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wow, lmao on these....too bad i can't ever remember any.
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[0:46] cardfrek> as we were pulling out of Yokouska, Japan we hit a whale
[0:46] sailor420|drunk> hahaha [0:46] sailor420|drunk> i dont know why i find that funny [0:46] sailor420|drunk> but i do [0:46] sailor420|drunk> probably because im drunk |
[21:47] * GakFace wants a cheerleader
[21:48] `-Anders> No, it's my cheerleader-cam! Bad kitty. [21:48] * macgng wants two cheerleaders [21:48] * Cybermike will settle for 1 [21:48] GakFace> I'll settle for just one [21:48] GakFace> hahaha [21:48] Cybermike> :) [21:49] macgng> well i;'ll settle for one but if i could have 2 id take it [21:49] GakFace> so..... Where's my Cheerleader? [21:49] GakFace> I'll take the whole squad! [21:49] GakFace> heh [21:49] * onodrim does a cheer for GakFace [21:49] macgng> lol [21:49] GakFace> sweet!! ------------------------------------------------------- [23:03] lady: ew [23:03] lady: i just spilled a bit of potato soup on my lap. looks like cum |
related to ChipX86, because he's special
In #gaim on freeNode
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[1:28] +analog> then she moves a bit so now she's rubbing her crotch on mine.
[1:28] +analog> the story has now changed from a dirty novel to a pop-up book. |
we're discussing a thing on somethingawful, making fun of a pregnancy forum.
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* Hanxter changes topic to ' Paq> it has a rear blank place holder with a hole in the middle. Paq> i was wondering if i'd need grease as well, but if it stuffs in, then no biggie Paq> and this damned thing is SMALLL!!!!
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Paq: on the other hand, nothing says "love" like a good grudgefuck
Original_King: Nothing says I love you like the reach-around |
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Got to love the IRC channel:
analog: phred: why, are you borrowing her vagina today? :) onodrim: lol, borrowing her vagine phredgreen: ? analog: because you won't go see the movie! go see the f'ing movie! analog: did i just type f'ing? onodrim: apparently * analog sighs phredgreen: maybe i'm slow... are you trying to say that i'm being less of a man because i fear the wrath of my otherwise sweet and loving (hi baby! reading logs again?) girlfriend? |
04-20-04
[15:47] &Halx: DOOM! [15:47] &Halx: DESTRUCTION! [15:47] &Halx: HELL!! [15:48] %phredgreen: BARBRA STREISAND!!! [15:48] &Halx: that took the wind out of my sail |
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onodrim: yes, analog has his special place behind my ass
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11:20] ChrisJericho> well ninja's DID use short swords
11:21] shalafi> they're also handy tools for cutting steaks, opening envelopes, stuff like that 11:21] ChrisJericho> chopping cucumbers? 11:21] shalafi> exactly 11:22] Cybermike> Masturbating with? 11:22] ChrisJericho> speaking of which, i had some spinach yesterday 11:22] ChrisJericho> with some oliveoil and vinegar dressing 11:22] ChrisJericho> it was very tasty 11:22] Cybermike> speaking of masturbating, or cucumbers? 11:22] <ChrisJericho> it's all the same to me |
14:32] Paq> when mailing a resume, do you staple pages together or leave them loose
14:34] @Hanxter>no staples - it won't go thru the shredder |
15:29] ngdawg> i dont think i have one single ingredient in the house!!!
15:30] @Hanxter> sure ya do 15:30] @Hanxter> be like yule gibbons 15:30] @Hanxter> and eat the house |
[11:33] %phredgreen> i've got three boxes of cereal and no fucking milk
[11:33] wrkime> oooh [11:33] wrkime> that isn't fair [11:34] %hrdware> hmmm.....got milk? [11:34] %hrdware> heh [11:34] wrkime> hrdware has a gallon of jizz [11:34] `-Anders> Just one? [11:35] @Hanxter> protein spill? [11:37] %analog> manshake? [11:37] ChrisJericho> human ejaculate ? [11:38] @Hanxter> penile saliva? [11:40] ChrisJericho> stinky snot? [11:40] %analog> lol [11:40] %analog> eww [11:41] BiqueerChris> care for some 'cream' in your coffee? ;) [11:41] ChrisJericho> liquid marshmellow [11:42] @Hanxter> spermaslide [11:42] %analog> man chowder [11:43] @Hanxter> cock vomit [11:43] ChrisJericho> white, warm, and chunky [11:44] @Hanxter> penile projectile |
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10:40 @Hanxter: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
10:43 high_way: the cat was eating the dong who was eathing the mice who was laughing because it was too small to eat 10:43 high_way: thus it drank shit loads and bythe time th enext dog came along it was too fat (hot looking) to rund away from all the lady mice 10:43 %tecoyah: Yup....he's drunk 10:43 high_way: and was eated instead |
ngdawg...
hell, i can't even get their plugs into the holes their own holemaker made |
Toaster126> Being berated by hanx for my stone age compy. :)
usePragma> how old is it? Toaster126> Um... I want to say 1998... 366 mhtz... 10 gb hd. usePragma> ouch, yea - that is ancient @Hanxter> i did not berate you @Hanxter> i commended you on preserving history |
ngdawg> heh. i can order NASCAR printed checks
ngdawg> ...or do i want the harley ones.... phedup> harley... [Ace_O_Spades> of the two? harley ngdawg> i ordered the nascar ones @Hanxter> pfffft @Hanxter> too many left hand turns ngdawg> it's a limited edition paying homage to some of the tracks @Hanxter> limited edition checks? @Hanxter> you have to .. ngdawg> uh huh @Hanxter> oh @Hanxter> never mind * @Hanxter i don't get it ngdawg> what don't you get? @Hanxter> you pay for somethin with a check? @Hanxter> yes? ngdawg> yes @Hanxter> so WTF is limited edition? ngdawg> the pattern on the check is @Hanxter> it's FUCKING USED ngdawg> you doofus @Hanxter> it has your account # on it ngdawg> yep @Hanxter> what the fuck are you gonna do with them? @Hanxter> put them on ebay? ngdawg> you bozo....the pattern won't be available forever is all @Hanxter> oh bs @Hanxter> i can scan them @Hanxter> so who the hell cares ngdawg> probably would look like hell if you did ngdawg> well, they stopped the ones i was using...so i ordered this style instead... @Hanxter> nothing is "limited edition" * phedup watches this conversation with aplomb ngdawg> it's limited if they stop printing the patterns say, in december... ngdawg> which, since that'd be after season, they probably will do ngdawg> who's aplomb? |
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