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<batman> I wish I had a 250 HP lawn mower
<MSD|KindOfHere> drag race it? <batman> not a ride on mower a push mower <MSD|KindOfHere> got some trees you don't like? |
/MSD|KindOfHere> you can make most animals into pies if you can get them to stay still until the oven gets hot enough
KWSN> He told me to forcably insert it into my anus! |
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(it's a quote from Donnie Darko, cheese is just trying to take advantage of it. IT WON'T WORK.) |
KWSN is just trying to hide is flagrant homosexualtiy, Quote from donnie darko my ass! we were talking about high school Phy ed teachers
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[23:40] Cheese> herm.
[23:40] * Cheese wisheshe had enuff beer to get drunk [23:40] Cheese> mabey if i drink it all realy fast i can get drunk for a bit [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> put two drops of vodka in each eye and you'll have instant drunkenness [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> followed by not quite so instant hangover [23:41] MSD|KindOfHere> or some rum in a nasal spray bottle ... [23:42] RTW> Just get an intravenous line and pump pure ethyl alcohol into your veins... all the buzz, none of the taste [23:42] MSD|KindOfHere> WARNING: DO NOT ASK HOW I KNOW THIS. I HAVE NOT DONE ANY OF THE ABOVE |
Hahaha the forceably insert bit in Donnie Darko is the funniest bit in the whole movie.
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cheers> no!
cheers> NO SCARY MOVIE! cheers> NONE! cheese> its not fucking scary * cheers PUTS HER FOOT DOWN! Antagony> cheers: It's one of the unscariest movies one could imagine. cheers> NO PRETEND SCARY MOBIES EITHER * cheese watches the earth shudder cheers> MOVIES *** You were kicked by cheers (cheese) cheers showing how much of and eletist conspiracy this whole thing realy is :) |
Movie in Question is Evil Dead 3 : Army Of Darkness
edit: success! I got her to watch it :D |
THE GREAT LLAMA QUOTE
[13:39:36] * Snoogans is playing: Tenacious D - Jesus Ranch
[13:39:50] Spleen - jesus has a ranch? [13:40:11] Snoogans - yup [13:40:17] Snoogans - you didn't know? [13:40:26] Spleen - nope, i don't follow jesus [13:40:33] Spleen - does he raise cattle? [13:40:51] Wile_E - no llamas [13:41:06] Spleen - dang pachyderms [13:41:44] juanvaldes - llamallamallama... [13:42:08] Wile_E - sawing llaamaa [13:42:12] redravin - better then ungulates [13:42:13] Wile_E - hmm [13:42:23] Wile_E - that didn't look right.... [13:42:35] Spleen - nooo iiit diidn't [13:42:43] redravin - throw llama from the train? [13:42:53] Spleen - STOP!! or my llama will shoot! [13:43:09] juanvaldes - no....more.....bad.....movies......aghhh.... [13:43:22] Spleen - but this one had BOTH sylvester stallone and estelle getty [13:43:29] Spleen - thats a match made in heaven [13:43:32] Spleen - :P [13:43:37] juanvaldes - lol [13:43:52] juanvaldes - don't tell mom the llama is dead [13:44:07] Spleen - ooo applegate... mmm [13:44:16] Spleen - LLama, the barbarian [13:44:16] bones - jello [13:44:16] juanvaldes - she's still hot [13:44:19] juanvaldes - yo bones [13:44:27] Snoogans - hey Bones [13:44:31] Spleen - and the sequel; Llama, the destroyer [13:44:39] bones - happy bday juan [13:44:43] juanvaldes - thanks [13:44:48] Spleen - juans an old fart now? [13:44:51] juanvaldes - or just "llama" [13:44:52] Sionide - hehehe [13:44:56] juanvaldes - yeah, I'm old... [13:45:04] bones - old? i dont think so [13:45:11] juanvaldes - then "llama first blood" [13:45:29] Spleen - Llama 3: Rise of the machines [13:45:45] redravin - beneath the valley of the llama [13:45:55] Spleen - The Llama of Oz [13:46:12] bones - anyone know of a good free mp3 player (burner, make playlists, etc) [13:46:19] juanvaldes - llama powers [13:46:23] Spleen - musicmatch.com [13:46:36] juanvaldes - evil llama [13:46:37] Spleen - international llama of mystery? [13:46:43] juanvaldes - indeed [13:46:46] redravin - three men and a llama [13:46:51] juanvaldes - oh, I got cheeros to watch Evil Dead 3 :D [13:46:51] Spleen - Llama Act [13:46:55] Shokan - requiem for a llama [13:46:57] bones - lol [13:47:02] bones - silence of the llamas [13:47:03] Spleen - everyone needs to watch evil dead 3 [13:47:11] juanvaldes - she wasn't scared [13:47:16] Spleen - its not a scary movie [13:47:18] juanvaldes - she said it was stupid [13:47:18] Spleen - thats why [13:47:21] juanvaldes - yeah [13:47:21] bones - willy wonka and the llama factory [13:47:36] Spleen - umm, bones, that llama wonka and the chocolate factory [13:47:40] Spleen - get the movies right [13:47:45] bones - sorry [13:47:49] Shokan - monty python's meaning of llama [13:48:06] Shokan - monty python's search for the holy llama [13:48:09] spec - life of llama [13:48:10] bones - goodllamas [13:48:18] Shokan - the Godllama [13:48:23] Spleen - Sense and Llamability [13:48:24] bones - "ever since i was a kid, i wanted to be a llama" [13:48:36] bones - sweet home alallama [13:48:38] juanvaldes - anyone think were taking this a bit to far? [13:48:41] Shokan - Llama Horizon [13:48:46] Spleen - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Llama [13:48:48] Shokan - Freddy vs Llama [13:48:48] bones - lol [13:49:08] Spleen - no [13:49:11] Shokan - The Llama Reloaded [13:49:25] Spleen - Bill and Llama's excellent adventure [13:49:50] phredgreen - bill an ted's excellent llama [13:49:56] Shokan - the lord of the llama [13:49:57] Spleen - oops [13:49:59] bones - llama sutra [13:50:07] Shokan - Llama, Interrupted [13:50:13] bones - lol [13:50:19] bones - showllamas [13:50:21] juanvaldes - PI (staring a llama) [13:50:25] Spleen - HAH! [13:50:38] Shokan - one flew over the llama's nest [13:50:40] bones - throw llama from the the train [13:50:45] Shokan - lol [13:50:46] bones - big llama's house [13:50:46] Spleen - BOO [13:50:47] Snoogans - Mallamas [13:50:53] Hal - llama-man [13:51:02] bones - big llama's house made me laugh [13:51:03] juanvaldes - the llamam redemption [13:51:03] Shokan - Starship Llamatroopers [13:51:05] Spleen - Batman and Llama [13:51:21] juanvaldes - SLC llama [13:51:24] Hal - requiem for a llama [13:51:25] Spleen - hehehe [13:51:27] bones - weeked at llamas [13:51:33] Shokan - Star Wars : The Llama Strikes Back [13:51:40] Spleen - Gone with the Llama [13:51:43] bones - hehe [13:51:49] bones - eight llamas out [13:51:50] juanvaldes - Deepllama [13:51:53] Snoogans - Donnie Llama [13:51:54] bones - HA [13:52:05] Spleen - Llama Run [13:52:09] Hal - crouching llama, hidden ostrege [13:52:12] redravin - how green is my llama [13:52:14] bones - llama and the bandit [13:52:19] bones - fried green llamas [13:52:21] Spleen - Fried Green Llama [13:52:22] Spleen - dammit [13:52:23] bones - lol [13:52:26] bones - nice [13:52:32] Shokan - eight legged llamas [13:52:41] Hal - the fifth llama [13:52:44] bones - how did this start? [13:52:44] Snoogans - The legend of drunken llama [13:52:48] redravin - thelma and llama [13:52:50] Spleen - juan did it [13:52:57] juanvaldes - the 13th llama [13:52:58] Spleen - Jurassic Llama [13:53:03] Snoogans - I listened to Jesus ranch by Tenacious D [13:53:06] redravin - everybody points at juan [13:53:12] Spleen - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Llama [13:53:15] juanvaldes - ummm....NOT IT! [13:53:16] bones - i just listened to "im the only gay eskimp" its so funny [13:53:17] * juanvaldes runs [13:53:21] Hal - american llama in paris [13:53:30] spec - Return of the llama [13:53:32] Spleen - The Llama King [13:53:33] bones - big trouble, little llama [13:53:37] Shokan - lol' [13:53:41] Spleen - Llama Gump [13:53:47] Shokan - Llamaface [13:53:54] Spleen - Llama [13:53:55] spec - last action llama [13:53:57] Spleen - Llama [13:53:57] bones - lol [13:53:58] Hal - goldenllama [13:54:06] bones - the llamas [13:54:08] Spleen - Llama's in Black (aka, LIB) [13:54:10] redravin - hunt for red llama [13:54:14] Shokan - dr strangellama [13:54:17] spec - meet the llamas [13:54:19] bones - reservoir llamas [13:54:21] bones - pulp llamas [13:54:24] Hal - llama never dies [13:54:26] Snoogans - The hot llama [13:54:27] Spleen - Terminator 2: Llama Day [13:54:31] bones - lol [13:54:38] Shokan - the boondock llamas [13:54:39] bones - someone needs to make this thread [13:54:40] Spleen - Indiana Jones and the Last Llama [13:54:44] spec - llama brown [13:54:51] Spleen - bones - the irc thread in nonsense [13:54:56] Hal - this is good as a one-time only thing [13:54:56] redravin - the ten llamas [13:54:59] Snoogans - Chasing llama [13:55:09] Spleen - Misson: Llama [13:55:18] Hal - brotherhood of the llama [13:55:19] spec - harry potter and the sorceror's llama [13:55:26] Spleen - i did that one spec [13:55:30] spec - damn [13:55:35] Spleen - Dances with Llama's [13:55:37] Shokan - resovier llamas [13:55:38] bones - beverly hills llama [13:55:42] Hal - llama'd away [13:55:43] bones - did it shok [13:55:51] Spleen - The Llamaguard [13:55:53] bones - the llama in miss jones [13:55:54] bones - LOL [13:55:59] Spleen - hehehe [13:56:08] Spleen - Robin Hood: Prince of Llamas [13:56:09] redravin - friday the 13th part 6..the llama lives [13:56:09] Shokan - natural [13:56:10] Snoogans - beverly hills llama 2 [13:56:11] Shokan - er [13:56:14] Hal - llama confidential [13:56:16] Shokan - natural born llamas [13:56:19] bones - LOL [13:56:19] Spleen - Beauty and the Llama [13:56:21] juanvaldes - the big lebowllama [13:56:27] Spleen - LLAMAZILLA!!! [13:56:35] Hal - llama bebop [13:56:35] juanvaldes - lock stock and two smoking llamas [13:56:36] bones - llama in manhattan [13:56:39] bones - LOL [13:56:40] bones - HAHAHAHAHA [13:56:42] Snoogans - :D [13:56:46] juanvaldes - Spacellamas [13:56:50] Spleen - Theres Something About Llama [13:56:55] redravin - llama madness [13:57:02] Spleen - Planet of the Llamas [13:57:03] Hal - the last of the llamas [13:57:10] bones - from justin to llama [13:57:13] Spleen - My Big Fat Green Llama [13:57:15] Spleen - oops [13:57:19] bones - green? [13:57:19] Spleen - My Big Fat Greek Llama [13:57:28] Hal - silence of the llamas [13:57:34] Hal - (is trying to tell you something) [13:57:35] Shokan - charlie's llamas 2 : full llama [13:57:40] bones - ha [13:57:46] bones - llamas end [13:57:46] Spleen - Who Framed Roger Llama (last one) |
This may very well be the funniest thing ever written:
(Spinach_Indeed) I bought a T-shirt today from a Thrift Store that has "Bagel Time is Fun" written in big Red Letters on the front. It may be the best thing I've spent money on in the last 3 years. |
00:41 < Antagony> Hey, if I tell you guys a deep dark secret right now, would it stay inside this channel?
00:41 <%cheers> I could, ant... 00:41 <@Hal> probably not, ant 00:41 <@Hal> but you can try 00:41 <%cheers> but Hal has a point 00:41 <%cheers> what's up, anyway? 00:41 < Antagony> Hmmmm 00:41 < Antagony> Well . . . 00:41 < Antagony> Pokemon is fun. 00:41 < Antagony> There, I said it. |
[01:23] (cheers) my mom just asked me if her car missed her
[01:23] (cheers) addressing him by his given name of "Bob" |
[01:55] (HeyAgain) am i still logged on?
[01:55] (redravin) no [01:56] *** HeyAgain has quit IRC (Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 2520) [01:56] (Wile_E) I guess he believed you red |
CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING...
What's the server for #tfp!? |
This didn't happen in TFP, but I think it's funny anyway.
(By the way, the guy's not dead, and I realize that Mace is a horrible person. But it's funny) [Mace] Where's zuzu? [Nobletype] He killed himself, his mom e-mailed me. [Mace] Oh [Mace] Anyone played Splinter Cell? Edit: Stupid HTML |
22:26 <%juan> smooth man smooth
22:26 <%Spleen> i'm like exlax |
cheese - Spleen kick me
WhositsZ - ...ya * cheese was kicked by Spleen (cheese) spleen edit - made the names of who said what show up |
[21:43](jeff) has a disease (chrones?) which makes him shit a lot.
[21:44](KWSN) chrons doesn't make you shit a lot so much as collapse and die |
[16:04] <MrFlux> Listening to mp3[Incubus - I Miss You] info[02:48 44khz 128kbps Stereo]
[16:04] * Spleen licks the varnish off of: Blumchen - Boomerang (Boomerang in Der Luft Mix) (160kbps) [3:13/3:48] [16:04] <Spleen> my blumchen attacks your incubus for 30hp [16:04] <cheers> LOL [16:05] <MrFlux> hrhrhr [16:05] <MrFlux> hurhurhur [16:05] <MrFlux> rather [16:05] <Hal> My Covenant casts "Tour de Force" on your Blumchen and blows it out of the battlefield. [16:05] <ogre840> U key stop working? [16:05] * Spleen resurrects his blumchen with a bicycle of life [16:05] * Spleen licks the varnish off of: Blumchen - Bicycle Race (on the Air Mix) (160kbps) [0:57/3:50] [16:05] <MrFlux> no ogre840, my mind did [16:05] <ogre840> well my dwarven ogre barbarian flies into rage and kills you all [16:06] <Spleen> shazzap ogre [16:06] <Spleen> follow the rules [16:06] * MrFlux summons an ogre840 to attack Hal's Convenant [16:06] <ogre840> ohh dont worry my mind quits all too often [16:06] * ogre840 roars [16:06] * ogre840 attacks and goes for the jugular [16:06] <Hal> my Covenant casts 'Riot' to slow down the ogre840 [16:07] <ogre840> quick someone cast quiet on that riot [16:07] <Spleen> hehehe [16:07] * Spleen bangs his head [16:07] * MrFlux casts Zoot Suit on ogre840.... now he's Zoot Suit Rioting [16:07] * Hal summons his Icon of Coil which casts You Just Died on the ogre840 [16:08] * Spleen points and laughs at the dead zootsuited ogre [16:08] <ogre840> ooooooooohh i... i just died in your arms tonight |
This isn't from #tfp, but it's still good.
(KWSN) I'm seeing Opeth in 2 days. I need to STOP LISTENING TO EMO. (KWSN) it would be bad to walk into an Opeth concert an an emo mood (teedz) listening to emo is like smoking (KWSN) teedz: it gives you lung cancer? |
[15:08] <bones> ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
[15:08] <bones> IM ON FIRE! [15:08] *** bones (Bones@c-67-163-88-157.client.comcast.net) Quit |
(KWSN) OWW
(KWSN) brb, I think I broke my nose |
I dunno guys, the one and two-liners aren't doing it for me...
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talking about female breasts:
Hanxter> it's like the little bumps around their nipples Hanxter> it's braille for lick here Suviko> hanxter: ever looked your own? what do they spell out? Suviko> "no milk"? :) Hanxter> "lower" |
OMG that llama thing had me nealy thow up my dinner.
But i have to a few more Attack of the killer llamas The Toxic llama and waht about TV shows LLamas in charge Welcome back llama Llama springer the goes on and on |
[14:54] * Spinach_Indeed has sex with Spinach|Babble
[14:54] <gov135|TFP> who's on top? [14:55] <Spinach_Indeed> Doggy Style. Babble recieving. Becuase he's a slut. [14:55] *** Spinach|Babble (~Robinhood@ip-207-42-62-111.kerrlake.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds) [14:55] <phredgreen> i guess he didn't appreciate that |
Peetster> I'm looking for today's hoax.
phernandoverde> umm... phernandoverde> press alt-f4 for free ops * Peetster has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.bocazas.com a webchat for you :)) |
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cheers|lunch~ man, I worked a 5 foot tall 8 foot long cart of freight in 2 hrs this morning
cheers|lunch~ and if i ever see another school uniform... redravin~ don't go on the TB then |
Peetster> Roilet: (N) an old ceramic toilet, stained and covered with last night's vomit, half digested food, and fecal matter, with Bones curled around the base in the fetus position
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KWSN: <(o_o)_^)>
KWSN: KIRBY RAPE |
[01:40] *** big has joined #tfp
[01:40](redravin) evening big [01:40](Eye) hello big [01:40](Eye) whois big [01:41] * KWSN is big... but not as big as big, apparently [01:42](sandeep) big mistake... [01:42] *** big has quit IRC (Client Quit) [01:42](Eye) that sucked big time |
[04:53] < Trivbot> 41. Mary magdalene is the patron saint of ______?
[04:53] < mog> virgins [04:53] < KWSN> penis [04:53] < mog> sluts [04:53] < mog> whores [04:53] < mog> prostitutes [04:53] < Trivbot> mog got the answer: prostitutes. In: 9.381 secs. Streak: 2. Current wins 8! |
BlueBongo> I've decided that veggie tales is of the devil.
BlueBongo> Listening to the songs ALL DAY can drive a person insane. phredgreen> singing dancing cucmbers and you're only now finding this out? Pennington> I'm just scared of the next generation of conservative christians that think moses was pickle BlueBongo> rofl] BlueBongo> yeah... BlueBongo> I remember watching Davy and GOliath BlueBongo> Goliath even. Pennington> for the longest time i thought noah was a funny looking guy with a huge round head Pennington> and no nose Pennington> now kids are gonna think hes a carrot BlueBongo> maybe they will eat healthier. * phredgreen wonders what veggie jesus would be BlueBongo> Or NOT eat those veggies because they associate them with biblical characters Pennington> "eat your carrots" Pennington> "but but carrots are moses" BlueBongo> lol Pennington> "no, there not. just eat them" Pennington> "Carrots are people too" Pennington> "No, soylent green is people. Carrots are food" |
Pennington> I firmly believe that our persistant use of the automobil is impeding the invention of the teleporter.
Pennington> If everyone had to walk everywhere, we'd be pushing billions into teleporter research. Pennington> BAN INTERNAL COMBUSTION!!! |
the guy is new and cool. this made me laugh extreeeeeeeeeeemly hard
air45|TFP> i do not need the rubber cock for my own stiff member is full of life. air45|TFP> do not fuck the ceiling fan or i am rofl! edit: fixed it so it didn't interpret the brackets as html |
air45|TFP> i do not need the rubber cock for my own stiff member is full of life.
WhoaitsZ> ohhhhhhhhhh Spinach_Indeed> Throbbing with VIGOR |
weird. the whole quote didn't carry
said by user air45|tfp |
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Phaenx: I grew up on a farm |
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