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All of the above.
You get squirmy thinking about the last time you got squirmy. |
only because I didn't get enough sleep last night.
************ take your pick but don't pick your nose ...in public. ************ The next poster has been accused of having a large nose or The next poster has been complimented for having a large nose |
Both true. I have (* glances down *) large features.
Roadkill gives you the creeping willies and/or the heebie jeebies. |
not if it might taste good.
The next poster has run over an animal with his/her car and not even stopped to render assistance, or consider a possible recipe. |
It's a lie, I tell you. Definitely false. Never hit anything, I'm not allowed. I'd have nightmares.
You've been known to lie about your age. |
True, but never believably. (How do I know so much about the Battle of Saratoga? I tell you I wuz There!)
You know many creative uses for Bisquick. |
I only use Bisquick to carry bodies to the bottom of the Hudson River.
The next poster is drinking coffee right now. |
This poster is busy getting a tad toasted at the moment.
My following fellow poster has many dreams that will come true. |
Hopefully, but doubtfully.
The next poster feels compelled to eat the stems of apples, but doesn't. |
I've never been attracted to apple stems.
The next poster has athletic conquests on his/her mind. |
Well, I did my best...
To get it back on track: Hydrogen is the lightest element we know of. Fucking dangling participles! |
false ...I've never been fucked by a dangling participle. Wait, maybe I was when I was passed out.
I think it was good for you, too. |
True, it was.
The person below me owns a mechanical pencil. |
true ...#7 lead since I like to press hard
The person below knows how to multiply two numbers on a sliderule. http://home.att.net/~elinker/sliderule.gif |
Haven't seen one of those since the third grade.
The next humanoid is a member of the Star Trek fan club. |
That idea seems rather alien to me....but possibly tasty...
The person posting next....will do as it pleases.... |
Hey, I'm no "it".
The next person is holding his/her breath in anticipation of the next leap year. |
I shall always behave and behold magic,
in the palm of my ear. You love You. |
True, I love me most of the time.
It's 6:00. |
(Edit: I forgot - I love you too.)
False. Its 6:15A and Ive just eaten a Red Vine. The person below me is under me. |
that could be fun I'm sure
The next poster will join me at the local diner in about 10min., where I'll be having creamed chipped beef on toast and home fried potatoes for breakfast, drizzled with Tabasco. Let me know what you'd like and I'll order ahead. |
And it was delish. Urp.
The next poster is already dreaming about lunch. Am I sensing a lingering culinary theme? |
True, and Im hoping for green curry at the joint next door.
Person below has summited a mountain. |
...well she was on the large pleasingly plump side, but I wouldn't call her a mountain. I like to say "zophtic".
the next poster has won #1 in a spelling bee |
:lol: How'd you know?
(I always thought it was "zaftig" ... ? ) The next poster has a runny nose. |
ahhhhchew! and luckily getting over the flu of a week or so ago. hmmm, I think you're right again, jewels, maybe zaftig is the yiddish'ish version, and I know she was of that persuasion.
The next person can't/won't scratch his/her butt in public. |
I am the Venus de Milo of public scratching. It will never happen.
I use a Mac laptop and I think the one below uses one too. |
This is so in my mind, but my laptop's a Dell. My desktop here at home is a Mac though.
The next poster has a mild hangover. |
False. I only drink on occasion, and I'm rarely drunk.
The person below chuckles to themselves when reading "The Rape of the Lock." |
The last time I chuckled reading a title was, 'Confederacy of Dunces'
The next person has at one time either washed their clothes as they took a shower..or has washed clothing in a river. |
Ive done both.
My next friend owns a dog who howls. |
ahhhh, I had to put my beloved black Lab, Dewey, down a few years ago, but he had almost 16 years of beautiful howling. At present, I have a good friend named Howell. Hi Howell!!!
Our next fellow "True or False" thread afficianado often prefers the company of cats rather than people. |
False.
I'm retarded. Blue isn't yellow. False. I'm retarded. Blue isn't yellow. |
Double jeopardy.
The next one has sang aloud "These Boots Were Made For Walking". |
I have done that while wearing those go-gos.
Next poster prefers gold over silver jewelry. |
I love gold, 18k or more has such nice heft and luxurious feel. But I never wear it, just look, hold, give as present.
I am doing it now, perhaps the next poster also did: I reset all my clocks, except my alarm clock, so now I'm late for work and typing here instead of getting dressed. |
False, but hardly.
I bet you changed your bed sheets yesterday. |
I didn't. Wish someone would, though.
Next poster had/will have a hot lunch, not a sandwich. |
sort of true. I don't like many things cold, so for lunch today I nuked a bunch of mixed type olives from the frig and ate them with Doritos and a glass of water. Yum?
The next poster agrees that soon we should have a TFP Spring Brake party in the Bahamas ..."brake" as in "stop working already and have some fun" |
True, but I forgot where the brake pedal is.
The dark provides the glow. |
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