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False, I'm currently unemployed.
The next poster lied about their age to be allowed admittance to the forum, yet they NEVER go and chat on IRC like they're supposed to. |
Excellent. No and yes.
Our society pretends too much. |
Quote:
Blessed are the Cheesemakers. |
Truer words have never been said ...and by that I mean to include any manufacturers of dairy products.
The next poster would rather watch the hit TV show House than go out for the night with friends. |
False, but I don't have any friends. I might have lied.
We know where God went. |
He lives on cold comfort farm now, he is a Starkadder.
You would enjoy a pedicure. |
True, but my feet are embarrassed.
In the winter the days are the same length. |
The same length as what? I know my patience is shorter.
The next poster sometimes doesn't flush the toilet after peeing in order to save water. PS: after a nice pedicure, I would like a complete foot job http://www.footandbodymassagers.com/...eflexology.jpg |
If its yellow let it mellow, correct.
playing with magnets chases away boredom when nothing else will. |
tru dat. But those poor little kids who swallowed those strong magnets ...big trouble so don't eat them.
If it's brown, it goes down. |
I prefer shades of gray.
the next person in line gets fidgety when having to stand in line. |
Yes, guilty :p
The next poster is obsessed with their hair. |
Yeah, right. If you could see my hair right now... (No, my hat will not come off)
...I guess that's true. Diesel burns more cleanly than gasoline. |
If my name were Vin I would still be confused. ( I love you silly sir.)
You wear hats literally and figuratively. |
True, I wear many hats figuratively and one or two literally.
You can't fathom why people put the little stickers on rear vehicle windows shaped like sandals to indicate how many people are in the family. |
True, I think it is rather silly.
You dislike Christmas music. |
False. I loathe Christmas music to an extent verging on pathological.
You were a pig farmer in a previous life. |
true, but it was short-lived because they suffocate or drown when you bury and water them.
The next poster lies to someone about what they're really doing while posting on TFP. |
I have no need to lie.
You are frugal and sensible about monetary matters, and dislike wasting food. |
false AND true ....not frugal or very sensible but I don't like wasting food so I eat whatever is left.
You gotta believe that there's a reason that we surrender up our hearts |
True, I think it has something to do with who we are...
"I am what I am and that's all that I am" |
True, what else could I be?
You've been known to have a short fuse. |
Compared to who? In any case, I make up for it in girth.
You brush your hair with a few dozen brush strokes each day to help stimulate your hair muscles. |
I towel my short hair after a shower and then wear hats all day.
"after enlightenment, the laundry" |
Oh, that's true! I need to do laundry.
Gravity holds us down. |
Gravity keeps my food down..I would not be a happy astro for naught.
Smell is a vital sense you treasure. |
ahhh, how true, those deepest olfactory memories, I was sometimes teased about my attraction to nasal sex
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? |
I'm talking to the flowers on my wallpaper.
You have a tendency to embrace melancholia. |
True - but it's only because she gives me money.
You've been told to stop playing with it or it's going to fall off. |
No one ever told me anything would fall off for any reason.
Next person aims to drink a gallon of water per day. |
false, a gallon of H2O weighs 8.3 pounds and that would concern me.
the next person is a lighter shade of pale |
False: I am a medium shade of beige.
The following poster has a dark secret they have never told anyone. |
:expressionless:
the person posting next, has a nose for trouble. |
And it all started when my 7th grade teacher told me I was an instigator.
Next poster wears corrective lenses. |
True, I use colored contacts.
The next poster owns 2 next-gen game consoles(xbox360, ps3, or wii). |
damn, that's true. 360, and wii ...plus the old ps2
The next poster enjoyed watching the 2008 Rolex 24 Hours of Daytona as much as I did. |
What?!?
Beer is proof that God loves us. |
True, especially if you're Fly.
Wine is the nectar of the gods but the next poster drinks it anyway. |
Of course I worship myself.
sometimes you can't help but to disparage others. |
Definitely but not always proud of it.
What do you feel is the most beautiful physical thing about yourself? |
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