Depends if my eyes are open or closed.

If your home were on fire, what one object (not person) would you be sure to run out with?

my pet turtle, Frankin, the largest red-eared slider in the Universe.

The Villanova Wildcats will win the basketball game I am now watching by beating those peskly Syracuse Oranges. Go Wildcats!!!

Sounds like a blood-orange fricasseed feline..who survived?

The last ten times you spoke...you told the truth.

True. I have a difficult time telling untruths.

The next poster has recently begun a new relationship.

Oh yeah...

The next poster can read the writing on the wall.

True, I do like some of the graffiti I see.

Now that we're into the first day of Spring in the Northern Hemisphere, the next person will miss Winter.

oh, probably not until about, August, when I'm prostrate and gasping
from the heat and humidity.

The next poster clings to familiarity.

What's up with your prostate? :p

Clings to familiarity? Not at all. While I do enjoy traditions and certain special things, I'm at my best when I'm challenged and things are changing.

Speaking of change, what has been the most significant change in yourself this past year or so?

Is that a True or False question? Anyway, I guess the bigger was dropping out of Grad school (with a 3.95 GPA) and starting life as a career having adult.

The person below me thinks french fries are tasty when dipped in mayo . . .

Hell, Man, aint nothin' better than Hellman's

The next poster has a special purpose.

false. i have no purpose.

the next poster prefers brie over camembert

Both are, "Stinky stinky pew pew pew."

You love to suck on lemons.

Yes, but I always sprinkle them with plenty of sugar.

The next poster hopes to get roses for Valentine's Day ...to make rose petal jam.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...epetal-jam.jpg

Rose Petal Jam
1 cup fresh rose petals (must never have been sprayed with any chemicals) 3/4 cup water
Juice of 1 lemon
2 1/2 cups sugar,
1 package pectin (ie. Sure Jell)
3/4 cup water

Puree rose petals, 3/4 cup water and lemon juice in blender until smooth. Slowly add sugar. Blend till all sugar has dissolved; (leave in blender) Stir 1 package pectin (ie. Sure Jell) into 3/4 cup water, bring to a boil, and boil hard for 1 minute. Pour mixture into blender with rose petal mixture until well blended. Do this very quickly - it sets up FAST!! Pour into baby food jars. Let set for 6 hours, till firm. Will keep one month in refrigerator. Freezes well.

I'll take the roses, without the jam, although I'd rather not wait for V-day.

Next poster prefers vanilla over chocolate.

False I'll take some vanilla with my chocolate, but I'd rather just have the chocolate.

The next poster loves their job.

yes ...to the extent that I need a job and this one is about as good as it could be. But if I hit the lottery big time, I would retire ...maybe I should buy lottery tickets.

The next poster is looking forward to May 1st to be dancing the Maypole and crowning of the May Queen.

Any excuse to dance with a pole.

You are thinking about a new hairstyle in the near future.

Now I'm sorry I'm not Polish, but I do have a lot of hair and I've been told my hairstyle is "windswept".

The next poster will be taking a "sick day" on the day after Cinco de Mayo ...which intruigingly enough is Sexto de Mayo.

False ( if by some strange happenstance that it becomes true, I'll invoke the 'dare' clause) ...and True, intriguingly.


The person below me has eaten and/or will eat a sandwich today.

How'd you know? Brought one from home.

Your coffee/tea is getting cold.

False.

It can now no longer be getting cold when it already was.

false, unless it was already at absolute zero ...now that would be iced coffee/tea.


You camped and slept overnight on a beach within the last couple years.

False however, I have camped and slept overnight a campground within the last year.

You can go two or three days with your cell phone OFF.

Not anymore, but I love when I can turn it off. The kids are out-and-about teens and my folks are getting old, so I'd rather them be able to reach me.

The next poster ate too much for lunch today. Urp.

False, I slept through lunch because I ate too much for breakfast.

Blue and orange obscure each other.

not always:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...blueorange.jpg


Ultraviolet is hotter than infrared

False??? I did a quick search on this one, and from what I found, infrared can be found in anything above absolute zero, meaning it would be part of ultraviolet, giving it it's heat, making this a trick question.

The next poster knows if my answer to the above poster's question is right.

true

If it doesn't rain tomorrow, I'll cut the grass.

False. No grass cutting for me. Yet.

You had a good night's sleep last night.

true. i was at work :)

the next poster is wondering what my job is.

False. Since you're in iceland and with all the magnets, obviously you're a refrigerator door.

The aliens who live inside the Earth will one day turn off our geothermal energy.

True, since I was at work also.


Calamata olives are delectable.

False. The aliens who live between my ears will stop them.

I'll always be a day late and a dollar short.

Indeed, calamata olives are delectable.

The next poster wishes the workday was over.

TRUE so true, it's not even funny.

The next poster has smoked Weed once (or twice).

Does a number running into the hundreds of thousands count?

I don't have to go to work tonight.

False.

The next poster likes to dive off high cliffs into cool clear water.

I do love to fantasize that Butch Cassidy and I are doing it.

The next poster is cooking up a big breakfast this morning.

False. I got up too late so I just had my nice strong mug of coffee with some pita bread and hummus and I scoop a spoon of Tuscan olive tapenade on each one ...had three.

The next poster will be celebrating Cinco de Mayo tomorrow.

False. I didn't know about it until you mentioned it, and now I have the sudden compulsion to go lunar.


The person below me does not know, nor have they ever met, a 'Melissa'.

False, I took Melissa to the prom.

The next poster has a real life.