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False. "...there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke..."
Oxygen is necessary to us. |
True, as all of us who savor the joys of oral sex will testify to.
Moisture makes the world go round. |
False. Moisture makes the world go in and out.
There's a sucker born every minute. |
false. there are roughly 250 babies born every minute and about 70% are initially breast fed.
there is such a thing as a kosher pig but the person below would not eat it anyway |
Sure I would, but I like mine smoked...maybe they were onto something?
Freedom is a good thing. |
Not just another word for 'nothin left to lose'..yes.
Honey is sweet. |
True, unless you're allergic to bees.
The world's planet rotates and revolves. |
true, does it wobble a bit too?
tolerance is gracious. |
If Buddha said it, it's true
the meek shall inherit the earth |
False- it will be tied up in probate forever.
our recyclables don't end up in India. |
True - they end up strewn about India
My dog has fleas. |
True- its how you tune a ukelele.
Trees sleep. |
True - All Winter Long.
I'd like to have her bra full of nickels. |
Probably true.
The lines we see on maps aren't really there. |
Uhh.. false, I think the printers would get fired if the lines were not on the maps.
cocoa is brown. |
False. I have no cocoa that is brown.
You would like to hear a good whistling tune when walking along the walkway, if only just once, perfectly melodic and calm. |
Yes, just once would be a powerful memory.
The person posting next loves to play. |
True, seriously
If I could see I might be dangerous. |
True....
The person posting next has had a colonoscopy |
True.....5 of them.
The next person has had a crab meat and ricotta cheese pizza. |
False. In fact, I haven't had either.
You can sink a jumpshot from the 3-point line. |
True then, not now, my nick-name was 'Lew Alcindor' in fifth grade.
you are the genius of yourself. |
True. Since I'm all I've got, I guess it's me.
The person below me is having a bad hair day. |
True, the wind is blowing like crazy here!
The person posting next has never had a cavity |
I have had many, when one gets cluttered, I move.
The pulsating viscerally covered skeleton that will type next.. wants to continue this game. |
True...6 days of neglecting this thread. Enough is enough!
the next poster will be someone I don't know from Adam. |
False, Adam's the guy with the fig leaf on his johnson. Whatever else I might be, you should be able to tell I'm not him.
Eve was framed. |
Yes, many times, think of all the different galleries she is hanging in right now.
who ever posts next likes the smell of a burnt out candle. |
I love the smell of freshly blown out candles!
The person that is going to post next is lactose intolerant |
False, I love milk!
The person below me has a post count of less than one hundred. |
True, but not on this board.
The next person to post is in Canada. |
False. About 2400 km south.
The next person to post is insane. |
so who's not?
the next person to post believes in the big bang |
I could be, if anybody offered to drive.
Capitalism works. (Uh-oh) True, I do. Capitalism works |
and I hope it gets paid for the job
glow in the dark cats are better than a flashlight |
for night crawler hunting,yes.
You would love to give someone a gift of, Bedding washed in rainwater that has fallen over the himalayas, then dried by smoke filled winds of a campfire. |
hmmm, I would like that. Nothing like rolling around on clean bedding and smelling like bbq!
The next poster still has not lived up to his/her last New Year's resolutions. |
False. I was too damn busy to make any resolutions.
The person below me owns a pair of Crocs... and loves them. |
true ...well I like them, not sure about love. Do I have to make a commitment to a shoe?
The person below me owns a pair of Uggs... and loves them. |
False! I'm a New Balance man.
The next poster has to ask every person he/she meets if they want fries with that at thier job. |
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