False... depending on my mood i put them on right first... lol

The person below me likes to frolic through fields of wildflowers.

False......frollicing is for cute girls i am a 40 year old man....


the person below me thinks boxing ( the sport) is cruel.

True. But that does't mean I won't watch Rocky.

Next person makes homemade clam chowder

False... I really don't even like clam chowder.

The person below me has an alter-ego with a kinky side...

Since nobody else seems to want to take that one I'll do it ;p :

True - but everybody does - at least that's what I keep telling myself

The person below me has trouble falling asleep.

False. On average, I fall asleep in under two minutes.

The person below me wishes they would make the leap and cancel their cable TV service.

Flase... I had that epiphany two years ago when I removed every trace of the television and its cohorts, videogames & DVDplayer.



The person below me has taken an average time of 7-9 hours replying to my post. :D

False! I guess I ruined it for you, Jets...

The person below me thinks the juice is never worth the squeeze...

So true! Don't you realize the nutrition found in all that good stuff you discard?!

The person below me giggles every time they read "below me."

true...i may be pushing 40, but i do get a chuckle every time I read, "below me".

The person below me needs to trim/pluck their eyebrows.

Good Lord, they're catterpillars!!

The person below me cannot correctly pronounce my handle.

True. I googled it, and I was pronouncing it incorrectly.

The next poster likes to wear pink.

False, except when my skin is.

The sun is our primary (ahem) benefactor.

False. Water is.


Whenever the next poster thinks of Google's drive to "index the world," it invariably ends in fretful pacing and endless hand-wringing.

True. You mean there are people who don't do that?!

The person below me wears a cape and fights crime.

False, I wear a cape and commit crime.



The person below me will say this statement is false.

Your statement is false. I actually typed it.



The person below me thinks I'm a smart ass.

Untrue

I thought that ploy was clever; TOO clever... for me to recognize it. :D


The person below me has not riden the 'L' train in NYC.

True. Never ridden any train in NYC don't even know if there is an L train.

Btw, the person below the person below baraka guru also thinks he's smart and not a smart ass for recognizing the loop-hole.

The person below me has reached enlightenment.

Not yet, but I'm still hopeful.

Detritus makes us what we are.

Ew. False. My mama did.

The person under me has alot of chest hair.

Yes, as it is a marker of a certain level of testosterone.


The person below me likes chest hair.

Waaaay false. Unless it's my own, then it's true.

The next poster has a thing for large breasts....

True, though my soon-to-be ex-wife's breasts weren't nearly so large before she'd nursed the youngest until he was five.

You would be what you are even if you tried not to.

True, I'd always be a chivalrous, self-righteous freak.

The person below me has tasted snow.

True...snow has a fresh crispness to it that can't be found anywhere else.

Death is final.

False.

Death is only another journey that needs to be made before moving on to the next one. (Also, not directly related, butpeople have died before and been resurrected, through whatever cause and means that may have transpired, it has been recorded.)


Has been escorted by at least two limousines in one's lifetime.

False.. Took a limo to McDonald's when I was a kid though..

Has masturbated in public.

True, but only for the edification of the populace. (Um...)

We appreciate jokes.

True.


Have you had coffee yet?

Only for the past three-plus decades.

When the time comes, very few of us will be prepared.

False. None of us will be prepared.

The person below me should wiggle their fanny more.

Probably True...

The person below me needs to get laid

-Will

To go so far as to say "needs"... well, it couldn't hurt to get a bit more action, and to say that I didn't want it at the moment would be untruthful...

False? or Half-truth? :oogle:


The person below me lives in the Eastern Hemisphere.

Um...(Checking the globe)...
False.

When I go to heaven, I'll be greeted by 40 sloe-eyed virgins. (Yes, I'm kidding) (I need more babies like I need to be kicked in the head)

We need to reproduce.

I don't know how to answer that one, SOME people need NOT reproduce!


The person following, has pooped their pants in their adult lifetime

True, I did it just the other day.

Sunrises are often beautiful events.

I am up and coming..Yawn..

The creature after me blows on the hot morning beverage.

False. I inhale the steam.

Minds are like vacuums.

Very true, Some times they suck when they're broken they blow!

No one is worth crying over!