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Old 06-30-2003, 08:40 PM   #281 (permalink)
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not a very pleasing one.

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Old 06-30-2003, 08:58 PM   #282 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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so fuckin cute.

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Old 06-30-2003, 11:32 PM   #283 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
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Anna K sitting on my face.


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Old 06-30-2003, 11:51 PM   #284 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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necessary, but icky.

Shingo is
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:29 AM   #285 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
ognihS backwards


Polar bears are...
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Old 07-01-2003, 03:13 AM   #286 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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the swallows of capistrano are...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-01-2003, 05:40 AM   #287 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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......more fun than the spitters of capistrano



the TFP is...........
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Old 07-01-2003, 05:47 AM   #288 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...the impossible dream.


the devil is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:02 AM   #289 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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a nasty motherfucker.

jesus is.........
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:35 AM   #290 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Location: in a van down by the river
.....a Mexican name


Bill Gates is.....
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Old 07-01-2003, 06:47 AM   #291 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...morally bankrupt.



My hair is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 09:37 AM   #292 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
an environment in itself!


Seasame Street is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:00 AM   #293 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: The South
no longer about educating children as much as it is a marketing scheme to sell crap to children for public television fund raising.


The trouble with Traditional Zoroastrianism is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:20 AM   #294 (permalink)
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...nobody knows what the fuck it is.


Having children is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 10:35 AM   #295 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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........the result of a broken condom




a condom is
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:19 PM   #296 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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...usually three stories high, with a garage on the lower floor.


the best beef in the world is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:20 PM   #297 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
red

Envolopes are...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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-Lin Yutang

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Old 07-01-2003, 12:41 PM   #298 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: The South
best sealed with a good lick.


Getting to the bottom of a well is...
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:48 PM   #299 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...best accomplished by finding a secret cave that connects it to both a wishing well and One-Eyed Willy's rich-stuff.



Canada is...
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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:52 PM   #300 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
the best country in the whole damned world.

Matches are...
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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
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Old 07-01-2003, 01:24 PM   #301 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Location: in a van down by the river
your face and my ass (sorry, no offence)



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Old 07-01-2003, 05:58 PM   #302 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Location: Seattle.
to be cnor.
(hahah! in your face!)

Notebooks are...
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:39 PM   #303 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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for jotting down great lines like the post cnor made.

jesters are..........
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:26 PM   #304 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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always cracking wise.

PB&J is
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:35 AM   #305 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Antarctica
bachelor sustenance.

crack cocaine is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:20 AM   #306 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
...at the very bottom of the "sustenance" chain.


dwarves are...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:20 AM   #307 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
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Location: North Bondi RSL
elite, highly trained cocaine.


Paperclips can...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:23 AM   #308 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
spring high in the air.

France is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:14 AM   #309 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
That place. No, not 'that' place, the other one.



Cigars are..
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:35 AM   #310 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
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Location: North Bondi RSL
not bad 'substitutes'.


Rain will...
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-02-2003, 04:44 AM   #311 (permalink)
Fluxing wildly...
 
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make the government shut up about low dam levels

pie is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:09 AM   #312 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
3.1415926535...




The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are...
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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Old 07-02-2003, 05:46 AM   #313 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
Old fuckers by now


Mary Poppins is..
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Old 07-02-2003, 06:26 AM   #314 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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Location: sorta kinda phila
in need of a new umbrella.


Medical insurance is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:10 AM   #315 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: The South
free if you live in Canada and not very ill.


To be immortal is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:41 AM   #316 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
...boring after 1,391 years.





Dancing on a table is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 08:48 AM   #317 (permalink)
Addict
 
Location: around the corner
great until you fall off.

Drinking too many beers is
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:06 AM   #318 (permalink)
rat
smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
 
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a sure fire way to get your ex-gf to start asking difficult questions.

Drinking too much vodka is...
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:51 AM   #319 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Location: upstate
...keeping bones far from sanity.


one of the rolling stones is...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 07-02-2003, 12:35 PM   #320 (permalink)
Modern Man
 
Location: West Michigan
...1,391 years old and still rockin'!


John Stamos is...
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