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numist

01-25-2004 10:33 AM

For Hanxter

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<Hanxter> 52" computer monitor?

<The_Dude> why not

<Hanxter> i'd hate to use that

<numist> are you kidding?

<Hanxter> coudn't find anything

<numist> Id get a wireless KB & Mouse

<meff> lol

<numist> sit on an overstuffed couch on the other side of the room

<The_Dude> you could make it smaller too!

<numist> sip a martini...

<meff> that'd suck numist

<numist> why would that suck?

<The_Dude> adjust the screen size to somethin small

<meff> only playing games on it would be nice

<meff> hook up a ps2

<numist> I could invite Z over and watch porn on it :P

<numist> think of THAT

<Hanxter> "no - in the upper right corner... dummy"

<Hanxter> well that would werk

<numist> hehehe

<Hanxter> just think of the tb

<The_Dude> lol

<Hanxter> wowsers LD - them's large

* numist grins

<meff> thats some big pussy

<The_Dude> hehe

<Hanxter> "Christ - you could drive a truck in there"

<The_Dude> HHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHA

* numist laughs

<meff> people would gangbang the screen

<Hanxter> heheheheh

<numist> and thered still be room for more

<Hanxter> imagine scrolling down

The_Dude

01-25-2004 05:39 PM

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[19:35] *** Mode change "+o BoCo" for channel #tfp by Buddah

[19:35] * numist runs

[19:37] <The_Dude> anyways, why is BoCo an op? 

[19:37] *** Signoff: numist (Quit: /me has been kicked by BoCo ())

[19:37] <BoCo> because i'm loved

[19:37] *** Signoff by numist detected

[19:37] <BoCo> what!!!

[19:37] <The_Dude> lol 

[19:37] <The_Dude> LOL 

[19:37] <The_Dude> BoCo, quit abusing me 

[19:37] <BoCo> no way

[19:37] <BoCo> i didn't do that

[19:37] *** Signon by numist (numist!numist@66-75-244-20.san.rr.com, Mask: *!*@*) detected

[19:37] <The_Dude> LOL!! 

[19:37] * The_Dude rofls

[19:38] <BoCo> oh, i get it

[19:38] <The_Dude> poor numist 

[19:38] <The_Dude> :P 

[19:38] <BoCo> that dork

[19:38] <The_Dude> lol

The_Dude

01-25-2004 09:11 PM

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[23:10] * KWSN kills dude to death

numist

01-27-2004 10:17 AM

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<strife> Are any Linux users around?

<ChipX86> what's linux?

<strife> Dunno.

<strife> I think it makes grilled cheese

:lol:

ariekitten

01-28-2004 01:33 AM

wow, lmao on these....too bad i can't ever remember any.

numist

01-30-2004 03:03 PM

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(01:30)[14:53:49] <Paq> you are looking at the new head of the SC republican push for Bush

(01:30)[14:53:49] <@secret|ono> Original_King: sounds like most of my weekend ;)

(01:30)[14:54:07] <@secret|ono> Paq: um....you're anti-Bush

(01:30)[14:54:14] <@secret|ono> (secret now :))

(01:30)[14:54:29] <Paq> nope, head of republican push for bush...everyone should be pushin a bush

(01:30)[14:54:35] <@secret|ono> oh LOL

(01:30)[14:54:39] <Paq> but seriously

(01:30)[14:54:44] <epsilonomega> I like pushin' da bush

(01:30)[14:54:44] <Paq> i am on the bush campaign team

(01:30)[14:54:49] <LOAnnie> haha

(01:30)[14:54:53] * numist stones Paq

(01:30)[14:54:53] <Paq> wiht me on their side, there is no way they can win

(01:30)[14:54:55] <@secret|ono> Paq: that's seriously unethical

(01:30)[14:55:01] <numist> hahahaha 

(01:30)[14:55:02] <epsilonomega> ahahahahaha Paq

(01:30)[14:55:03] <numist> I like it 

(01:30)[14:55:05] <Paq> see

(01:30)[14:55:07] * MSD looks at secret|ono and wonders which one is actually talking

(01:30)[14:55:07] <epsilonomega> sabotage it

(01:30)[14:55:11] <Paq> no matter who i work for, they lose

(01:30)[14:55:15] <@secret|ono> MSD: secret atm

(01:30)[14:55:16] <Paq> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i figure i'll put it to use

(01:30)[14:55:25] <MSD> ah

(01:30)[14:55:51] <Paq> would it be unethical for me to just switch over and support bush and flat rate taxes and the patriot act

(01:30)[14:55:59] <epsilonomega> yes

Wow, Paq is on to something here...

MSD	01-30-2004 09:48 PM

[0:46] cardfrek> as we were pulling out of Yokouska, Japan we hit a whale
[0:46] sailor420|drunk> hahaha
[0:46] sailor420|drunk> i dont know why i find that funny
[0:46] sailor420|drunk> but i do
[0:46] sailor420|drunk> probably because im drunk

GakFace

02-01-2004 06:57 PM

[21:47] * GakFace wants a cheerleader
[21:48] `-Anders> No, it's my cheerleader-cam! Bad kitty.
[21:48] * macgng wants two cheerleaders
[21:48] * Cybermike will settle for 1
[21:48] GakFace> I'll settle for just one
[21:48] GakFace> hahaha
[21:48] Cybermike> :)
[21:49] macgng> well i;'ll settle for one but if i could have 2 id take it
[21:49] GakFace> so..... Where's my Cheerleader?
[21:49] GakFace> I'll take the whole squad!
[21:49] GakFace> heh
[21:49] * onodrim does a cheer for GakFace
[21:49] macgng> lol
[21:49] GakFace> sweet!!
-------------------------------------------------------
[23:03] lady: ew
[23:03] lady: i just spilled a bit of potato soup on my lap. looks like cum

numist

02-05-2004 12:49 AM

related to ChipX86, because he's special

In #gaim on freeNode

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<ChipX86> irssi > gaim

'nuff said...

AND, later tonight, chatting with GakFace:

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(01:27:52) GakFace: damnit

(01:27:55) GakFace: why can't I send you anything?

(01:28:41) Direct IM with GakFace failed

(01:35:02) numist: complain to ChipX86, its his f***ing program

(01:35:13) GakFace: hahaha

For those that get it, of course...

MSD	02-08-2004 10:29 PM

[1:28] +analog> then she moves a bit so now she's rubbing her crotch on mine.
[1:28] +analog> the story has now changed from a dirty novel to a pop-up book.

KWSN	02-08-2004 10:40 PM

we're discussing a thing on somethingawful, making fun of a pregnancy forum.

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[00:49] <epsilonomega> read the porn one

[00:50] <epsilonomega> AHAHAHA

[00:50] <epsilonomega> "pregnant again at 17"

[00:50] <KWSN> hahahaha

[00:50] <epsilonomega> with STOP FUCKING.

[00:51] <KWSN> hahah

[00:51] <KWSN> she's got a bladder infection too

[00:51] <epsilonomega> ahahah

[00:51] <KWSN> all she needs is herpes and she's got the trifecta

[00:51] <analog> bet she went ass to vagina.

[00:51] <analog> skank. lol

KWSN	02-08-2004 11:56 PM

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[02:49] *** oneshotwonder has joined #tfp

[02:49] <oneshotwonder> DIO ROCKS!

[02:49] *** oneshotwonder has quit IRC (Client Quit)

Hanxter

03-12-2004 01:24 PM

* Hanxter changes topic to ' Paq> it has a rear blank place holder with a hole in the middle. Paq> i was wondering if i'd need grease as well, but if it stuffs in, then no biggie Paq> and this damned thing is SMALLL!!!!

GakFace

03-28-2004 02:54 PM

Paq: on the other hand, nothing says "love" like a good grudgefuck
Original_King: Nothing says I love you like the reach-around

analog

04-16-2004 02:46 PM

Quote:

-Original_King- Put your hands out to the side and wiggle your fingers. That's Spirit Fingers.
-Original_King- Didn't you ever see Bring it On?
-onodrim- otherise known as....jazz hands
-onodrim- :p
-analog- Yeah. Ex-girlfriend HAD to see it. Just blocked it frommy memory i guess.
-Original_King- Yes.
-Original_King- Jazz Hands.
-Original_King- I... oddly... can do Jazz Penis.
-onodrim- if I knew anyone who did that (well in real life, we have to do it on stage sometimes :|), I'd be annoyed too
-Original_King- Jazz Penis?
-onodrim- lol, no
-onodrim- jazz hands
-Original_King- Cause Jazz Penis is something everyone should see.

and another...

Quote:

-BoCo- so my leftist sister emails me saying she's having trouble finding any pics of same-sex animals having sex in nature. can i please help her find some so she can prove to her friend that it really happens. dumbass.
-cardfrek- wtf
-analog- ...
-BoCo- ...
* Crony creeps away
* BoCo creeps closer
-Ace|EvilDead- this is why i love this channel... you can leave and come back and read shit like that (Ace_O_Spades)

Aletheia

04-16-2004 03:44 PM

Got to love the IRC channel:

analog: phred: why, are you borrowing her vagina today? :)
onodrim: lol, borrowing her vagine
phredgreen: ?
analog: because you won't go see the movie! go see the f'ing movie!
analog: did i just type f'ing?
onodrim: apparently
* analog sighs
phredgreen: maybe i'm slow... are you trying to say that i'm being less of a man because i fear the wrath of my otherwise sweet and loving (hi baby! reading logs again?) girlfriend?

Hanxter

04-20-2004 11:55 AM

04-20-04

[15:47] &Halx: DOOM!
[15:47] &Halx: DESTRUCTION!
[15:47] &Halx: HELL!!
[15:48] %phredgreen: BARBRA STREISAND!!!
[15:48] &Halx: that took the wind out of my sail

GakFace

05-04-2004 08:52 PM

Delete this.

GakFace

05-04-2004 08:53 PM

onodrim: yes, analog has his special place behind my ass

:D:D:D

Hanxter

05-06-2004 08:46 AM

11:20] ChrisJericho> well ninja's DID use short swords
11:21] shalafi> they're also handy tools for cutting steaks, opening envelopes, stuff like that
11:21] ChrisJericho> chopping cucumbers?
11:21] shalafi> exactly
11:22] Cybermike> Masturbating with?
11:22] ChrisJericho> speaking of which, i had some spinach yesterday
11:22] ChrisJericho> with some oliveoil and vinegar dressing
11:22] ChrisJericho> it was very tasty
11:22] Cybermike> speaking of masturbating, or cucumbers?
11:22] <ChrisJericho> it's all the same to me

Hanxter

05-06-2004 10:37 AM

14:32] Paq> when mailing a resume, do you staple pages together or leave them loose
14:34] @Hanxter>no staples - it won't go thru the shredder

Hanxter

05-07-2004 11:32 AM

15:29] ngdawg> i dont think i have one single ingredient in the house!!!
15:30] @Hanxter> sure ya do
15:30] @Hanxter> be like yule gibbons
15:30] @Hanxter> and eat the house

Hanxter

05-28-2004 07:54 AM

[11:33] %phredgreen> i've got three boxes of cereal and no fucking milk
[11:33] wrkime> oooh
[11:33] wrkime> that isn't fair
[11:34] %hrdware> hmmm.....got milk?
[11:34] %hrdware> heh
[11:34] wrkime> hrdware has a gallon of jizz
[11:34] `-Anders> Just one?
[11:35] @Hanxter> protein spill?
[11:37] %analog> manshake?
[11:37] ChrisJericho> human ejaculate ?
[11:38] @Hanxter> penile saliva?
[11:40] ChrisJericho> stinky snot?
[11:40] %analog> lol
[11:40] %analog> eww
[11:41] BiqueerChris> care for some 'cream' in your coffee? ;)
[11:41] ChrisJericho> liquid marshmellow
[11:42] @Hanxter> spermaslide
[11:42] %analog> man chowder
[11:43] @Hanxter> cock vomit
[11:43] ChrisJericho> white, warm, and chunky
[11:44] @Hanxter> penile projectile

KWSN	09-28-2004 08:28 PM

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<Krycheck> speaking of hormones....my wife failed a pregnantcy test a little while ago

<ngdawg> get fixed, Kry

<Krycheck> i've been meaning too

<KWSN> OOH VASECTOMIES

<KWSN> ugh that reminds me of one of the more disturbing moments of my life

<KWSN> im close with my parents and all but a couple years ago i was at my parents house and they had a friend over and were talking about the movie monster's ball, but their friend mispronounced it as monster balls

<ngdawg> lol

<maleficent> heh

<KWSN> and my mom says "if you wanted to see monster balls, you should have visited george (my dad) after his vasectomy!"

<KWSN> me: >_<

<ngdawg> lol!!

<Krycheck> LOL

<KWSN> ...what a horrible song to come on at this particular moment

<ngdawg> ?

* KWSN listens to [Turbonegro - I Got Erection]

Hanxter

02-12-2005 07:48 AM

10:40 @Hanxter: The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
10:43 high_way: the cat was eating the dong who was eathing the mice who was laughing because it was too small to eat
10:43 high_way: thus it drank shit loads and bythe time th enext dog came along it was too fat (hot looking) to rund away from all the lady mice
10:43 %tecoyah: Yup....he's drunk
10:43 high_way: and was eated instead

Hanxter

05-17-2005 12:27 PM

ngdawg...
hell, i can't even get their plugs into the holes their own holemaker made

Hanxter

12-17-2005 11:54 AM

Toaster126> Being berated by hanx for my stone age compy. :)
usePragma> how old is it?
Toaster126> Um... I want to say 1998... 366 mhtz... 10 gb hd.
usePragma> ouch, yea - that is ancient
@Hanxter> i did not berate you
@Hanxter> i commended you on preserving history

Hanxter

09-15-2006 09:07 AM

ngdawg> heh. i can order NASCAR printed checks
ngdawg> ...or do i want the harley ones....
phedup> harley...
[Ace_O_Spades> of the two? harley
ngdawg> i ordered the nascar ones
@Hanxter> pfffft
@Hanxter> too many left hand turns
ngdawg> it's a limited edition paying homage to some of the tracks
@Hanxter> limited edition checks?
@Hanxter> you have to ..
ngdawg> uh huh
@Hanxter> oh
@Hanxter> never mind
* @Hanxter i don't get it
ngdawg> what don't you get?
@Hanxter> you pay for somethin with a check?
@Hanxter> yes?
ngdawg> yes
@Hanxter> so WTF is limited edition?
ngdawg> the pattern on the check is
@Hanxter> it's FUCKING USED
ngdawg> you doofus
@Hanxter> it has your account # on it
ngdawg> yep
@Hanxter> what the fuck are you gonna do with them?
@Hanxter> put them on ebay?
ngdawg> you bozo....the pattern won't be available forever is all
@Hanxter> oh bs
@Hanxter> i can scan them
@Hanxter> so who the hell cares
ngdawg> probably would look like hell if you did
ngdawg> well, they stopped the ones i was using...so i ordered this style instead...
@Hanxter> nothing is "limited edition"
* phedup watches this conversation with aplomb
ngdawg> it's limited if they stop printing the patterns say, in december...
ngdawg> which, since that'd be after season, they probably will do
ngdawg> who's aplomb?

Randerolf

02-24-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWSN

anyone remember this one?

(KWSN) shit
(KWSN) I'm so out of it tonight
(KWSN) I put a CD in the microwave just now to try to play it
(KWSN) wait a sec.....
(KWSN) OH SHIT
(KWSN) that means there's a hot dog in the stereo
(KWSN) BRB

LOL
Christ! I'm such a fool for ignoring the chat function.

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