don't worry, there's no haiku in there)
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Old 05-03-2008, 05:12 AM   #1012 (permalink)
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This thread continues the growth spurt, despite the lack of good nutrition.
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Old 05-03-2008, 06:48 AM   #1013 (permalink)
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This thread repeats itself when under stress.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:04 PM   #1014 (permalink)
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This thread is relaxing; it is feeling pleasantly warm and calm; all stressful thoughts and feelings have flowed out of this threads body; this thread feels like it is floating in air.
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Old 05-03-2008, 09:13 PM   #1015 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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this threads wonderful zephyr like feeling has been interrupted by the sounds of police sirens and barking dogs.

this thread is pissed!
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 05-04-2008, 03:01 AM   #1016 (permalink)
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this thread needs some "swing oil..."
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:57 AM   #1017 (permalink)
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This thread is Z-rated for high speed driving.
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Old 05-04-2008, 05:29 AM   #1018 (permalink)
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This thread is Y-rated for stand up philosophy
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:07 AM   #1019 (permalink)
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This thread is ranked 101 in Time magazines "100 Most Influential" issue.
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Old 05-04-2008, 08:12 AM   #1020 (permalink)
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This thread always signs its paychecks, "Alan Smithee"
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Old 05-04-2008, 06:04 PM   #1021 (permalink)
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This thread took a walk earlier today and witnessed the Schuylkill River on the left, the Manayunk Canal on the right and Flat Rock Dam.




The schuylkill river
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Old 05-05-2008, 02:25 AM   #1022 (permalink)
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This thread's got the feeling something ain't right ...
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:33 AM   #1023 (permalink)
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this thread has never been accused of being uglier than a box of frogs...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-05-2008, 03:55 AM   #1024 (permalink)
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This thread has.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:39 AM   #1025 (permalink)
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this thread is back with a new attitude...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:34 AM   #1026 (permalink)
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This thread is bringing sexy back. It didn't fit properly, so it is going to be exchanged for sensual.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:14 AM   #1027 (permalink)
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This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:20 AM   #1028 (permalink)
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This thread wants to be your human blanket.

Or banquet.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:24 AM   #1029 (permalink)
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This thread has you covered and would eat you in a minute ...with mayo and roast peppers sensually dripping from your parts.
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Old 05-07-2008, 07:17 AM   #1030 (permalink)
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This thread is ready for it's debut.
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Old 05-07-2008, 07:52 AM   #1031 (permalink)
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This thread wants to ask you a personal question.
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Old 05-07-2008, 08:25 AM   #1032 (permalink)
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This thread has a jealous parasitic mutated twin that doesn't like you reading this.
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Old 05-07-2008, 08:56 AM   #1033 (permalink)
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this thread is over 20,000 years old and has suvived at least 6 ice ages
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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:52 AM   #1034 (permalink)
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This thread is still not sure why it needs protection. Anybody know?
This thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Turned out to be the Pickle King of Jersey City, and now the mob wants to rub this thread out.
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:09 PM   #1035 (permalink)
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This thread is now informed.
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:42 PM   #1036 (permalink)
 
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This thread believes in cloning, when it cogitates about there being more
Giant Hamburgers on this planet.
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:48 PM   #1037 (permalink)
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This thread digs holes on Monday and fills them back in on Thursday.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:26 PM   #1038 (permalink)
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This thread wants a pickled egg.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:52 PM   #1039 (permalink)
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this thread wants to shock the monkey
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:18 AM   #1040 (permalink)
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this thread is a former member of the band once known as .
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