uncle phil

...hanging off the rear-view mirror of the starship enterprize.


glibido is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

guypunkr

...a word you probably just made up to confuse me...

System of a Down is...

sadistikdreams

a very good band, i think.


XLG is...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

uncle phil

...an abbreviation of xenia lake, gohio.


dopeer effect is...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

guypunkr

...that feeling you get that makes you want to sleep with all of your friends after you've gotten really really drunk.

Antidisestablishmentarianism is...

aus5tin

too much to worry about.
Canada is...

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You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

guypunkr

...the wussiest country on the planet.

Yamaha acoustic guitars are...

Pheatius

best eaten with a good Chianti and fava beans.

...

The road not taken is...

guypunkr

...in quite a bit of disrepair.

Monkeys that throw poo at people are...

Conclamo Ludus

...higher evolved than we are.


People that throw poo at monkeys are...

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

guypunkr

...Gods among men.

People that throw cheese graters and monkeys are...

sadistikdreams

the chinese.

sperm is...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Meridae'n

the best type of whale.


Vegemite is...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

...best in thick layers on toast (thats right guys, the more the better. haha)


Bret Easton Ellis is...

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Ohayo!!!

Meridae'n

not much on the eye...



MSG will...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

...make you pregnant.


Sami Lukis is...

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Ohayo!!!

sadistikdreams

a weird way of spelling "Sammy Lucas".


white is...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Fremen

a lighter shade of pale.

Black is....

__________________
Google

sadistikdreams

the absence of all colour.

robins are

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

bundy

...sweet, pretty birds.


Ninjas are....

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Ohayo!!!

Meridae'n

always grumpy in the morning.


Textas are...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

bundy

...sweet smelling.


Teen movies are...

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Ohayo!!!

sadistikdreams

horrible.


vipers are...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

guypunkr

...sweet ass cars.

Ex-girlfriends are...

bundy

...shark bait (oh, shouldn´t have said that)


Sharks are...

__________________
Ohayo!!!

sadistikdreams

pretty dumb.

stripes are...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

guypunkr

...out to make people look fat.

Fat people are...

sadistikdreams

not thin.

condom is...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

guypunkr

...bad. MAKE HULK MAD!!

Super hero movies are...

sadistikdreams

too popular.

Matches are...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

guypunkr

...fun when combined with rubbing alcohol.

Third degree burns are...

Fremen

FUCKIN' PAINFUL!!

Gary Gnu is...

__________________
Google

Spinach_Indeed

Often mocked for his last name

Shingo is..

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Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

Fly

dead!!!!!

alcohol is.......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

guypunkr

...great with matches

Second Degree burns are...

Fremen

STILL VERY PAINFUL!!

Romantic novels are

__________________
Google

Fly

for women.

playboy books are......

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

sadistikdreams

for men, DUH!

california is...

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.

Fremen

slowly filling up.

Wanking is...

__________________
Google

sadistikdreams

masterbation! YAY!


Texas is...

__________________
"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.